Internet Jokes

27/07/2020

18/11/2017

29/08/2017

I imagine slapping the s**t out of stupid people and then I start smiling. Do you do that s**t?

16/08/2017

Meeting someone new is like trying a different flavor of human.

15/08/2017

If you weighed 99 pounds and ate 1 pound of nachos, would you be 1% nachos?

15/08/2017

I wonder if the fake phone numbers I make up when signing up for things I don't want actually belong to someone, and they're receiving calls from the thing I signed up for. 🤔🤔

25/07/2017

The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…

06/07/2016

wait for it wait for it..........

29/06/2016

https://www.zoviti.com/blog/reasons-travel-alone-getting-hitched/
Give it a read. Don't forget to hit the like if you liked it.

Before stepping into a life that is surrounded by sacrifices and compromises, plan a getaway and travel like happiness and peace is all that matters today.

08/03/2016

Me : Happy women's day!
She : I have a boyfriend.

03/03/2016

If you think you can't, may be you can't. Giving it a shot is what matters.

22/02/2016

Self acceptance is what we all need.

21/02/2016

sometimes it is what we did and other times it is what we did not. :)

19/02/2016

Just to be different some people portray themselves as a badass.

19/02/2016

I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.

13/02/2016

How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?

12/02/2016

Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.

12/02/2016

OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?

11/02/2016

RON WEASLEY
the only man who made it out from friendzone ...:')

09/02/2016

Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines.

06/02/2016

. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow

26/01/2016

Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.

26/01/2016

You never know what you have until you clean your room

25/01/2016

I don’t understand why I can’t lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake.

25/01/2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.

18/01/2016

"I don't trust INTERNET that much"
Said by a person who uses internet...

12/01/2016

This valentine go with your girlfriend. :)

12/01/2016

Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer..

30/11/2015

Without music, life would be a mistake.

28/11/2015

Any tv series like FRIENDS or How I met your mother type of drama sitcom..??

16/10/2015

Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you’re happy and in love … Maybe I was in jail.

29/09/2015

He- are you jealous?
She -no
He -are you jealous?
She-no
He-can I get a kiss?
She-get a kiss from that ugly girl who liked your facebook status