Sexistential Crisis

25/06/2019

You heard her. 😂

13/06/2019

Just when I thought I’d saw everything... we have a glass d***o b**g.

https://www.passionshop.com/Peter-Piper-Pe**er-Puffer.html

Peter Piper Pe**er Puffer Glass Pipe D***o S*x Toys D***os & Dongs,Glass D***os by Pipedream Products,inc. Short Wait

13/06/2019

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Sound UP: SUMMER LIFE HACK: just so you know the right way to eat ice cream.... make eye contact with EVERYONE.... this establishes dominance and will solidify your ice cream territority..... bye.... i gotta go paint now. music by my fave New Pony Club.

12/06/2019

Preach!!!

05/06/2019

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Truth. Drop a “👑” if you get it.

19/05/2019

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12/05/2019

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When I asked Sean about his hobbies, I wasn’t prepared for what he said.

06/05/2019

I’m dead 🤣

26/04/2019

One of the most thoughtful reviews we have received. 😭😭😭😭😭Thank you friends!!!!

24/04/2019

That’s what I’m talking about! ✈️

20/04/2019

19/04/2019

🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿

Thank you to our fab, Heidi, for sharing this!

18/04/2019

"How do we spot drama addicts in dating?" We discuss that and so much more in this week's bonus episode with the amazing Ursula Adams!

Listen to the full episode here: s*xistentialcrisis.simplecast.com

18/04/2019

The golden rule of dating - are they a F**k Yes or a F**k No in your eyes. I’ve been using this for years and it has helped me establish strong boundaries and not waste months (or god forbid, years!) with someone less than enthusiastic about me.

“Because attractive, non-needy, high self-worth people don’t have time for people who they are not excited to be with and who are not excited to be with them.”

Think about this for a moment: Why would you ever choose to be with someone who is not excited to be with you?

16/04/2019

Congratulations to L. Depasse from "Episode 17, Dating with Herpes" who was just published in Teen Vogue!

Listen and learn.

12/04/2019

In our latest episode of S*xistential Crisis, Rose and I discuss the pros and cons of long distance dating. Download it in your favorite podcasting app!

11/04/2019

FREEING YOURSELF FROM DRAMA 🎭

Are you dramatic? Do you always seem to be in the eye of the drama storm? Or do you attract dramatic people or situations into your life?

HELP HAS ARRIVED!

1️⃣ In our latest episode of S*xistential Crisis, I talk to psychology, Dr Corinne Rogers, about the addictive effects of drama. Listen in here: s*xistentialcrisis.simplecast.fm

2️⃣ Today Ursula Adams of The SheHive is recording a follow up - “Confessions of a Drama Queen.” Ursula is bravely going to share her self realizations, what it feels like to be seeking out drama, and how we can heal!

3️⃣ This post from Mark Groves beautifully sums up the experience and provides help:

When we wonder why we love drama and can’t sit still in what is obviously calm and peace, and/or are attracted to people who are chaos or we create chaos ourselves... it’s a good sign that have mis-coded chaos as “normal”, and even love.

This is tricky though, right? Because in order to heal it we literally have to sit through the storm that is the calm... but it’s not the calm that bothers us, it’s the feelings and thoughts that come up when we’re not always running to and from drama. It’s the feel of unworthiness that lingers in the ether when someone whose healthy and happy wants to love us. It’s not that we don’t want healthy and beautiful love, it’s that we don’t trust it. We don’t trust that those that say they love us will... with kindness and unconditionally. And, we don’t trust ourselves either... yet.

How do we change this? Commit to saying “no” to all the drama in your life. Build a meditation practice... I can’t say this enough. Meditation will literally teach you how to sit in your body and bring a sense of calm to it... and then you will only want to be around people who bring the same feeling!

09/04/2019

Well since you ask... 😂💦🌟

08/04/2019

PREACH!! 🙌🏻

07/04/2019

As a follow up to our latest episode on drama and attachment styles, here's a solid approach to dating:

"Levine’s go-to strategy is looking for “CARRP,” meaning someone who is consistent, available, reliable, responsive and predictable.

That means they’re making time to go on dates; they pick up the phone when you call; they respond to texts in a timely manner; and when their partner expresses relationship needs, they’re met with compassion."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soloish/wp/2018/08/16/knowing-your-attachment-style-could-make-you-a-smarter-dater/?utm_term=.40a60ffc24b3

Your treatment as an infant affects your relationships as an adult. Here's how.

05/04/2019

OH EMMMM GEEE!

S*xistential Crisis has received its first $20 Patreon subscriber.

THANK YOU MICHAEL S!

All of our $20 members get to join a monthly Q and A chat with Laura K. She'll tell stories, and answer your questions about s*x, dating, love, squirting - you name it, she probably has an opinion on it.

Join us over on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/S*xistentialCrisis

Become a patron of Laura K today: Read 9 posts by Laura K and get access to exclusive content and experiences on the world’s largest membership platform for artists and creators.

04/04/2019

Absolutely phenomenal episode of S*xistential Crisis with psychologist, Dr Corinne Rogers on why some people seem to be so dramatic (HINT: It's an addiction!).

Thank you to Dr Rogers and Amanda Brewington for coming on the show. My mind is BLOWN!

Here's a snippet. For the full podcast, visit: http://s*xistentialcrisis.simplecast.com

23/03/2019

SOUND UP! Going into the weekend like, BAM! 💥

15/02/2019

Going into the weekend like...


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Sound UP: This is me thinking about getting back on my easel in a few days.... and I cant wait to announce a HUGE project with an ICONIC lady!! Have a very happy day... i am headed into Nairobi to explore.

14/02/2019

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Let’s make this a thing!


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have a pretty fun challenge. Do it!

14/02/2019

GOALS ❤️💕


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V-day card.
( #📷 ) *xpositive

23/01/2019

On episode 23 we delve into the mysterious land of squirting aka female ej*******on. Is it real? How does it happen? What does it feel like?

Learn the simple steps to s*xy squiring!

15/01/2019

Our fabulous friend of the show, Brenda Freeman Pilates is giving her famed Pilates P***y class this February! If you want to strengthen your pelvic floor and tighten up those muscles, check this out!

Tickets available through the Warehouse Pilates website: http://warehousepilatescompany.com/schedule

It’s back 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 Listen, there is more to this work than just doing Kegels....come, learn and explore with me 💜❤️
This 90min workshop will not only be educational but applicaable to life outside of Pilates class. If you're struggling with lower ab, inner thigh and glute strength and exactly how to "pull your abs 'in and up'" this workshop is for you!
We will cover muscular and pleasure anatomy and discover how these two are related. There is a workout included with this class so come prepared to learn and explore some new found muscles.
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“Pilates p***y. It’s the best in the biz”
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14/01/2019

On this week's episode we are talking all things ta**ra with the delightful ta***ic teachers, Al Link and Pala Copeland. Whether you're single or partnered, anyone can practice ta**ra! Here's an excerpt from this week's show:

04/01/2019

Spotted by one of our fans in New Zealand! Thanks for passing this along, Greg!

01/01/2019

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"happy 'us' year!" (in French, "nous" means us - or we - and sounds quite close to "new")
May 2019 be full of Love and s*xyness for all of you, and bring you all the cute (and dirty 😁) things you want! 😘

25/12/2018

Happy HoHoHolidays!!! 🎄💋💝

24/12/2018

🎁 💝 🎁 💝


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This holiday season, be present. 🎨: