Orbit Magazine

11/10/2021

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30/10/2020

Here is some bad news to bum you out.

2021 Announcement.

14/10/2020

Dayna Pink solved every fashion problem at Orbit (except clothing choices of staff), it is great to see her amazing eye and brain displayed every Sunday Night on HBO. Likely the best fashion ever displayed in Horror series or movie.

“I did the whole show in a very dreamy, beautiful palette,” said costume designer Dayna Pink.

06/10/2020

Oh that Mitch!

And it's just as subversive as the film.

05/06/2020

Whoever did this- we salute you.

Folks, racism is officially canceled. Even Dearborn's racist former mayor Orville Hubbard now supports Black Lives Matter. Someone put a BLM shirt over the statue...

24/05/2020

Due to pandemic restrictions, Orbit Magazine will not resume publishing.

15/05/2020

Creative Types- We are making Covid- 19 protection masks and having trouble getting eyeholes to line-up. any hints?

19/02/2020

Looks like having some Orbit Tear sheets in the portfolio came in handy for our staff illustrator. Congrats Tristan Eaton you deserve all the success you are getting!

ahead of the 2020 super bowl, tristan eaton is commissioned to illustrate the event tickets and the face of the commemorative program booklet.

09/01/2020

Niagara used to do covers for our humble publication. Now it's the pinnacle of the art world.

Punk rocker-turned-fine artist Niagara has been named the special guest artist for this year's Dirty Show erotic art exhibition in Detroit. It's the second time a...

23/11/2019

Hey Artists. We hope you can get something submitted before December 15

26/06/2019

Here is one of those legendary "good guys with a Gun that are only way to stop the bad guy with gun.

[https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-costco-shooting-shoppers-20190624-story.html

At a crowded Costco, some shoppers want to know more about what led an off-duty LAPD officer to shoot and kill a man and seriously injure his parents.

16/12/2018

Wayne Hrovat is a quintessential cog-in-a-wheel; at forty-one, he has worked as an accountant in the bowels of Ford Motor Company for fifteen years. He is unmarried and lives with his ailing eighty-something mother.He is also mildly schizophrenic.When downsizing costs him his position, he takes a co...

13/08/2015

Hijacking the Metro Times.

http://m.metrotimes.com/detroit/the-irreverent-orbit-magazine-returns-kind-of/Content?oid=2361389

Twenty-five years ago this month Detroit’s only arts, culture, entertainment, and humor magazine was created; 16 years ago Orbit was put to death by its...

21/07/2015

Really, something is definitely in the air.

09/07/2015

Somethings in the air.

08/01/2015

Maybe it's good we don't publish anymore.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2900259/Gunmen-kill-11-Charlie-Hebdo-attack.html

Armed gunmen stormed the offices of French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo today, reportedly leaving ten dead and five others injured, said the publication's cartoonist.

24/10/2014

A book about me? The biggest, best, most expensive to create book in Wayne State History?
Only if you help. This is way beyond their budget- keep it chock full of color and properly big.

patronicity.com/orbitbook

Patronicity supports building vibrant communities by connecting small businesses, organizations & events with local patrons and sponsors to help them grow, one project at a time.

04/07/2014

Member in good standing. In Mark Niemenski's wallet since 1992.

04/07/2014

Today is not about picnics, sales or getting drunk. I hope everyone takes a little time to reflect on the founding fathers. And if this makes me look more patriotic than others so be it.

01/07/2014

The old reckoner. Made paying hourly much easier.

10/06/2014

El Orby es dos lingual.

08/06/2014

Happy to report that Pixyland Peter Pan has not aged a day since we reported on him in the '90s.
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/

The home page of the real, living Peter Pan

13/05/2014

Now that this is a one paper town, Looks like Orbit Magazine is coming back.

10/01/2014

Don't p**s up my ass and tell me you're cu**in'.

25/12/2013

Merry Xmas Motherf**kers!

11/12/2013

Sadly, photographer Joe Sposita passed away last night. He was the go to guy for photos, and it would not have been Orbit Magazine without him. He was the nicest guy in the world. He will be missed. He will be missed so god damn much.

21/11/2013

Orbit Editor Kevin (Kingo) King is having a reading of his new play in Los Angeles on Nov. 23. Being one of the funniest people and writers we have known, we expect great things. Hopefully this link works. Search for : The Van Buren Effect Staged Reading

21/11/2013

Its been a long time.

18/09/2013

This is believed to be the first time Brad Pitt was on the cover of anything. The picture was too sh*tty to run in B & W, and we figured if people put on their 3-D glasses it would be like taking pe**te without having to puke.

16/08/2013

And yes, the fu***ng Metro Times is totally doing an Orbit rip-off. At least Ron Williams is spinning in his grave.

16/08/2013

Told you this page kind of sucks. But if there is ever some kind of Orbit Party again you will be among the first to get spammed.

07/08/2013

By the way, if you recently liked this page because of the Crisco thing or for any reason for that matter, I (meaning Orby for you newbies) will warn you now the page kind of sucks. It rarely gets updated. So keep your expectations low and you'll do just fine.

01/08/2013

As***le Artist Defaces Detroit With Puerile Attempt At Public Art.

21/07/2013

Where's Fun Magazine when you need it?

18/06/2013

I don't want the Government spies knowing my name, address or social security number!