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11/09/2022

21/03/2022

Months ago I was in a club with a friend. Drinking Jameson . Two ladies came to our table and asked to join. We said feel free.

The other lady came and sat close to me and We started having a conversation. She told me she's a student at levy medical university and her boarding house is in mutendele near phi mall, then feather said am a high class chick I only drink cocktails,blo jobs for shots,Henesy if its whiskey and ciders nothing cheap I smiled.

After a few minutes her cup of drink that looked nd smelled like mosi run out so she asked if I could buy Henesy for her.

I was honest with her and I said "No I don't afford Henesy actually I don't afford you "
She gave me that look and said she loves my honesty.When I said I don't afford her I could see the pride in her feeling like she the Eish!!

A few weeks later I went back to the same club found her drinking mosi and when she saw me I just smiled and waved. went straight to the counter then found an elegant looking lady sitted at the counter alone drinking ,so I asked if I can join her and she said yes so I did ,we got talking. I asked what she was drinking,then she said flying fish or hunters, but am kind of celebrating something so I dont mind anything stronger. so !!! I was like whiskey she smiled and said sure. I then said Henesy?
She replied smiling and said hell no we didnt close a million dollar deal to be spending money brainlessly let's do shots nd keepup with flying fish and castle lite.

The night was done then we walked to the car park, then I asked if I can drop her then she pulled out a car key for a Mercedes 2018 model then said she had a great night, we should do it again.

Point to young people

You can't have standard's that depend on other people's money. If you are going to have standard's it must be standard's you can meet yourself.

I'm not stingy but sometimes I want to understand the logic before I spend my money. Why must I meet the standard's that you cannot meet yourself.. I should do those things by the desire of my own standards.

16/03/2022

TELEGRAPH AND RADIO SERVICE IN NORTHERN RHODESIA

The first radio service in Northern Rhodesia (Zambia) opened in the 1930s from city airport in Lusaka. Here a field telegraphist at work being powered by a "native battery unit" as it was called. On the side, two natives help in charging the power unit- 1936

16/03/2022

Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: "If I'm not back in four days, open the room and she's yours ... "

He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the battlefield. Half an hour later, the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him. He stopped and saw his friend galloping very fast towards him.

"What's wrong ?" Asked the King. Out of breath, his friend Mousa responded: "You gave me the wrong key"

What????

Can you imagine !

He didn't even wait for the said 4days before trying the keys.

Be careful with the one you consider your best "friends" and whom you think you can entrust them with your hard earned treasure - they could be wishing you dead soon and hopefully inherit your God-given fortune!

Just an Advice.

15/03/2022

"Didier Drogba came into my life in the fifth minute of a Champions League game in Marseille’s mythical Vélodrome. I’d hardly sat down when that giant with the 11 on his shirt scored. He celebrated that goal like it was his last, the crowd went mad, the noise was deafening."

"At half-time I found him in the tunnel and told him: ‘I don’t have the money to buy you, but do you have any cousins that can play like you in the Ivory Coast?’ He laughed, hugged me and said: ‘One day you’ll be in a club which can buy me.’"

"Six months later I signed for Chelsea. I had found a super powerful club which everybody wanted to negotiate with, everybody wanted to be linked to – and everybody wanted to play for.

"I had a number of options, but I arrived and said: ‘I want Didier Drogba.’ Doubts and questions were raised by a few people: ‘Why this one?’, ‘Why not that one?’, ‘Are you sure he will adapt?’, ‘Is he really that good?’

‘I want Didier Drogba,’ I said."

"A few days passed and I met with Didier in a private airport in London. Again he hugged me, but this time in an unforgettable way: an embrace that showed this man’s gratitude, and the affection he feels towards people who mean a lot to him. Indescribable."

"Then he told me: ‘Thank you. I will fight for you. You won’t regret it. I will stay loyal to you forever.’

And that’s just what he’s done…"

"His loyalty came out in his leadership and in the way he always faced up to the difficult moments. Moments when nothing else matters than to be there for your leader and your colleagues. This was a person I knew I could count on whenever and wherever I needed."

"When the team was under pressure he would help defend; when he felt pain he would stretch himself to the limit and then of course came what he did best: scoring goals.

Those goals brought him titles & awards, but what stays with me are the countless stories we have together."

Happy Birthday to Didier Drogba who Turns 44 Years old today 🥳

11/03/2022

In 1943 black American soldiers faced off with white American Military police during World War II on British soil. Yes you read correctly black American soldiers had to fight their own white American soldiers, while in England, where they were fighting for the world. Why? Because the English town of Bamber Bridge in Lancashire was not segregated so they treated the black soldiers like all other races, aka blacks were free to eat, drink anywhere, BUT back in America segregation of blacks and whites still existed. So essentially the American army went to someone else’s country and demanded they adopted America’s racist practices. The folks in Lancashire were like hell no we like the black soldiers in fact during that time the American created Jitterbug dance was popular and the British women were eager to learn it from the black soldiers. The fondness for the black American soldiers was also supported by those famous essays written by George Orwell who stated that the black American soldiers had the best manners of all the American troops. So when the American Military police found out that their own black American soldiers were drinking at the same pubs as white people they went in to arrest them. The people in the town got mad about the treatment of the black soldiers and decided to then turn their pubs into “BLACKS ONLY DRINKING PUBS” the very opposite of what was taking place in America with their WHITES ONLY businesses. Of course this pi**ed off the American military so guns went blazing, and when word spread back at camp that black soldiers had been shot, scores of men formed a crowd, some carrying rifles and by midnight more American military police arrived with a machine gun-equipped vehicle, so the black soldiers had no choice but to get rifles from British stores while others barricaded themselves back on base, so now it was American white soldiers versus American black soldiers. Several soldiers died including 17 black American soldiers. Back in America the battle was hushed up because they didn’t want the country to find out that they were fighting their own soldiers which would anger the black population and weaken the moral in the country.

04/03/2022

Galant sons of Zambia .Patson Daka and Enock Mwepu

04/03/2022

What was your first phone?

04/03/2022

MEALIE meal prices cannot reduce further than they currently are because the cost of production remains high due to interest rates.

Ministry of Agriculture Permanent Secretary Green Mbozi says despite recording a bumper harvest during the 2020-2021 season, the cost at which millers produce mealie meal is high.

A 25 kilogramme bag of breakfast is fetching between K140 and K150 in chain stores, while the same quantity of the commodity is selling about K160 in markets.

(Credit: Daily Mail)

04/03/2022

THERE IS NO PLAN!

By Amb. Emmanuel Mwamba

I am not surprised that many people have now seen what it is.

In my review of President Hakainde Hichilema's and the New Dawn Government six months in office, I stated that President Hichilema appeared to be at sea.

Many thought he was methodical or deliberate about resolving the deep economic and social crises that Zambia face.

But from his appointments of certain members made to key positions to the failure to pronounce himself on possible solutions, it is clear that President Hichilema has failed to launch.

So he is not methodical but he seems totally overwhelmed by the challenges that faces this country and he is lacking direction.

He is running Government on adhoc basis, speaking to issues as they rise, failing to give hope to a suffering people and failing to follow up on his earlier remarks,commitments and pledges.

The team he has assembled is worse. When they speak they fumble and stumble!

We have no economic recovery plan in place, no new policies, no aggressive mechanisms to tackle the collosal local and foreign debt, and no ambitious programme to resolve the youth unemployment crisis.

And the goodwill coming from winning the August 2021 elections is wearing thin and the honeymoon is clearly over.

Mr. President, get a plan and get to work!

And don't get that plan from foreign entities, get it from Zambia and Zambians.

04/03/2022

Lite moment.

04/03/2022

Caution!

Caution to motorists driving on GNR between Chikankata and Mazabuka, kindly exercise maximum patience as the road at Nansenga before Munali Hills is currently blocked after an accident which happened earlier this morning.

Officers are at the scene trying to clear the road.

04/03/2022

Sad

A missile hit near Oleg Rubak’s family home on Tuesday night, as Russia’s invasion of Ukraine intensified.

04/03/2022

Your day?

HICHILEMA MAKING ME EAT RAW BEANS BECAUSE OF HIS ECONOMICS, I HAVE NO JOB AND ALL - CANISIUS BANDA

Edgar Lungu’s bestie Canisius Banda says he needs a job and business opportunities from his HAKAINDE HICHILEMA.

Banda seen in the picture cooking beans from 05 to 21:00 hours says because of Hichilema's ECONOMIC decisions, he is failing to buy kapenta

Credit: Koswe

04/03/2022

04/03/2022

ELIAS MUNSYA WRITES:

11,200 new health workers. That’s a plan. 30,000 new teachers. That’s a plan.

Raise copper output to 3 million metric tones a year. That’s a plan.

Give Chiwempala youths and their friends the black mountain in Wusakile. That’s a plan.

Send K25.7 milllion to constituencies for youths to bid to do works in their villages and compounds. That’s a plan.

Encourage investments in ICT and technology. That’s a plan. Reduce theft and corruption. That’s a plan.

Have Ndola to Lusaka highway at a third of the PF theft price, that’s a plan. Balance environmental protection with exploitation of our minerals. That’s a plan.

Get youths to register cooperatives so that they can bid for works, that’s a plan. Provide free education so that parents can have an extra Kwacha to purchase fertilizer, that’s a plan.

Stop theft. That’s a plan. Stop corruption. That’s a plan. Stop cadres from stealing. That’s a plan.

Launch the national youth policy which includes funds and loans. That’s a plan. Bring investors to Zambia. That’s a plan.

Create PPPs to build infrastructure. That’s a plan. To get money from thieves and then give it to university students. That’s a plan.

However, your penchant for making things up isn’t a plan.