The Answer’s a Lemon

30/04/2024

It sure is a tour of all time.

Questions asked:
You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves?
You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you?
How many flower petals are too many?
Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)?

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16/04/2024

Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad.

Questions asked:
What's your fursona?
You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of?
You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping?
What's your least favorite office jargon?

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02/04/2024

Evan's back was getting to him in this one.

Questions asked:
TBU

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19/03/2024

Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.

Questions asked:
What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?
What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?
Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?
Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?

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05/03/2024

Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know.

Questions asked:
What's your favorite kaiju?
What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you?
If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be?
Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy?

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07/02/2024

Move over, Virginia. The Answer's a Lemon is for lovers now. Valentine's Day Episode.
https://www.podbean.com/pu/pbblog-ucccp-106add8

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featu...

23/01/2024

Too many cables. Microphone shavings. Complete disconnect from reality. These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little podcast. But Evan accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: unwavering dedication.
Thus The Answer's a Lemon was born!

Evan worked overtime to crank out the edit on this episode overnight. Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.

Source:https://www.podbean.com/eau/pb-542hk-155b3d4Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks! Questions asked:How do you feel abou...

21/12/2023

Hoo boy, folks. It's time to sharpen your candy canes, gargle your eggnog, and hide the ornaments for all the morally ambiguous children to sniff out, cuz' it's mother-Chrissing Xmas. Get a load of this discussion, from the saddest Christmas song to the most gratuitously creepy take on a classic Christmas song. Which one? I'll never tell. Now That's What I Call Clickbait.

Listen to The Answer’s a Lemon on Spotify. The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featur...

25/10/2023

It's Spooky Season! Full of chills, thrills, and pickles of Dills. Our Spooky Episode drops ON Halloween. But in the meantime, a teaser!

I'm shakin' in my boots.

19/10/2023

Did you know we’re on TikTok? Of course you did!
Oh. You didn’t. Okay. I mean, I thought you were a superfan, but I guess you’re just a casual listener. Let me guess, we’re background noise while you clean your taxes? Typical.
Well now I don’t even feel like posting the link.
No, it’s fine. I’ll post it anyway.

1210 likes, 34 comments. “Would you take a bite? ”

11/10/2023

And here is our latest episode! Enjoy this (and the rest of our catalog) at your earliest convenience or soonish inconvenience, whichever comes first.

Questions asked:
Who has performed your favorite cover song? (Bonus: what's your favorite remix?)
What's your midlife crisis food stand?
What genre of henchmen would you have?
What game would you play Death for your soul?

11/10/2023

We are live! And have been long enough to get *countable views* on YouTube! Enjoy this amuse bouche

It's for the benefit of mankind. He's being a hero.