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30/08/2024

Warning: the story I am about to tell you features grave injustices and major gaslighting. Like many other theater-lovers, I attended a show at the Berkeley Playhouse. Naturally, I brought my toy car (my favorite thing to play with) and began to play like I last did when I was a 20-year-old baby boy. While there were some people who looked over at me upon hearing the clacking and clanging, I took no offense as they were simply jealous that I had a toy Lightning McQueen and they did not....

28/08/2024

DEEP IN THE WOODS NEXT TO VLSB, Calif. – Berkeley Consulting has unveiled a new, state-of-the-art recruitment format by hosting their first annual “Stripped for Success” competition, a lazily-named knockoff of the hit show “Naked and Afraid.” “Y’know, it's tough hunting for fish in Strawberry Creek while bullsh*tting a 56 week marketing plan, but when you keep in mind what we’re playing for here– 20 hours a week of free labor for our corporate overlords– the pain is worth it,” explained standout contestant and submissive king Billy Cheng, while intensely market sizing the number of people that would reject his recruitment fliers on Sproul....

DEEP IN THE WOODS NEXT TO VLSB, Calif. – Berkeley Consulting has unveiled a new, state-of-the-art recruitment format by hosting their first annual “Stripped for Success” competition, a lazily-named knockoff of the hit show “Naked and Afraid.” “Y’know, it's tough hunting for fish in Str...

26/08/2024

BERKELEY, Calif.– Got stranded in a blasphemous frat bathroom and couldn’t stop pulling trig until 3 AM? Hookup gave you the boot from his place at 5 in the morning, making you hike a mile back home? Following high student demand from recent campus safety concerns, BearWalk has extended its measly operation hours from 2:30 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. after announcing a “BearWalk-of-Shame” rebrand. ...

BERKELEY, Calif.– Got stranded in a blasphemous frat bathroom and couldn’t stop pulling trig until 3 AM? Hookup gave you the boot from his place at 5 in the morning, making you hike a mile back home? Following high student demand from recent campus safety concerns, BearWalk has extended its meas...

21/08/2024

A HOME YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD, Calif. — After months of encampments protesting Israel’s ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, brother of Michael Josh and University of California President Michael Drake has put an end to the tyrannical inconveniencing of students through a unanimously celebrated prohibition of free speech. “I believe that this decision truly demonstrates our Glorious Leader’s tenacity,” UC representative Kris Miyazz commented....

A HOME YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD, Calif. — After months of encampments protesting Israel’s ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, brother of Michael Josh and University of California President Michael Drake has put an end to the tyrannical inconveniencing of students through a unanimously cele...

16/08/2024

Are you a socially awkward former “AP Scholar” who wants everyone to know how annoying you are? Worry not: here are a few things to say if you want to be the most insufferable person in any conversation! 1. “Actually, I Took a Gap Year” Okay, Brittany, we all know that you’re a year older than the rest of the freshman class....

Are you a socially awkward former “AP Scholar” who wants everyone to know how annoying you are? Worry not: here are a few things to say if you want to be the most insufferable person in any conversation! 1. “Actually, I Took a Gap Year” Okay, Brittany, we all know that you’re a year older

12/08/2024

BERKELEY, Calif.-- In the most shocking revelation since Sappho having more than just “gal pals,” anthropology researchers found that Homer’s so-called “original” (The Odyssey) was actually just plagiarized from the poetic graffiti in the Doe Library women’s restroom. “Χαίρετε, είμεθα τόσο ἀπολωλότες. Man is the vainest of all creatures that have their being upon earth. That’s why you need to dump him, girl!” began the original portion, scribbled in different colors of sharpie from evidently different anonymous authors on the side of a bathroom stall....

BERKELEY, Calif.-- In the most shocking revelation since Sappho having more than just “gal pals,” anthropology researchers found that Homer’s so-called “original” (The Odyssey) was actually just plagiarized from the poetic graffiti in the Doe Library women’s restroom. “Χαίρετε, ...

21/07/2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks of debate regarding President Biden’s mental sharpness and ability to formulate basic sentences without sounding like a 400-year-old co**se, he showed great humility by graciously dropping out just late enough to destroy the entire Democratic Party. “It takes a strong individual to become president, an even stronger one to realize they are not the best to lead the country at the moment, and the strongest to drop out far too late in the race, wreaking chaos totally unnecessarily,” explained MSNBC correspondent Maude Erate....

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks of debate regarding President Biden’s mental sharpness and ability to formulate basic sentences without sounding like a 400-year-old co**se, he showed great humility by graciously dropping out just late enough to destroy the entire Democratic Party. “It takes a s...

01/05/2024

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30/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif.– As part of his early plans to modernize campus grounds, Chancellor-elect Richard Lyons’ has announced the removal of Moffitt’s smoking section by Fall 2024. Some undergrads were disappointed at the news. “I can’t believe it’s gone,” croaked embittered sophomore Sherry Garcia. “My time with the smoking section was too short. I hear older students walking around the halls, talking about the ‘good old days’ when they’d spark up a Cuban and work on their Data 8 projects....

BERKELEY, Calif.– As part of his early plans to modernize campus grounds, Chancellor-elect Richard Lyons’ has announced the removal of Moffitt’s smoking section by Fall 2024. Some undergrads were disappointed at the news. “I can’t believe it’s gone,” croaked embittered sophomore Sherry...

30/04/2024

We’ve all been there. You’re out on the town with your girls g**s and theys rocking your skankiest outfit on the same day that you completely run out of clean laundry. While some might say going commando in a short skirt is risky, I call it an act of bravery. There is something really beautiful about having the courage, the fortitude one might even say, to choose not to forego your planned outfit just for the fear of a little lip-slip....

We’ve all been there. You’re out on the town with your girls g**s and theys rocking your skankiest outfit on the same day that you completely run out of clean laundry. While some might say going commando in a short skirt is risky, I call it an act of bravery. There is something really beautiful

29/04/2024

TERRA INCOGNITA, Calif.— Daily life in the small community of Terra Incognita has been completely uprooted after resident community member, myth, legend, hero, and sometimes delinquent “Local Man” appears to have moved to a new location. “He just completely disappeared,” neighbor Shirley Davis, HOA committee member and long-reigning champion of the annual town bake sale, commented. “One day little Jimothy pointed out the window, and I saw Local Man’s lawn littered with cardboard boxes....

TERRA INCOGNITA, Calif.— Daily life in the small community of Terra Incognita has been completely uprooted after resident community member, myth, legend, hero, and sometimes delinquent “Local Man” appears to have moved to a new location. “He just completely disappeared,” neighbor Shirley D...

27/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. – A student accused of submitting a plagiarized Constitutional Law midterm is fighting the accusation by citing what she calls “her right to reproductive freedom.”

Junior Marissa Moscowitcz is accused of having used ChatGPT to write her midterm, an essay on gendered legal discrimination in American History. When called in by the professor to explain herself, Moscowitcz was adamant.

“We are given inalienable rights through our constitution!” said Moscowitcz, a double major in Rhetoric and Political Science. “I know you said a bunch of nonsense about how Roe v. Wade ‘is incredibly important for the notion of bodily autonomy of all Americans’ and ‘never protected my right to plagiarism.’ But you know what, I don’t care if it’s a womb or writing! You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!”

Moscowitcz’s boyfriend and recent ASUC Senate elect Chad Bruhseff is a vocal supporter of her cause and has made it a priority of his ASUC reign.

“If I’ve learned anything in my political science classes, it’s that the constitution’s really what you make it… so let’s make it rock,” Bruhseff declared, misquoting Hannah Montana and barely pausing for a breath. “I’m all for reproductive freedom, and you can quote me on that, and also put it on the record for like, Harvard or whatever.”

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26/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. – A student accused of submitting a plagiarized Constitutional Law midterm is fighting the accusation by citing what she calls “her right to reproductive freedom.” Junior Marissa Moscowitcz is accused of having used ChatGPT to write her midterm, an essay on gendered legal discrimination in American History. Her professor explained the serious nature of the charges. “Marissa's paper garnered a 95% similarity on ‘turnitin.com’, an objective plagiarism identification software....

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BERKELEY, Calif. – A student accused of submitting a plagiarized Constitutional Law midterm is fighting the accusation by citing what she calls “her right to reproductive freedom.” Junior Marissa Moscowitcz is accused of having used ChatGPT to write her midterm, an essay on gendered legal disc...

26/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. – At noon on Friday, April 26th, students gathered in front of Doe Library for Berkeley’s 4th-weirdest event, the burning of Kian Hess, a condemned Math 1B midterm-cougher, at the stake.

As Kian Hess stood alone, shackled to a lamp post, the blaze was lit. This would normally prompt a fire department to respond, but they were far too busy dealing with the KA, PKS, and ATO fire alarms to respond to the issue. As Hess cried, his friend Daisy stood alone, in the corner.

“I could have never expected him to become this monster – sure, he had sniffled once or twice and blown his nose before, but this? You just can’t believe that your friend would do that to someone,” Daisy wailed, who denied being a friend of Hess three times as they tied him to the stake. “You know, in a cruel way, this is a win for him. He was fu**ed for that CS 180 midterm, and now all the people watching this can’t go to office hours.”

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26/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. – At noon on Friday, April 26th, students gathered in front of Doe Library for Berkeley’s 4th-weirdest event, the burning of Kian Hess, a condemned Math 1B midterm-cougher, at the stake. “You know I’ve had my troubles with people at this school, consulting club recruiters, Carol Christ, and those savage squirrels on Sproul, but if I had three bullets I’d shoot Kian 3 times, just to make sure,” fellow Math 1B student Amelia Hutch explained, while wearing a, 18th century peasant dress and donning a crucifix that showcased not Jesus, but his distant relative Carol....

BERKELEY, Calif. – At noon on Friday, April 26th, students gathered in front of Doe Library for Berkeley’s 4th-weirdest event, the burning of Kian Hess, a condemned Math 1B midterm-cougher, at the stake. “You know I’ve had my troubles with people at this school, consulting club recruiters, C...

24/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. — Tuesday morning, Media Studies student Karina Jansen was shocked to discover that watching a two-hour long video essay titled “How Riverdale Changed TV Forever” was against the device policy for her sociology class. 

“There I was, left Airpod nestled snugly in my ear, when my GSI Tanner taps me on the shoulder and says ‘It doesn’t look like you’re dissecting the ways in which Hollywood ties into globalization,’” Jansen recalled, sitting in Moffitt with an empty Yerba Mate can and X (formerly known as Twitter) pulled up on her laptop screen. “First of all, mind your business! Second of all, I’m taking this class as a media studies elective — is a Riverdale video essay not a way of studying the media?! Sorry that Tanner can’t understand the nuanced critique of Betty Cooper having to perform a st******se to join the Southside Serpents as a parallel for the conditions that women face in the 21st century, but some of us have media literacy skills.”

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24/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. — Wednesday morning, Media Studies student Karina Jansen was shocked to discover that watching a two-hour long video essay titled “How Riverdale Changed TV Forever” was against the device policy for her sociology class. “There I was, left Airpod nestled snugly in my ear, when my GSI Tanner taps me on the shoulder and says ‘It doesn’t look like you’re dissecting the ways in which Hollywood ties into globalization,’” Jansen recalled, sitting in Moffitt with an empty Yerba Mate can and X (formerly known as Twitter) pulled up on her laptop screen....

BERKELEY, Calif. — Wednesday morning, Media Studies student Karina Jansen was shocked to discover that watching a two-hour long video essay titled “How Riverdale Changed TV Forever” was against the device policy for her sociology class. “There I was, left Airpod nestled snugly in my ear, whe...

24/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. – Reports of a dispute regarding gender parity within the classroom emerged this past weekend following a Thursday lecture for Professor Maloney’s Philosophy of Feminism course, where tension between students has reached a boiling point. According to a survey of the course, a requisite for Gender and Women’s Studies majors, the class is 85% female or gender nonconforming students....

BERKELEY, Calif. – Reports of a dispute regarding gender parity within the classroom emerged this past weekend following a Thursday lecture for Professor Maloney’s Philosophy of Feminism course, where tension between students has reached a boiling point. According to a survey of the course, a re...

23/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. — High school valedictorian, Bio and Computer Science double major, student athlete, amateur poet, startup founder, and Grammy-nominated third year Kenneth Winslow is no stranger to defying expectations. This trend continued last Friday when, despite his obvious aptitude, he again stunned roommates with an avant-garde interpretation of how to use a dish rack. “Unless he’s trying to cultivate mold, I don’t know how someone can f**k up something so simple,” Winslow’s roommate vented....

BERKELEY, Calif. — High school valedictorian, Bio and Computer Science double major, student athlete, amateur poet, startup founder, and Grammy-nominated third year Kenneth Winslow is no stranger to defying expectations. This trend continued last Friday when, despite his obvious aptitude, he again...

22/04/2024

Embarrassment is a staple of the Berkeley experience. In this masochistic pursuit of my bachelor's degree, I can claim no shortage of humiliating moments. One particular moment occurs repetitively — a dynamic generously fueled by dread-filled procrastination and insomnia: starting my day after 12 pm. And by “starting my day” I mean peeling my begrudging eyes open to stare at my phone for an hour — and actually “getting out of the house” an average of two hours after that....

Embarrassment is a staple of the Berkeley experience. In this masochistic pursuit of my bachelor's degree, I can claim no shortage of humiliating moments. One particular moment occurs repetitively — a dynamic generously fueled by dread-filled procrastination and insomnia: starting my day after 12 ...

20/04/2024

This morning, I woke up earlier than I did all semester to unzip my tent and step out onto the dew-coated Memorial Glade. As my Birkenstocks touched the ground, a familiar, heavenly scent washed over me: kush. The devil’s lettuce. Jazz cabbage. Mary Jane, wacky tobacky, the za, whatever you want to call it. The point is, after 364 days of waiting, the best day of the year is finally here....

This morning, I woke up earlier than I did all semester to unzip my tent and step out onto the dew-coated Memorial Glade. As my Birkenstocks touched the ground, a familiar, heavenly scent washed over me: kush. The devil’s lettuce. Jazz cabbage. Mary Jane, wacky tobacky, the za, whatever you want t...

19/04/2024

Earlier this afternoon in Cafe 3, I was trying to pretend to enjoy my pasta with lentil bolognese. My comfort of solitude was accompanied by a peaceful, poignant Youtube video where Eddy Burback and Ted Danson go to every Margaritaville in the US and Canada. If I tried hard enough, I could imagine the Margaritaville hotel and casino, smell the salt water and the Katy Mills mall in Texas… until the worst thing that could happen to me in the dining hall happened: my friend came over to my table and attempted to initiate conversation....

Earlier this afternoon in Cafe 3, I was trying to pretend to enjoy my pasta with lentil bolognese. My comfort of solitude was accompanied by a peaceful, poignant Youtube video where Eddy Burback and Ted Danson go to every Margaritaville in the US and Canada. If I tried hard enough, I could imagine t...

19/04/2024

BERKELEY – Calif. A recent open mic hosted by the English Undergraduates Association could be a demonstration of an upcoming pandemic sweeping college campuses across the country. “And you jab and poke me, a pool ball, you poke me in the heart with your cue, queue you, smash bang, I pool, I am a pool for you” read one of the speakers off their already cracked iphone 15 pro....

BERKELEY – Calif. A recent open mic hosted by the English Undergraduates Association could be a demonstration of an upcoming pandemic sweeping college campuses across the country. “And you jab and poke me, a pool ball, you poke me in the heart with your cue, queue you, smash bang, I pool, I am a...

18/04/2024

I think I speak for everyone when I say there should be more excuses to drink on a given weekday. Cultural drinking is quite honestly not appreciated enough as a college social institution, and there are far too few opportunities reserved for getting absolutely wasted on a weekday night. I mean it’s not like I am actually productive past 5 pm, why should I reserve that time to be sober and alone with my thoughts?...

I think I speak for everyone when I say there should be more excuses to drink on a given weekday. Cultural drinking is quite honestly not appreciated enough as a college social institution, and there are far too few opportunities reserved for getting absolutely wasted on a weekday night. I mean it.....

18/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. — Restless students fantasizing about their Taco Tuesday plans in Wheeler 150 attempted to pay attention to the ECON 1 professor throughout the hour-and-a-half lecture, yet one student’s arrival with unmaximized utility left attendees with an unforgettable experience. Freshman student Emily ‘DJ’ Burns traded in her (intended) B.A. in Economics for a B.S. in Mixonomics after her stomach released what came to be the hottest chart-climbing house record “Heart Deflation.”...

BERKELEY, Calif. — Restless students fantasizing about their Taco Tuesday plans in Wheeler 150 attempted to pay attention to the ECON 1 professor throughout the hour-and-a-half lecture, yet one student’s arrival with unmaximized utility left attendees with an unforgettable experience. Freshman s...

15/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif.– In a new suit brought forth by the Department of Education against UC Berkeley, reformers allege that current Celtic Studies courses follow an outdated curriculum. Namely, one amicus curiae submitted by “Friends for Legendary Celtics” (FLC) contends that syllabi must be updated to cover Larry Bird. “Institutions of higher education have failed our students,” read FLC’s statement to the court....

BERKELEY, Calif.– In a new suit brought forth by the Department of Education against UC Berkeley, reformers allege that current Celtic Studies courses follow an outdated curriculum. Namely, one amicus curiae submitted by “Friends for Legendary Celtics” (FLC) contends that syllabi must be updat...

13/04/2024

‘Twas the night before Cal Day ‘Twas the night before Cal Day, And all through school, Not a student was partying— Not even a frat ghoul! Their jerseys were hung From their closets with care, With the knowledge that St. Oski Would soon start his fair. The youths were all nestled, Snug in their twin beds, As visions of White Claws…...

‘Twas the night before Cal Day ‘Twas the night before Cal Day, And all through school, Not a student was partying— Not even a frat ghoul! Their jerseys were hung From their closets with care, With the knowledge that St. Oski Would soon start his fair. The youths were all nestled, Snug

12/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. — Early last week, RSO ‘Furries at Berkeley’ grabbed the attention of students and faculty alike as a member removed his fursuit’s headpiece, revealing an incredibly attractive man underneath. Spectators were initially frustrated and disturbed by the discovery. “It’s definitely disappointing to learn that I’ve been making fun of a hot person this whole time,” admitted Irina Dubrow, a witness to the event and experienced furry-hater....

BERKELEY, Calif. — Early last week, RSO ‘Furries at Berkeley’ grabbed the attention of students and faculty alike as a member removed his fursuit’s headpiece, revealing an incredibly attractive man underneath. Spectators were initially frustrated and disturbed by the discovery. “It’s def...

11/04/2024

BERKELEY, Calif. — Wednesday, after Hell froze over, campus administration announced that they have finally selected a successor to take over Carol Christ’s iron throne and title as UC Berkeley’s chancellor: this white man. “It’s always a shame to say goodbye to one of your fellow bears,” commented UC Berkeley administrative representative Morgan Fitchbacher. “Change is always hard, but I feel confident leaving Christ’s legacy of genocide denial, rent gouging, and general student neglect in the hands of this white man.”...

BERKELEY, Calif. — Wednesday, after Hell froze over, campus administration announced that they have finally selected a successor to take over Carol Christ’s iron throne and title as UC Berkeley’s chancellor: this white man. “It’s always a shame to say goodbye to one of your fellow bears,.....

10/04/2024

As we approach the IRS tax deadline, many Berkeley students find themselves first-time filers overwhelmed by confusing tax laws. To combat the deluge of misinformation available, The Free Peach has compiled a list of helpful tips and FAQs for readers. 1. Fake It ‘Til You Make It Who can remember how much they made last year? That was four months ago, which is basically a lifetime in dog years....

As we approach the IRS tax deadline, many Berkeley students find themselves first-time filers overwhelmed by confusing tax laws. To combat the deluge of misinformation available, The Free Peach has compiled a list of helpful tips and FAQs for readers. 1. Fake It ‘Til You Make It Who can remember h...