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04/01/2024

With Mickey Mouse entering the Public Domain, will Disney have a new mascot? Check out the contenders

With Mickey entering public domain, plus he's super old and over done, Disney might pick a new mascott. Steambody Willie Rumors have been going around that Disney is Dumping Micky! Now in publix domain anyone can do anything they want with him which could be back for the kids. And of course the next...

13/10/2023

Exciting news in the science, big pharma, and dr*g community! Scientists have invented a "Stupid" Pill more effective than alcohol. Read more about it below...

The FDA h approved a pill which makes you stupider. Surprisingly, hundreds of thousands are lining up to try out this this miracle drug.

29/09/2023

How to make a b*tch sandwich

A Step-By-Step Recipe A bitch sandwich is a nuanced and delicate thing to assemble, but with my instruction, you can create one in no time. The best sandiwch I've had in years. Thank you! –Jane Williams We must first start with the history of the bitch sandwich, and what exactly it includes and wh...

28/09/2023

U.S. Soldier Say Kim Jung Un treated him like a "King"

Step away Seth Rogan - This U.S. Soldier has a lot to say about North Korea...and he's actually BEEN there!

28/09/2023

Ultimate Guide to NYC? Find out.

I lived in the big apple when I was young and visit often, I know all the hot spots most touristy sites won't tell you about. To boost the post’s SEO, include a keyword in the title. Getty Images NY is more than carriage rides in central park and pizza. there is a lot of stuff to do and it can be ...

28/09/2023

Apple iPhone 15 to Replace Siri with New AI Assistant

Goodbye Siri After 15 years apple announces that they will be replacing Siri with an all-new personal AI assistant AA Maxwell. AA Maxwell is Apple's swing into The Great Ai Race, being able to process twice the amount of information that Siri could. This may be the most powerful Ai we have seen in a...

28/09/2023

BREAKING NEWS!!

Florida Brightline strikes and kills Bystander

Brightline? More like Murder Train

Read details from a Scuzz Insider who is reporting from inside the very train

Things may be unbright for the brightline Sadness today brews, as the Florida Brightline The date is September 28th 2023, the Florida Brightline, a Cross state train that goes from Miami to Orlando. Has struck and killed someone forcing an unfortunate delay in today’s ride. We were fortunate enoug...

28/09/2023

Breaking! Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis place bid on Epstein Island

You won't believe how much Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are willing to spend on the infamous island. Ashton Kutcher, who is known best for his role in Killers and The hit Netflix show The Ranch recently has found himself in hot water over things that a colleague from a different show (that 70's sho...

26/09/2023

Elon Musk Says iPhone 15 shouldnt be Exported to Ukraine?? Read more

Uh...this is embarrassing. Why is the Tesla Brainiac suggesting this new embargo? Zelensky is not happy!

24/09/2023

In Honor of World Gorilla Day! The connection between Freud and the Donkey Kong franchise

How the papa of psychology can peel back people’s perspective on gaming’s most popular primate.

24/09/2023

David Bowie Hologram Tour starting at $1,000 per seat! U2 set to be backing band?

The Star-Man is back? But is there life on Mars, with Bono taking over the limelight? Will this show be worth it?

22/09/2023

Hideo Kajima Enlists Paul Simon for Upcoming Letal Gear Solid Movie!

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When I think back to all the Metal Gear I played in high-school...It's a wonder I still play at all. But this hot new movie in the works?

21/09/2023

We can’t believe this!!!

An intresting choice Written By Harris Wils After the success of the Super Mario Movie a lot of people have been asking “Who’s next?” Long ago, the video game community would Jeer at film adaptations of video games, and for good reason. “This ain’t no game is a terrible slogan” Back in, ...

19/09/2023

10 Years After GTA 5, still no GTA 6?

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19/09/2023

Is Disney Getting Rid of Mickey Mouse?

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18/09/2023

Is A Drake & Josh Reboot In The Works?

Well I never thought that it'd be so simple but...is Nickelodeon bringing back the classic teen-nick show, with a new and modern twist?

18/09/2023

Top 10 Top 10 Listacels

You won't believe #1

Listicles (also known as “list posts”) are articles that are written in a list-based format. The most common form of listicle is a short list of 10-20 items that are based on a specific theme. However, modern listicles are often enhanced with additional information around each item to make them ...