The Guillotine

08/04/2014

Is it just me or is TIME really mutating into Buzzfeed?

05/04/2014

It's unfortunate for our democracy that a cleric in jama masjid who is easier to buy than any of the politician in our country determines whom the majority of the muslim population will vote for.

04/04/2014

Why should a man have to step down as a CEO because he doesn't support the majoritarian view on gay rights? Eich's belief that homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to sleep together has nothing to do with his work or the fact that he created the JavaScript. Talk about moralistic hypocrisy.

04/04/2014

What politicians forget is that it isn't the mud-slinging, sting operations or clever jibes that will win them the election. This isn't the 1980s when people would be hoodwinked by such things. They need to promise and they need to deliver; and over sixty years after independence, it's about time they did that.

03/04/2014

One good thing that AAP has given to our political system is that it has forced the other political parties to take their manifestos seriously.

03/04/2014

The problem with a democratic framework of governance is that while it prevents events such as the annexation of Crimea from happening, it also propagates the same by promotion inaction behind the veil of rules and regulations.

31/03/2014

We can't cure cancer. We can't save Schumacher. We can't find a bloody plane.

So much for having developed in science and technology.

31/03/2014

The Guillotine's cover photo

31/03/2014

If desertion of a ship by rats is any indication of it's sinking then the chances of congress in the upcoming elections look pretty dim.

31/03/2014

Indian politics is possibly the highest shame of the nation. Instead of promising goods and glory, it would be enough if these men just promised to clear the mess they create.

31/03/2014

You know that the politics in your country has reached a new low when the candidates of the opposition parties threaten to chop Narendra Modi into pieces or to strip Sonia Gandhi in public.

16/03/2014

It is unfortunate that we live in an era where the phrase 'good news' has become an oxymoron.

06/01/2014

With Prashant Bhushan supporting the idea of holding a referendum in Kashmir, AAP needs to make its views clear on wider issues such as economy, foreign relations etc. especially now when they are talking about contesting Lok Sabha elections in May 2014 instead of just distributing free water and electricity.

04/01/2014

Manmohan Singh refers to Gandhi as a 'Presidential candidate' during the press conference. Goes to show just how out of touch with reality the old man is.

04/01/2014

Looks like the Brits have sent their football team for playing the Ashes so that they can warm up before the World Cup.

04/01/2014

With media camera constantly focused on him, and so much stupidity around him anyway, I'm sure Kerjiwal feels as if he is on Bigg Boss right now.

04/01/2014

Never has a Chief Minister been under so much scrutiny before. What does the media expect Kerjiwal to do - turn water to wine and grow wings and fly?

03/01/2014

MMS believes that since people voted for his government in 2009 therefore they have no problem with the corruption charges that were levied against his government in recent past. Not at all surprising from a Prime Minister whose disconnect from the masses becomes clear from the fact that today's press conference was his third in last 10 years.

03/01/2014

The awkward moment when you're stalking someone and accidentally like one of their posts.
It's okay, don't deny it.

03/01/2014

After noticing Anna Hazare make statements such as the AAP would've definitely won a majority if they had my support, and after looking at the eagerness with which he is supporting the building of his statute in Haryana, it makes you wonder whether the old suffers from bouts of narcissism.

03/01/2014

Of Resolutions and Self-Promises.

'So, 2014 is finally here. I have to admit 2013 has been quite horrid for me. If you’re one of those who just reflected back and thought your 2013 was definitely not horrid, brilliant even, then feel free to move on and skip this. This article is not for you. It is mostly for me to be honest. And for people like me. And I am not going to be nice about it. In fact, I am going to be pretty rude. My only defense is that I wish someone had said the same things to me a year ago. Having said that, let’s begin.'

By The Scarlet Pimpernel. So, 2014 is finally here. I have to admit 2013 has been quite horrid for me. If you’re one of those who just reflected back and thought your 2013 was definitely not horrid...

03/01/2014

Looks like the only way to shut Mamta Banerjee up is to get someone r***d in her state.

02/01/2014

The primary difference between North and South Korea - The Oatmeal

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/north_south_korea

And that kind of sums it up.

02/01/2014

PIL in Delhi High Court against Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal, Aam Aadmi Party - India - dna

For the last 15 years we had no problem if our ministers from BJP and Congress did nothing for years at an end.
Now we are filing PILs because AAP is not fulfilling promises made in the manifesto within a week of coming to power. Since when did the Indian voter become so demanding?

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-pil-in-delhi-high-court-against-chief-minister-arvind-kejriwal-aam-aadmi-party-1944362

- India dna

02/01/2014

Even Sonia Gandhi would probably accept that if Rahul hadn't been her son, there's no way he would even be considered as a PM-aspirant. It's amazing what being the fastest s***m can do for you.

02/01/2014

Dhoom 3's crossing Rs. 250 crores is a testimony to the fact that the Indian entertainment industry is dominated by talentless hacks catering to the brainless masses.

02/01/2014

In AAP, Delhi trusts.

02/01/2014

There's something honestly disarming about Arvind Kejriwal's smile that isn't seen in the smile of corrupt people.

02/01/2014

It's amazing how stupid the Congress thinks people are by assuming that we will buy Rahul Gandhi's image of being washed in milk as he forces the Maharashtra Government to reconsider the Adarsh probe.

02/01/2014

With a CM in the form of Arvind Kejriwal, it is only right that Delhi gets an Opposition leader as clever and knowledgable as Dr. Harsh Vardhan. This should be a very interesting battle for the coming tenure.

02/01/2014

The only reason Arvind Kejriwal and Manish Sisodia removed their cap during the trust vote is because they didn't want it to get dirty during all the mudslinging that was to ensue.

02/01/2014

You know you're an Indian when you hear of Michael R. Schumacher's helmet being broken into two, and think - 'Pakka China ka maal hoga.'

02/01/2014

Flaunting the new Oxford dictionary that he has bought, Digvijay Singh terms all sports bodies as being in 'doldrums.'

02/01/2014

By and large, phones can be divided into three categories - phones you can't afford, phones only old people buy and phones that everyone can afford make them so commonplace that you get sick at the very sight of them - none of which can actually be bought.

02/01/2014

Putin thinks he's being clever by releasing the Greenpeace activities and P***y Riot band members without realizing that the world knows that this is only a feeble attempt to regain some lost reputation ahead of the Sochi Olympics.