The Sundial Humor Magazine

14/12/2022

You’ve done it now, Sundial. I’m , stand-up comedian and TV writer from LA and I’m taking over for the day. Ask me whatever you want but DONT try to stop me, I am holding a butter knife right up to my phone screen.

27/10/2022

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Earlier this month, Ohio State biologists announced a new initiative aiming to resurrect Afroduck, the iconic white-crested domestic duck who was spotted frequently on Mirror Lake until his death in 2015. The legendary bird’s co**se was collected and taxidermied by… Continue Reading →

01/06/2022

Does BarstoolOSU pass the Bechdel Test? This report will SHOCK YOU!

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21/04/2022

Athletic Band 22-23 Announcements: Script on Ice 2.0 and More!

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The Ohio State Athletic band announced some exciting plans for the 2022-23 semesters this Spring game weekend. This includes the construction of a bigger band center right below the current one, the removal of all chairs from all athletic band rehearsal spaces to encourage grooving, and the introduc...

12/04/2022

Opinion: Where Did All These Brightly Colored Eggs Come From?

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05/04/2022

OSU to Stop Teaching Russian Literature to Support Ukraine, and Principles of Marketing Because They Feel Like It

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28/03/2022

Campus Safety Notice: Soon to be Ex-Tenured Professor Wears Cat-Maid Costume to Lecture

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26/03/2022

Sundial Humor Magazine Announces Closure, Sale to Barstool Sports

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03/03/2022

Thompson Statue Revealed to be Extremely Committed Street Performer

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16/02/2022

Ohio State’s S*x Week awards Fox News with Lifetime Achievement Award

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16/02/2022

5 Sh*tty Ideas Your Boyfriend will Ruin Valentine’s Day With

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06/02/2022

OSU Announces Plans to Release Porcupines into The Oval

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18/01/2022

Homeland Security Investigation Confirms Hobby Lobby Attempted to Hire Nicholas Cage to Steal the Declaration of Independance

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Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas revealed in a press statement this week that an investigation into American craft store chain and international black market art trader Hobby Lobby has uncovered a plot to have the U.S Declaration of Independence stolen.

02/12/2021

First Ever Straight Allies Bar Opens on Short North

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01/12/2021

Artificial Christmas Tree Decorated Pre-December About to Go Ap***it

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01/12/2021

Campus Donation Controversy Has Blood Boiling

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01/12/2021

Man Rides In On Light-Up Unicycle Like Life of Party He Is

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31/10/2021

Should OSU Be Required to Welcome All Students Into Dorms? One Fanged Student Says Yes

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05/10/2021

Petition to Make the Food Delivery Robots Look More Menacing

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03/10/2021

Yandex Food Delivery Robots Will Now Scream, Beg for Life if Attacked.

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16/09/2021

Tragedy: This Sophomores Plant Just Died

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12/09/2021

Sundial Humor Magazine Declares Itself Oldest Student Organization on Campus
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07/09/2021

“With the year of COVID we’ve had, we felt that it was best if all Ohio State students, faculty, and staff agree to be submissive and breedable for the foreseeable future,”

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31/08/2021

Shocking New Report Finds Morrill The “Least Favorite Dining Hall” On Campus

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22/08/2021

Be sure to check us out at the In-Person Involvement Fair on the Oval today from 4-7 pm, or visit org.osu.edu/sundial for more info about us and how to join!

16/06/2021

“Netflix has always been committed to activism,”

No need to worry, everybody! Once you’re done binging your favorite shows, you’ll be able to finally catch up on some real world drama starting January 2022. Netflix has announced a cooperation with the Organization for Palestinian Relief and plans to release a documentary covering the extent of...

10/06/2021

“It doesn’t matter whose graveyard he was in. I should have been able to special summon him!”

On April 23rd, during a somber springtime evening, 11-year-old Arnold McKilsen attempted to revive his late grandfather, 81-year-old Bernard McKilsen, buried in Dennison Cemetery at Lewis Center, Ohio. However, upon activation of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Monster Reborn spell card, Arnold stood on the sunken so...

26/04/2021

Sundial Social Media Officer Sadly Pressured to Resign After Forgetting to Post About 69 Follower Count

Our beloved Social Media Officer has been negligent of their duties in the past week. While their name has been omitted for their professional reputation, they provided that “what I have done is unforgivable, it is wrong and outright shameful… but I will not be resigning.” The Social Media Off...

17/04/2021

"...unlike a normal football game, the Spring Game would be played in 4 equally long segments"

COLUMBUS, OH — After an unorthodox NCAA football season, the Ohio State Buckeyes are back with hopes of a more normal upcoming season. Although some health restrictions have begun to lift, the COVID-19 pandemic is not over. In a surprise change of pace, the OSU Reactivation Task Force announced so...

12/04/2021

"3 fiscally themed drinks specially designed to make sure you won’t even wake up April 16th"

Whether you’ve been working multiple jobs this year or have been coasting on stimulus checks and your parents’ good will, filing your tax returns this year is sure to be a different experience than you’ve ever seen before. After finishing something that stressful and getting (hopefully!) a nic...