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13/02/2024

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Church Starts at 11am

Parents at 5am: Get up🗣️😵‍💫

09/01/2024

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5 Hours in Church

Pastor: Ain’t gon’ hold you this morning

08/01/2024

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🛌 Dream: Favor, Wealth, Love, Money

Life: ☔️⚡️🌪️💔😭

08/01/2024

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🧎🏽: Strengthen me oh God

God: 🤔 okay 🌊🌪️🌩️🤒❤️‍🩹

07/01/2024

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🧎: God keep me from evil

God: stop hanging out with your “friends”

06/01/2024

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🧎: God enough is enough🥺

God: I’ll tell you when it’s enough 😤

05/01/2024

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Prayer: God use me

God: say less🔥☢️⚠️💔🌪️🚨

05/01/2024

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Our Father who art in heavennnnnnn… ☁️

5 secs later: 🛌 💤

23/12/2023

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Me: Sleep 🛌

God at 4am: Pssst… You up 👀

22/12/2023

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Prayer: God use me

God: 3am wyd… talk to me

18/12/2023

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Prayer: God help my family is going thru🥺

Pregnancy Test: ++

18/12/2023

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Prayer: Lord Hide Me

God: Youre singing the solo on Sunday🌚

18/12/2023

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⛪️: 11:30am aint gon’ hold ya

⛪️ : 2:30pm turn to ya neighbor🗣️

17/12/2023

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Prayer: God help me get over my ex

Ex: WYD I miss you🥰🤣

15/12/2023

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Prayer: Thank you for my new car

God: i told you to wait🙄

15/12/2023

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Prayer: Thank you for my new man

God: 🌚

Devil: 😏😈😈

15/12/2023

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Prayer: give me patience

God: u want a flat tire or to lose ur job?🧐

13/12/2023

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I’m fasting this week

Coworker: It’s free TexMex in the breakroom🌮

13/12/2023

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Prayer: why’d u put them in my life 😩

God: it was a test🌚 u failed😒

13/12/2023

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Prayer: I want peace

God: U gon’ breakup w/ them or should I do it🤔

13/12/2023

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Prayer:God elevate me

God: breakup with ole buddy first🌚

13/12/2023

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Prayer: God this Job is stressing me out

Job: You’re Fired 🤧🌚

13/12/2023

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Prayer: God let my spouse help me get closer to U

Spouse cheats🥹

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