SHUN

11/06/2017

Lilly McIntyre made an ass of SHUN. Featuring the fine comics of Seth Koegler, art of Kelly Stiles and Quip-smithing of Matt Robinson, and pseudo-fascist op art of Mike Weber

20/12/2016

09/12/2016

Did we mention that issue 12 is at the printer right now? It is true! Also this is our big "international" issue so if you want a stack to distribute, do let us know.

18/10/2016

http://shunmag.com/story/f**k-vote

I wanted to write a piece arguing the importance of voting, but since I know you didn’t vote, why waste my time? Instead, I’ll give you some great reasons why you- yes, YOU -have no business voting, and even if you did, why you shouldn’t vote for anything, ever.

29/09/2016

Comment and Share! Cynicism is so June/July 2016.

"There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And its time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all

We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone, somehow will soon make a change
We are all a part of Gods great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need

We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
Its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stones to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand

We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
Its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way we can fall
Let us realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one

We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
Its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
Its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

25.6.2009 - Michael Jackson died 50 years old.... great singer in the past, "broken soul" in the present... USA for Africa just cool to do that and good song...

11/09/2016

Nobody asked us to explain the best way to escape your shoplifting predicament, but today we tell you anyway.

A big sign that I am approaching a drug-related “rock bottom” is that I run out of possessions of value to sell for drug money. Eventually, everything is in the pawn shop, or the junk shop, or the clothing resale shop. Drugs gone, and with nothing left to pawn, I begin desperately seeking ways to ac...

07/09/2016

SHUN Magazine discusses the power of "NO"

Today alone, five people (including you) have seen me smoking and, like buzzards drawn to a hot carcass, sidled up and popped The Question: “Hey bro/dude/man, can I bum one of those?”

04/09/2016

http://shunmag.com/story/commit-crimes-now

In the near future, all humans will be under permanent, constant surveillance. It will be impossible to commit crimes without repercussion. These are the last moments of the human as individual: noble animal, distant cousin to the wolf, the nutria, and the whale. But what of all the cool crimes? Wha...

02/09/2016

http://shunmag.com/story/the-downside-of-homicide

Somewhere deep in our hearts, each one of us has that one, special person we’d really like to kill. Some cheating lover, a treacherous friend, some relative who did us wrong, violators and perpetrators all; and on our darkest, stormiest, drinkiest nights, we consider how to bring about their demise.

31/08/2016

Part 3 of our ongoing investigation of the american obesity epidemic.

My first job was at the Subway on Vets at Bonnabel. People would be like, “gimme the tuna fish.” That s**t was one part tuna to one part mayonnaise. I’d scoop it out with the little ice cream scoop and be like, “ok what the f**k you want on this?”

12/08/2016

We are pleased to have finally published our first article to generate some hate mail!

Bike theft is bike access, so when individuals and institutions speak out against organized bike theft and resale, they are necessarily saying “the poor do not deserve access to even the most basic forms of transportation” and are most likely bad, or at least misguided and must be shamed at bars and...

01/08/2016

Satanism: Right for you?

"Anyway, so FINALLY we get to follow these ponytailed nerdburgers into their church - I mean 'ritual room' or whatever."

http://shunmag.com/story/shun-reviews-the-gnostic-mass

Ok this was a while ago and also SO STUPID so I blocked it out mostly but I’ll TRY to remember just so you don’t have to go find out yourself how BORING AND DUMB it is. So Alex is all “hey my FRIENDS are having this SUPER SECRET GNOSTIC MASS and like I dunno if you can even come cause it’s SO SUPER…

23/07/2016

Racist demagogue and senatorial hopeful David Duke may be the most notable citizen of Jeff Parish to don N**i attire, but he’s far from the only Jeffersonian who thinks the N**is are cool.

Globally, the policies of the Third Reich are gaining traction again. From South African white rights groups to Norwegian white power bands, from anti-immigrant far-right political parties to xenophobic attacks on African or Middle-Eastern refugees, self-styled N**is are bustin' out all over the pla...

20/07/2016

Holy S**t, our website is now sort-of un-broken! Here - have an article, grudgingly written by Jeff Shyman, who correctly believes SHUN is run for and by a bunch of as****es.

It wasn’t rich New Yorkers, it wasn’t Movie Stars, it wasn’t tourists. It was you, you turdling as****es, that made this place unbearable. You darling, little f**king special-rebellious-snowflakes, who bike down my street in stupid, cookie-cutter outfits designed to show New Orleans that it is your…

07/07/2016

Oh hey guys. Issue 11 is here.

14/02/2016

OK FOOLS, ISSUE 8 IS OUT NOW. SAFE FOR GRAMMA.

(in other news, we have no idea why Miss Pearl enraged at us, but we are doing everything in our power to find somebody to blame )

06/02/2016

THE MARDI GRAS ISSUE IS HERE*

*It's in transit to here. Actually it won't be out till Ash Wednesday. SHUN Magazine: Where getting it wrong is right!

28/11/2015

At SHUN magazine, we know that it isn't enough to mock the drama - we must all do our part to *be* the drama.

21/11/2015

Hands down our most vile issue to date! ON STREETS NOW. And a big thanks to our new printers who did not object to this months drawing of a p***s. "Florida: where they'll print SHUN Magazine"

13/11/2015

Hey!

If we start printing links to our articles here on Facebook will you share them and make us viral superstars like Hufpo, Jezebel and Clickhole?

You owe us this. YOU OWE US.

BTW: SHUN 7 is on streets next week. That's also true.

31/07/2015

If anybody knows what the f**k they're talking about, we'd like to speak to you immediately.

19/07/2015

PUT THOSE TURDS IN THE OVEN AND GIVE US YOUR HOT S**T.

20/06/2015

We at SHUN stand in solidarity with ALL publications who dare to print cartoon dicks and almost medically accurate giant vaginas. The obstacles those publications must overcome to get said dirty cartoons into the hands of the public are cruel and numerous.

Also: we're looking for a new printer.

18/06/2015

The shame has arrived.

15/06/2015

SHUN #6 is at the press people, stay tuned for the mediocrity!

FANCY COLOR COVER, FANCY NEWSPRINT, FANCY STAPLES, FANCY NOT FOLDING BY HAND.

17/05/2015

U Hush - Shun Sushi

08/05/2015