Biffed Connections

06/06/2016

current m4w MCs for redheads: 9

17/05/2016

punkshoeashuns r reel importand

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

21/04/2016

plug plug plug!

Last night was the inaugural event - our Launch Party - for my Burningman camp's first fundraiser music festival in July - SHIFT! We sampled some of the food to be provided at our hospitality...

24/03/2016

Some days you hit the jackpot, and it's worth weeks of combing.

I need a rave chick to meet me there or hangout with rave show me how it’s done. I like raving but never been to one so little skeptical about it alone. I have extra ticket if anyone wants to…

22/01/2016

No drama.

You were at the far end of the bar last night. I stopped and complemented the boots you were wearing. A nice smile and "thank you" was enough to send me away with a memory that lasted all night!! I...

12/01/2016

=) I clearly have the hottest friends.

Last night at verified I met you. You looked amazing in your black tight dress with slits running down the sides. I told you that you looked gorgeous we also spoke briefly before that. I should hav...

08/01/2016

Dusty can you hear me?

This is a long shot, but I am looking for an old friend. He was a male dancer and his stage name was Dusty, real name possibly Rob. He danced at the Riverfront in Milwaulkie, along with a few other...

08/01/2016

Word of the day: mean-mug

You we're trying to merge, I was trying to exit. I was tired so sorry if I was being a dick. You mean-mugged the f**k out of me when we pulled up alongside each other. I thought you were cute. Agai...

23/12/2015

"Long Shot" count: 5

23/12/2015

I actually got a couple good ones this week! Portland, you're getting so boring.

Like the title states, I think you're Hispanic or Latina. This is a long shot but I hope you see this message Source: Best Buy worker at Jantzen Beach - m4w ...is the title in Spanish? Because I'm...

26/10/2015

Current number of local Missed Connections ads featuring the words "long shot": 14

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

24/09/2015

Current number of local Missed Connections ads featuring the words "shot in the dark": 6

24/09/2015

How To Creep

Hello. just wanted to say - you were in the Taboo on 82nd last night (Sunday 9/20) buying a school girl outfit for you and your BF. You are very pretty and I am sure he would enjoy it on you. andyo...

13/08/2015

I saw you once, I know you are cool and special, I miss you.

You were wearing a blue top white/blue jeans, so sexy , beautiful eyes and face and I know you are a cool person and special. You were with your mom and sister I think, I just wasn't sure if you we...

12/08/2015

it's just a service that I do.

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

06/08/2015

Current number of local Missed Connections ads featuring the words "shot in the dark": 11

31/07/2015

for those of you who've felt like you can't give a compliment for fear of it being rejected as a cat call, here's the difference: a compliment is freely given with no expectation or obligation for future contact. a catcall is this as***le.

Rolled my window down to comment on your cute little ass. . . Handsome older man in Ford Explorer. Come say high! via Young lady in khaki pants on Barbur - m4w. Perfect example of the differ...

30/06/2015

or at least until retirement

I know this might be hard to find here however it's worth the try. One thing I do know. I won't find it if I don't put it out there. To start with here is what I am looking for. I am looking for an...

26/06/2015

If your les is alright.

I'm Asian 32 year olds / 5'-6" 160 lbs I don't smoke , No drug and clean ( some medicine drink boosting health ) work out style and wish you're the same from 20 -30 of ages . Not doing this usually...

15/06/2015

Now with job offers!

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

05/06/2015

Another day, another judgmental jerkface.

Around 9 PM I was walking east on Morrison, stopping a few times to look up at the Park Avenue West Tower under construction. A woman with long, somewhat shaggy red hair crossed the street and walk...

03/06/2015

...and for today's lesson...

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

20/05/2015

Cross-Cultural Effectiveness!

You were wearing pink joga pants with 2 mexican guys, we were digging through clothes near eacother and we checked out at the same time. You look beautiful! If you see this please reply! via MEXICA...

08/05/2015

Also, he has impeccable taste in drinking buddies.

For all those fleeting instances when things don't quite line up, there are a bazillion other opportunities for the stars to align. That's what we hear. The story is that we (i.e., five guys Alex w...

06/05/2015

surprisingly informative.

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

01/05/2015

.....*blink*

I said, "Here wrap this around your waist" and handed you a green jacket that you eagerly snatched out of my hand and without a word bolted off the max before I could even process what happened. Wh...

24/04/2015

I do it all for the fans.

and myself.
...mostly myself.

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

16/04/2015

new posts today! www.biffedconnections.wordpress.com

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

08/04/2015

Think of him as an educational tool. ..or just a tool.

you in the nicely dressed body. nice black pants that formed to your butt so nicely along with nice top. thank you i liked seeing someone dressed nice today. really a nice change. via Gladstone Squ...

31/03/2015

because awkward never sleeps.

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

30/03/2015

Happy Monday!

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

24/03/2015

it's a thing that I do!
it's fun for me and you!..but probably not for the idiots I'm making fun of.

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

17/03/2015

We spoke on the phone at the Fred Meyers; I need your number.

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

16/03/2015

new posts up on Biffed Connections today! frikkin' good ones, too, f'reals.

Wasting my time so you don't have to.

12/03/2015

"longing to be able to stare into your eyes and talk or whatever ..."

Wasting my time so you don't have to.