Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

26/07/2024

Our Sally Field Award goes to the build up to The Rumble. For the first time, a young Tom Cruise said the words that he’d repeat throughout his career (often to great injury): “No, Mr. Stuntman, I’m pretty sure I can do that.”

23/07/2024

New Episode! "ANNOUNCEMENT: August Break"

We're taking a quick break over August, but we'll be back in September! Don't miss us too much. Or do. WE'LL NEVER TELL.

We're taking a quick break over August, but we'll be back in September! Don't miss us too much. Or do. WE'LL NEVER TELL.

22/07/2024

Our Catherine O’Hara Memorial MVP Award goes to Ralph Macchio, who played the character most likely to share a name with an unlockable character in Mortal Kombat: Johnny Cade.

17/07/2024

New Episode! "Episode 209 - The Outsiders (1983)"

Did you know that it’s called ‘The Outsiders’ because none of the main characters ever go indoors? *gets about seven minutes into the movie* DAMN IT! Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the...

Did you know that it’s called ‘The Outsiders’ because none of the main characters ever go indoors? *gets about seven minutes into the movie* DAMN IT! Edited by We E…

12/07/2024

Our Sally Field Best Scene Award for ‘Dave’? “And we’re walking…and we’re walking…and we’re stopping.” God bless you, Bonnie Hunt.

08/07/2024

“Why can’t you die from a stroke like everyone else?” Cool it with the bedroom talk, FLOTUS!

03/07/2024

New Episode! "Episode 208 - Dave (1993)"

This week, we look back on 1993’s ‘Dave,’ the story of a presidential look-a-like who becomes the acting President through a series of ludicrously unconstitutional circumst— BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled that a ‘Dave’-like...

This week, we look back on 1993’s ‘Dave,’ the story of a presidential look-a-like who becomes the acting President through a series of ludicrously unconstitutional …

28/06/2024

A rare Halle Berry Terrible Scene Award winner. Dude! Leave the woman ALONE!

19/06/2024

New Episode! "Episode 207 - Major League (1989)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 According to Damon, the poster for this movie is writing checks that the movie itself cannot cash. Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 According to Damon, the poster for this movie is writing checks that…

11/06/2024

This episode the COHMVPMA goes to Richard Moll and Wesley Mann as ex-ex-gay liberators, Larry and Lloyd Morgan-Gordon. They’re both funny and display a healthy q***r dynamic for the True Directions defectors.

***rfilm

05/06/2024

New Episode! "Episode 206 - But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Conversion therapy might be bad and also might not work?! Our hard-hitting investigators dig in to find out. Happy Pride! Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Conversion therapy might be bad and also might not work?! Our hard-h…

31/05/2024

“Security…? Are any of us truly secure?”

“‘Our strength is in our speed.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson.”

Shut up, Beast.

27/05/2024

The gumbo-mouthed himbo takes the gold.

22/05/2024

They’re here, they’re (coded as) q***r, get used to it, bub. This week, we look back on X-Men: The Animated Series.

22/05/2024

New Episode! "Episode 205 - X-Men: The Animated Series (1992-1997)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Grab your favorite bowl of sugary cereal and sit on the floor criss-cross-applesauce, it's time to watch some Saturday morning cartoons! Edited by We...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Grab your favorite bowl of sugary cereal and sit on the floor criss-…

17/05/2024

Look, we know it’s obvious. We know it’s the go-to. We know this makes us basic bi***es. BUT IT’S A GOOD SCENE. (Despite the fact that it’s a lie and the fashion industry steals from street fashion and upcharges you 1000% and claims themselves as visionaries and curators).

13/05/2024

This episode’s COHMMVPA goes to our favorite incubus of viral plague.

08/05/2024

New Episode! "Episode 204 - The Devil Wears Prada (2006)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Please... bore someone else with your... podcast. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Please... bore someone else with your... podcast. Edited by We Edit …

03/05/2024

Do you remember that ‘Nell’ has a CLIMACTIC COURTROOM SCENE? And Nell gives an impassioned testimony IN NELLISH?! AND IT’S TRANSLATED FOR THE GALLERY BY LIAM NEESON?!??

God, It’s so bad it’s good.

Here’s your Sally Field Best Scene Award, Nell!

24/04/2024

New Episode! "Episode 203 - Nell (1994)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 1. Atticus Finch 2. Clarence Darrow 3. Nell Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 1. Atticus Finch 2. Clarence Darrow 3. Nell Edited by We Edit Podcas…

10/04/2024

New Episode! "Episode 202 - American Pie (1999)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Are you finding a dearth of stories about above average women getting with unremarkable men? Have we got a movie for you! Spoiler: He tries to f*** the...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Are you finding a dearth of stories about above average women gettin…

27/03/2024

New Episode! "Episode 201 - Batman & Robin (1997)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Thank you to Little Miss Chicken Nugget for the special episode request! Woman who wants plants to rule the Earth allies herself with man who wants to...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Thank you to Little Miss Chicken Nugget for the special episode requ…

13/03/2024

New Episode! "Episode 200 - The Breakfast Club (1985) - Live from Nashville"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Spoiler: they eat lunch. Edited by DJ Phillips Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple:...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Spoiler: they eat lunch. Edited by DJ Phillips Find us at all the fi…

28/02/2024

New Episode! "Episode 199 - Hudson Hawk (1991)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 This is a real movie starring Bruce Willis. We are not joking. Well... we are. But not about that. Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 This is a real movie starring Bruce Willis. We are not joking. Well.…

14/02/2024

New Episode! "Episode 198 - Sleepless in Seattle (1993)"

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 It’s Valentines Day; take a chance on that widower you’ve never seen who lives 2,500 miles away while tanking your engagement. Edited by We Edit...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 It’s Valentines Day; take a chance on that widower you’ve never seen…

20/12/2023

New Episode! "Episode 197 - Batman Returns (1992)"

This week we look back on 1992’s Batman Returns. You’re probably asking yourself, where was Batman? Does the movie address his absence? No, Batman stayed in Gotham City, but the title is his “return” to theaters where he had been absent since...

This week we look back on 1992’s Batman Returns. You’re probably asking yourself, where was Batman? Does the movie address his absence? No, Batman stayed…

06/12/2023

New Episode! "Episode 196 - Gremlins (1984)"

An ever-increasing mob of nonbinary monsters take over Smalltown, USA. This is the future liberals want. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple:...

An ever-increasing mob of nonbinary monsters take over Smalltown, USA. This is the future liberals want. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditp…

13/05/2023

Collapsing under the weight of our own pretension since 2015.

11/05/2023

It's like customs, but with more shooting.

20/03/2023

Testing new merch... who's interested?