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05/08/2017

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02/08/2017

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11/06/2017

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06/06/2017

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11/12/2014

Mark Twain had a helpful hint for ridding work of an unnecessary word:
"Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."

11/12/2014

Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong. – Neil Gaiman

11/12/2014

Try trimming some adverbs in favor of stronger nouns. Don't tell us that she walked s*xily, let us know she slinked or swayed across the floor.

03/12/2014

We put our S*x Ed PSA stills into one handy album for you to peruse!

29/11/2014

Our upcoming S*x Ed PSA videos are highly educational! For example, if you've always wondered where the cl****is is.... well, we found it!

27/11/2014

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. — G.K. Chesterson

26/11/2014

The Condom Fairy (pictured from our upcoming PSAs on S*x Ed) can't visit everyone, so make sure to pack your own! *xTipTuesday

24/11/2014

Remember, with condoms, 1+1 doesn't = safer. (Pic: Condom Math from our upcoming PSAs)

21/11/2014

It's , so how about another still from our *xEd PSAs! If you're getting frisky today, make sure to have protection!

19/11/2014

So this one time, we had an epic Reddit erotica battle and this is the story we submitted: http://kafkarotica.com/guardians-phalluxy/

Coral and Mylo go to see Guardians of the Galaxy. Coral is much more impressed by Mylo's wood than Groot's.

18/11/2014

The Tooth Fairy? Noooo! It's the Morning After Fairy from our S*x Ed PSAs!

18/11/2014

Another still from our S*x Ed PSAs! This is one is from Pe**le Fractures.

16/11/2014

Sundays are great for lounging in bed reading, so why not cuddle up tight with your laptop and check out our s*xy stylings? www.kafkarotica.com *xysunday

We are KafkaRotica! We write literary erotica in the style of famous authors as well as original romance erotica. Bored tonight? Come visit our site!

16/11/2014

We're working hard to get our super informative S*x Ed PSAs ready for you! Here's a still from "Premature Ej*******on."

31/10/2014

Pumpkin p**n, but with actual pumpkins! Or maybe just carving. Check out these s*xy gourds: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kafkarotica/10-s*xy-pumpkins-with-extra-spice-132rd

KafkaRotica.com hosted an Erotic Pumpkin Carving day, and here are some of the s*xy results! NSFW (None of these pumpkins were carved from stencils.)

31/10/2014

Once the candy is gone, take a moment to yourself & enjoy our story, The Legend of Skeezy Hollow: http://kafkarotica.com/the-legend-of-skeezy-hollow/ …

At stroke of midnight he will ride, a stallion wild as the sea. He’ll try to take you as his bride, for the horseman waits for thee.

30/10/2014

Check out our Erotic Pumpkin pictures on Buzzfeed!

KafkaRotica.com hosted an Erotic Pumpkin Carving day, and here are some of the s*xy results! NSFW (None of these pumpkins were carved from stencils.)

27/07/2014

If you're looking for an epic read, check out our prologue for "A Tolkien of Affection." http://kafkarotica.com/tolkien-affection-prologue/

It began with the great chastening... Read the Prologue of the epic Tolkien-esque series in which Aphriel of the elf-kind must resurrect lust for the Kingdoms of Earth.

06/07/2014

"What's Kafkaesque," he said in an interview in his Manhattan apartment, "is when you enter a surreal world in which all your control patterns, all your plans, the whole way in which you have configured your own behavior, begins to fall to pieces, when you find yourself against a force that does not lend itself to the way you perceive the world.
We think "The Metamorphosis of Mr. Lang" (http://buff.ly/1q6GaP5) and "Ghostgasm" (http://buff.ly/1q6Gdu9) fit in well.

An erotic, Kafka-esque tale in which a patient of the estimable Dr. Jozef Schreiber finds himself, quite suddenly, to be a horse.

06/07/2014

Just pulled up this gem from the NYT archives about Kafka and what "kafkaesque" really means: http://buff.ly/1sgmMQW.

SO just what does this adjective "Kafkaesque" mean? And why does Frederick R. Karl, author of an exhaustive critical biography of Franz Kafka, believe that the word is as misused as it is used? Kafka is the only 20th-century literary figure whose name "has entered the language in a way no other writ…

25/05/2014

Read our new version of She Walks in Beauty--She Pops Her B***y!

The ideal of womanhood has changed a bit since Lord Byron's days. Our updated "She Walks in Beauty" recognizes the purity of the derrière.

12/05/2014

Happy Mother's Day!

Buy at iTunes: http://goo.gl/zv4o9. New album on sale now! http://turtleneckandchain.com Happy Mother's Day! Originally aired May 9, 2009 Footage courtesy of...

08/05/2014

Did you know that today is National Ma********on Day? National Ma********on Day is celebrated on May 7th in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired for suggesting s*x education curriculums include information about ma********on.

International Ma********on Month (IMM) is an annual event celebrated in the month of May[1] to protect the right to ma******te. The first National Ma********on Day/Month (now International Ma********on Month) was first observed in 1995, after s*x-positive retailer, Good Vibrations, declared the mont…

27/04/2014

The best part of is that parents will honestly say to their kids someday: "It was love at first sight."

12/04/2014

"I went to the woods because I wished to remember the taste and feel of a younger man"
http://kafkarotica.com/the-thoreaus-of-passion/