SC Lampoon

26/08/2014

Let's just take a moment to appreciate all the beautiful people who are back on campus

17/08/2014

Heads up, USC Wireless Plus is now USC Secure Wireless

11/08/2014

Community Post: 10 Reasons To Be Excited To Go Back To School

http://www.buzzfeed.com/athanasiusg/10-reasons-to-be-excited-to-go-back-to-school-pnw1 10 Reasons To Be Excited To Go Back To School

Why you've missed the most beloved school in LA, USC

11/08/2014

Who wouldn't want to return to the best school in LA?

11/08/2014

got moved to the shrine b/c flood at Pauley Pavilion. Always cleaning up bruins' mess

11/08/2014

Of course would come to the Shrine before everyone is back at school

09/08/2014

New tumblr theme ! sclampoon.tumblr.com Check it out!

09/08/2014

12 days until move-in day aka granted furlough from home

09/08/2014

state of mind: excited for school to start! !

15/05/2014

Coming back bigger and better in Fall '14, have a great summer!

09/05/2014

the only curves you're looking at are on your exams

08/05/2014

Community Post: 21 Ways You Feel During Finals Week

http://www.buzzfeed.com/athanasiusg/21-ways-you-feel-during-finals-week-pnw1

From library treks to mental breakdowns, the journey of finals week is one we all share

07/05/2014

SC Lampoon

Emotions You Feel During Finals Week

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05/05/2014

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05/05/2014

Finals, the time of year you wish you actually went to class

26/04/2014

The absence of Chano's has caused you an existential crisis

26/04/2014

You read the front cover of the Daily Trojan so that you can seem like you know what's happening on campus but then you just throw it away

26/04/2014

You've read the sign on the Route A bus as "a route" and questioned why it's so ambiguous

26/04/2014

When people actually wait at the stop sign near the Lyon center

26/04/2014

If you buy your booze from Superior, FTFO

26/04/2014

If you buy your booze from Ralph's, there's something I need to tell you

26/04/2014

If you buy your booze from CVS, you need to reevaluate your life

26/04/2014

Calling campus cruiser to TKE to go to McDonald's or anything on Fig

26/04/2014

When you call campus cruiser and they tell you to take campus cruiser express like no I'm drunk pick me up

26/04/2014

When you call campus cruiser and they ask how many guys how many girls and you lie and say 5 girls

26/04/2014

8am discussion < calling campus cruiser from the row

26/04/2014

You will never understand why 180 people are registered in your GE but only around 50 people are ever there at one time

26/04/2014

You decide to randomly check blackboard and discover that your final paper isn't due on the day of the final but actually the last day of class

26/04/2014

Going to office hours so that your professor will have mercy on your soul come grades

26/04/2014

You're studying at Leavey or in a lounge and you have this internal debate of whether to keep studying or go to sleep so you're not dead tomorrow in class, if you go at all

26/04/2014

As finals approach and you procrastinate on papers, you tell yourself you'll be productive and go to Leavey late at night and be very productive but you end up going to Tro Gro waiting in line for hours, get coffee, and by the time you get back you just walk back home and fall asleep.

26/04/2014

When someone yells to hold the elevator and then you ask them what floor and they say second < parking on Orchard

26/04/2014

Lying you have an 8am so people leave your room

26/04/2014

Are you rushing?

26/04/2014

Did you go to the 9-0 last night