Muhawwal Fawaz (2024)

22/01/2024

😂LET’S VIBE JOOR😂

1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubb0rn set of people 😒

2. When a stingy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂

3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are ad0pted😂

4. There are only two✌️ nak£d things that can k!ll a man
1. Nak£d wire
2. Nak£d woman
😂😂😂☠️
They will not teach you this in school
🏃🏾‍♂️

5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy a**s, the d£vil will always whisper, ''now sm£ll your fingers my child''😂

6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... 😩 if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard 🦎 is called ‘LIZZY BABY’.🤣😂

©️ MR. Comedian ✍️

7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.💀💀
it not easy😭

8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to buy you food is also ch£ating....but you are too hungry to understand that😅😅

9. White people: Sorry you dropped your money

Black People: 👞👀
😂😂

10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed w£tting and a w!tch squ££zing your neck in the night😂😂

11. People say falling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best feeling ever😂😂

12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car 😳 I told him our swimming pool got būrnt yesterday he bl0cked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a ly!ng competition 😂😂

13. People are busy cuddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather 😩Rain b£at meoo

Cutie 🥰, please and please and please 🥺🙏 add or follow this page for more interesting jokes 🙏

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏

K

22/01/2024

A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.

She confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.

Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.

Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses for sample collection.
The result came out.

Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.

For those of you who don’t understand English, it means that the child does not belong to any of them.😭😭

Take a moment and fear women..
May God deliver us from this gender pls🙏🙏

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22/01/2024

😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂

I remember my 1st WAEC. We were writing English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for MANNA to fall when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Thought the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was already in no 65. I was still in 30 and time was almost out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her until we got to no 98 together. Suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a law voice. "What are it?, Why is you shadeding me?, COPYS! COPYS! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dulls boy! You are a disgrace your manhood!
So I shout, "Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! I am finished! I don't die 2day! 5 minutes more? Abeg who get Eraser!
Somebody Help!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

22/01/2024

I took a taxi as i was going to work and sat next to a very pretty and fair lady. I greeted her and asked her for her name but she ignored me.😐

I removed my phone from pocket and made a fakē call, 😃

"Hello, it's Emmanuel, wash all those cars and park them east wing of the estate. I'll be back in a week's time!!!.😏

I continues

"I had to even take a taxi to the airport to catch my flight to Dubai. Open my bed cupboard, u will see the sum of $25,000 use it for ur needs, ok..."

The lady was starring at me while i pretended with the fakē call.

Very convinced that i got her, i stopped the call and asked her,

"Why are u looking at me like that?" 🙄

She replied,

"Take, this is the battery of ur phone. It fell down when u were removing ur phone out of ur pocket 😳...."

I couldn't make pim for over
5 seconds , my shirt
Was søaked with Sweat 😂

Village people why ❓ 😭
..............
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22/01/2024

*Me and my babe on video call at night in my room😂

Me: *plugs in earpiece*... See how gorgeous you look, Esther. God!

Babe: *blushes*... Stop johr

Me: Have you had your bath already?

Babe: not yet but I'm preparing to

Me: You haven't had your bath yet you look this hot? Jesus Christ!!

Babe: *blushes*... Tyga!!! Stoppppp...*laughs*

Me: I love you so much! I wish I was over there with you right now

Babe: *smiles*...what will you do?

Me: First of all, I'll unbuckle your bra

{Immediately my little bro enters inside}

Bro: Brother Tyga, Da...

Me: GET OUT FROM HERE BEFORE I SLAP YOU!!! I'VE WARNED YOU BEFORE TO STOP ENTERING MY ROOM LIKE THIS!! GO!!!

Bro: *bows head down and walks out of the room*....sorry...*closes the door*

Me: Mtchew, I'm sorry babe

Babe: Ahh!! You can vex o, baby...*laughs*

Me: I'm sorry johr...that my brother ehnn!! This isn't the first time I'm warning him. He's always doing this...he con do am again when I dey mood with you already.

Babe: *laughs out loud*...Tyga!! You're so funny!!...*still laughing*

Me: I love you so much

Babe: *blushes*...well you were saying something about my bra before.

Me: Oohhh...I said if I was over there with you, I'd unhook it.

Babe: You mean like this??..*unhooks bra*

Me: mmmm...you naughty girI

Babe: What next will you do?

Me: I'd...

*Little bro opens the door and enters again*

Me: AHH GOOOODDD!!! I SW...

Bro: D..daddy say I should tell you to off your Bluetooth, so that we can connect TV speaker, that's what I wanted to tell you since...and he said you should come to his room.

Ewooo 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

21/01/2024

Another laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol

2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighbourhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!

3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit.

4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.

5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...

6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...

9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...

10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.
You are free to add yours, 9ja I hail
😂😂😁😁😂😁😂😂
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21/01/2024

I don come back again oooh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 My girlfriend is not rømantic at all,l throw her pillow but she wīpe me USB,cable for neck😂😂

Cynthia must you always be different. 😭😭😭😭

2. Guys the best way to propose to a girl,take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say"marry me or leave my boat,thank me later😂😂😂😂

3. Facebook is another level of wītchcraft how can you be feeling sick with 78 friends pls be cāreful,😂😂😂

4. I went to a wedding and immediately l arrive they serve me rice,hey my opponent don pour the rice when he was greeting the groom,is now l believe that villāge people are reāl😂😂😂😂

5. YOu get mind wear okirika travel abroad,what if the owner sees you there,😦yeh who stone me pānt😂

Prince dey play 😁😁😁

6. I saw my class mate roasting corn by the road side,as soon as he saw me he ran away, l only wanted to tell him l supply charcoal😂😂😂

7. My father sent me a friend request on Facebook,l mistakenly accepted hey😦,my post now is children of God shout hallelujah,no be jūjū be dat😂😂😂😂

8. On the day of judgment thousands of Angel will be beside the hēll to separate f!ght between Yah00 boys and white men,😂😂😂

9. Don't be ashāmed if you fart while urinating...bros there's no rain without thūnder...😂😂😂😂

10. Dear thūnder take care of those people planning to scroll without commenting or liking or sharing my post may them eat without control...shay you gerit if you don't gerit forget about it tank you.....😂😂😂😂lemme come and be 🏃🏃🏃🏃

What No made u laugh 🤣

21/01/2024

😂TH£ WØRST HAV£ HAPP£N£D😂

E shock me ooh Yesterday evening I invited my gal out so on our way back I decided to buy suya of 1k so that we can eat while treking home as I was trying to open the nylon used to wrap the suya it fell inside the gutter chaii it pained me ooh but I acted brave and went back and went back and bought another but as I went home I could't sleep becoz the suya was still in my head and also how things are hard nowadays 1k will just go like that so I decided to go and look for my suya ooh before I'll get high bp so my people when I got to the spot where the suya fell I saw an intruder also looking for the hidden treasure immediately I shined my torch at the intruder to know who it was and lo and behold it's my girlfriend (favour) also looking for the suya. Chaii...... 🌞🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.......................................................................
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01/01/2024

Laughing time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1.No body has de lowest voice than a guy
asking a lady for her phone nūmber..😀🤣

2. De most patience custømers in de world
are those būying Cøndøm. Dey will like, serve
him first i will wait😃😄😃

3. I can't stop laughing, at a job interview,
Interviewer – spell, scheweinsteger,
blaszcykowski, & schneiderlin. Jøb seker– pls
just say there is no jøb..🤣😀😅

4. See u, u dey form big boy when your birth
day dāte is on children day.😅😂

5. Just bcoz ur girlfriend is smiling while
pressing her phone dose not mean she is
chēating on u, my bro, relax she is reading my
post.😂🤣😎

6. Nothing person no go see for dis obodo
Nigeria How can u open a church and name
it BET 9JA church of God mīssion..🤣😅

7. Drinking garri dose not mean u re poør
but allowing de garri to swēll up before
drinking it, my bro, ur village people is at
work..🤣😂😃

8. Enough is enough, boko - haram should
leave our girls aløne, unless am going into
dat fōrest with my Facebøok friends..😅😂

9.All this girls that are snātching peoples
boyfriends and husbands repēnt, Rapture is near.🤣😂

10.When a Nigeria girls says she wants a
handsome man. She is not talking about
looks but talking about: a Hand that has
Some… You know what i mean.😂😅😆

11.Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now
speak Frēnch. Born June Mama, Come On
Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.🤣😂

12.i never knew the power of wëēd until I
saw a 90years old man telling me he wants
to be a lawyer when he grows....😂😅😎

13.In igbo we dont say "good morning" we
simply say "møney ooo" and the person will
reply "møney my broda! 😃🤣😂

14. What shall it profits you after reading this post without giving a like , share and comment on it, i just dey look you 🙄🙄

26/12/2023

😂😂😂😂😂LAUGH AWAY SORROW😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Happy boxing day 🥰🥰🥰💚💚💚

1. I told my Ex Girlfriend that I've forgiven her,but deep down,I want God to punish her 😭🖐️🤣

2. I can never forget when I was still in my mother's womb....One day,She ate pepper soup & it entered into my Eye 😭🙆. I nearly died that day 😂😂

3. One Facebook girl visited me. As I was touching her,she was pushing my hands away. To cut the long story,she later trek back to her house 😂🤣🤣🤣

4. Please Is It Really Possible For A Girl To Fell Down From Bed And Broke Her Virginity?💔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

5 If you're above 18 and you're short and u still think u gonna grow. Am very sorry bby,it's over 😂🏃

6. I remembered when I borrowed someone's gas cooker to cook beans and the gas finish. The person later swear for me 😂😂

7. Five things that can live in your house without paying rent 😏; 👇
(1) 🕷️ ( 2)🐜 ( 3) 🦟 (4)🐀 (5)👩🏼

8. She already have 3 kids and she's shouting "kill me baby". Abeg who will take care of your children? 😂🏃

9. Me as a pilot* excuse me all passengers🙋 I hope say una sabi long jump cus e be like say fuel don finish for this plane oo🙆

10. Dear maths,
Thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school 🚸 🤦🏾‍♂️
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually
use x² + y +8
[(x + 2y ² = a - z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
in real life. Idiot!! 😒🔢

11. Facebook have changed the position of reactions, I now mistakenly reacted care to someone I don't care about 📱

12. Because i No get money, I break her heart, she no cry🙄😭😭
Wicked girl 🥴

E no go better for you Grace 🙅🙅🙅

13. I hate visiting people who take long time cooking👺❌
Do they really think I come there to talk?🥴😏

14. Everybody guess what?
Rain entered my room and carried away my bed 😭😲. Where am I going to sleep this night? 🙆🙆🙆

15. One thing I like about short people is that even if you give birth
you and your baby will be sharing the same clothes 🤩🥰

25/12/2023

I dropped my Girlfriend at her Home, i put my Hand on the Wall by the Gate for Support, leaned towards her.

Me: "Can i kíss you?

Her: "Not now , I'm at home"

Me: "Pleeeeeease!!!"

Her: "No"

Me: "You were too sweet in Bed today"

Her: "Woow!!.... You too, full of Energy. I could not believe we did it Four times".

Me: "Let me kiss you goodnight".

Her: "Someone may be watching us, they still think I'm a Virgín at Home".
This goes on for 10 minutes, then the girlfriends Brother appears at the Gate and says, "Dad says whether you kíss him or not, it's your decision. But tell that Ba$tard !!!!😡to remove his Hand from the interCom button, everyone in the house is listening to your conversation and you're disturbing the Prayer session😂

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25/12/2023

Another big wahala🙆🏾‍♂️😰😫

I visited a pharmacy yesterday and told the pharmacist to give me a c*ondom that am going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I might get Lucky.!,

He gave me one and I paid for it, as I was about to leave, I turned and asked him for another one that my girlfriend's sister is very beautiful and curvy too, I told him she always crosses her legs in provocative manner every time she sees me, I think I may strike luck there too,

He gave me another one and I paid for it, as I was about leaving the pharmacy again, I turned back and said :

"Give me one more c*ondom, my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move."

During Dinner, I sat with my girlfriend on the left, her sister on the right, and their mum facing me,

When my girlfriend's dad walked in, I lowered my head and started the dinner prayer, "Dear Lord bless this dinner and thank you for all you have given us...... 10 minutes after, am still praying........Lord I thank you for your kindness.....,

Another 10 minutes passed and am still praying, keeping my head down, very close to the table,
They all looked at each other surprised, my girlfriend was even more surprised than others, she gets close to me and whispers :

"I didn't know you're so religious"

I replied :
I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!.🙆🏾‍♂️

25/12/2023

A man checked into an hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I cnt wait to see u...........👀 🏃🏃🏃🏃

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25/12/2023

My dad callēd me when he heard there was a ri0t
in my school....
Dad: Hello son, where are you?
Me: My hostel.
Dad: Good, I heard there is ri0t in ur school. Pls
Don't go out,don't follow them, you know your
family background, stay in your room. You hear
me?
Me: Okay Dad....
(Calls back in five minutes)..
Dad: My son, what cāused the ri0t?
Me: They increased our school fees from N30000
to N150000. Because our vice Chancellor said
we are in the time of CHANGE
Dad: Where are you now?
Me: In my room.
Dad: Ehhnn! Are you mād? J0in them.
Me: But dad....
Dad: Shūt up and j0in them, carry mātchet!! Carry
anything...!!! K!!ll people.😳🏃😂

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25/12/2023

🏆 LAUGH WITH 😇

1. Females have magical powers! 🤗
They get wët without water...
They bleëd without injüry...🥲
They make boneless meat härd...🥹
They make men eat without cooking...
They produce milk without eating grass...
But I know one day, knowledge will not kïll me... 🥺🥹🥲
I’m slowly becoming a philosopher 🤭😂😂😂
2. Just when I thought I have seen it all, voom... this släy queen just came out of nowhere asking one phone repairer “Uncle do you flash power bank, I want to flash my own” 🥲
And the young man replied: “Yes I can even flash transformer too... 😳🙆😂😂😂
3. It’s only a Nigerian mother that will wake you up at 2am in the morning to beät you for an offençe you committed 2pm yesterday, my dear that is what we call CARRYOVER BEATING !!! 🤭😂😂😂
4. She says “Mën are dogs” then she gets pregnänt, gives birth to a boy & she is posting pics “My little angel”😒
No, Favour! That’s a puppy??? 🙄😂😂😂
5. Welcome to Nigerïa where Paracetamol cures all sicknëss 🥲😂😂
6. “I’m Homy”🥹🥹❤‍🩹

Read again, have you seen the reason why you couldn’t do WAEC on your own without help 😒🙄🤭😂😂
7. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own 🤭😂😂😂
8. I will be naming my daughter “Pregnänt” so when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am “David”
Her: Hi, am “Pregnänt”
* Case Closed * 🤭😇😂😂😂
9. Abraham lëft trenches at the age of 75, there’s still hope for you... I just say make I motivate you small oo 🥲🤭
Happy Sunday oo 😂😂😂
10. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏
☞ FaithFaith Oluwasegun

15/12/2023

🥵 LAUGH WITH 😌

1. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo!😒
When the ATM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet! 😇🤭😂😂
2. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride!🙄
My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sīngle! She now has a garden sef... 🤭😂😂😂
3. Dear ladies don’t forçe your self on a man... çry and move on. 😶
Even ambulance çry as it moves 😒
*Wisdom oo* 🤭😂😂😂
4. Sometimes I shake my heäd 💀 just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country 🇳🇬 without anybody noticing 🤭😂😂😂
5. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstick💄 for lips 💋 that çannot pronounce “Ecclesiastes” 🙄🤭😂😂😂
6. When a guy doesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow?🙄 Do you want to injurë my spirit” 😳🤭😂😂😂
7. I will never go out in the night again,😳
Will you believe that I was chasëd by a blaçk nylon last night? 🥲🤭😂😂😂
8. You will ask some ladies what are your hobbies ? She will be like “travelling and shopping!” 🙄
Don’t you have any other hobby that doesn’t cost monēy? Like “trekking, sleeping and çrying 😒😂😂
9. Go school, you say school na sçam... Now to fill bank teller you dey swear.🙄 Favour, You’re busy writing “Eleventeen thousänd one hundred & onety one”😶🙆😂😂😂
10. If you like drop them in front of their house gate 🙄 You will still give them transport fare 🤭 That’s their traditiøn 😂😂😂...
11. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏

15/12/2023

😂PRE-CHRISTMAS JOKES😂........................................................

1. Dating a slīm guy is cool but not until u remøve his clothes and discøver that he is using belt to hold his bøxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avøid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffīc, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can Nevēr know the real voice of a girl until she is being chāsed by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say BRĒAK-UP between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey paīn pass? have u ever been separāted from the person u are about to cøpy answer from in an examinātion hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knēw the economic state was wørse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how mūch for løw current"???😂😂🤣🤣

7. U will Nevēr know u have kung-fu skills until cōckroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptøp bag with lūdo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smēll fine but wear wristwatch
that isn't working are among the prøblem we face in Nigeria 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep sīlent, because anything u say will be used agaīnst u in the cøurt of law "move it"
That's the only English Nigerian pølice can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. My feār for aboki wëēd increased wen my friend søld his television to būy the remote 🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃😆😆

12. No one is as humble as a custømer coming to būy on credīt, he will be like"give me the fresh pēpper for hand, save ur nylon"😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

13. Dear guy, if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don't smile back, I repeat don't smile back until she pāys her taxi fare 😆😆

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😂CLEAR ROAD NA JOKE DEY COME😂.....................................................................

1.Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and slap me now oooo .😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

2. One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we're still looking for cashier and two security men..😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

3. I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

4. All you married ladies who drive and see these pretty girls standing in the hot sun waiting for troski and you refuse to give them lifts, don’t worry your husbands will pick them up.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

5. I ask my mum where was she when dangote was single
Mummy Answer:- The same place U are when bill gate daughter is still single.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

6. I have been laughing since morning when a man stopped me at Owode Market road and told me that he is looking for GOOGLE PLAY STORE. I asked him Google Playstore how? He said his WhatsApp stopped working and his neighbour told him to go to Google Playstore and download a new one.
Anyways as a good Samaritan I told him that Google Playstore is no longer in Osogbo, that they have relocated to Enugu. I then put him on a bus going to Enugu.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

7. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured 馃,,anty why nah.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

8. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple run.🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

9. Pls friends like seriously i need your help. Where can i do money ritual with only chickens and palm oil..?😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

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