10/10/2017
I played Shadow of Mordor recently. Not the strongest story, but gameplay was really fun. There is this list of captains and warchiefs, all with their own weaknesses and strenghts, so each fight required different tactics.
What if Krusti, Dolan, Nod etc were in the game lel 😀. Would have been something like this:
Krusti: Anti-fag warchief
Weaknesses:
- Risk taker. Often gets arrested for commiting crimes
- Can be damaged by long-ranged weapons
- Can be damaged by combat finishers
- Known to drink and smoke a lot
Strenghts:
- His improved clawn nose can help him sniff fegits hiding nearby
- Inspiring leader. Has a group of bi***es and non-fegit followers
- Runs faster than many fegits
- Tough fighter, may require you to finish him off with an ex*****on
- Sexual harrasment or trolling heals him in combat
- Resistant to stealth attacks
- Becomes enraged when Nod suceeds in any way, temporarly giving him a strenght and health boost
Dolan: Anti-fag warchief
Weaknesses:
- Out of shape, is a slow runner
- Can be damaged by long-ranged weapons
- Can be damaged by stealth attacks
Strenghts:
- Much fat, is resistant to combat finishers
- Becomes enraged by his nephews, temporarly giving him a strenght and health boost
- Has a variety of weapons such as his classic axe, all of which deals heavy damage
- Very persuasive, can easily lure fegits to do as he will, especially Gooby
- Tough fighter, may require you to finish him off with an ex*****on
- Brave, never flees from combat
- Very brutal, causing fear in his opponents
Nod: Fegit warchief
Weaknesses:
- Suffers from fagness disease
- Easily persuaded
- Cries easily and often
- Flees from combat when odds are against him
- Can be killed instantly with stealth attacks
- Can be damaged by long-ranged weapons
- Can be damaged by combat finishers
- Weak, can be killed without ex*****ons or finishers
Strenghts:
- Resistant to sexual attacks due to being used to them
- Immune to fegit activities, due to already being huge fegit
- Never gives up his ways. He will continue being fegit regardless of how often Krusti or anyone else fights him
- Due to being leader of fegittopia according to legend, and having made his own religion, he can call for backup from other fegits should he need to
