Things Birmingham Students Don't Say

03/08/2017

I'm over the moon that Drinks 2 Go is closing down

08/06/2017

BREAKING: Student selling Gradball ticket for £140 claims he's not a dick - VOO - Birmingham

Do you know someone who has done this?

An economics student who sold a Gradball ticket for 300% of its face value has defended himself against accusations that he is a dick, claiming it is simply market forces at work. Despite it being a commonly frowned upon act, Edward sold the ticket for £140, plus a Tesco Finest cheesecake. Edward sa...

06/05/2017

I know exactly where I'm getting my chicken when roosters closes

05/05/2017

I'm so glad Selly Sausage got shut down

04/05/2017

EXCLUSIVE: UoB to pay for Pritchatts Park residents alcohol during freshers week - VOO - Birmingham

"I would like to live at Pritchatts"

In an unprecedented move, The University of Birmingham has announced an intention to provide unlimited alcohol for next years incoming students – but ONLY if they are residents of Pritchatts Park. The move is viewed as a last ditch attempt by the university to interest students in the much maligned…

03/05/2017

BREAKING: Student selling Gradball ticket for £140 claims he's not a dick - VOO - Birmingham

BREAKING: Student selling Gradball ticket for £140 claims he’s not a dick

An economics student who sold a Gradball ticket for 300% of its face value has defended himself against accusations that he is a dick, claiming it is simply market forces at work. Despite it being a commonly frowned upon act, Edward sold the ticket for £140, plus a Tesco Finest cheesecake. Edward sa...

01/02/2014

Ask4 is such a reliable, speedy internet provider

02/07/2013

Easy lettings provide quality student homes

28/05/2013

To the men in club toilets, it'd be a pleasure to pay you for the privilege of washing my hands

27/05/2013

It's a beautiful day, I'm so glad I am stuck inside revising

27/05/2013

where can i get a costa coffee from

27/05/2013

Dan Logue doesn't post enough in the Maple Bank facebook group.

21/05/2013

my mason halls shower never floods when I use it

21/05/2013

They always provide us with plenty of answer booklets in exams

21/05/2013

I think it's so great that the Vale lawnmowers decide to mow at 9am. It's a really pleasant, unexpected alarm clock.

21/05/2013

I'm so glad you decided to wear high heels today Mrs invigilator...the noise really helps me concentrate during my exam

19/05/2013

I wish medics would stop treating everyone as their equals, they are so superior

19/05/2013

Castle Cars are always on time

19/05/2013

There arent any girls in the gents toilets at fab tonight

18/05/2013

I went to the library and paid off my fines today

18/05/2013

SPECS is definitely a proper course i promise

18/05/2013

The phone signal in the gym is siiiicccck

17/05/2013

The queue for drinks at bar one was really short tonight at bar 120

17/05/2013

no i dont want your free pizza dominoes

17/05/2013

'Redbrick isn't a real newspaper, so I definitely won't put it as my career on Facebook.'

17/05/2013

The library toilets are super fresh and clean today, it's really hygienic how they don't have hot water above the ground floor, what an endearing feature.

17/05/2013

i wish i took first year more seriously

15/05/2013

Oh look the queue at tesco express is really short today!

15/05/2013

I'm so pleased they booked Labrinth for gradball.

15/05/2013

If anything, I'm too prepared for this exam.

14/05/2013

The Selly Oak locals are all really sober today.

14/05/2013

Drugs at Rainbow? No, I think that person who cant stop dancing is just drunk

14/05/2013

The guy in spar isn't wearing his leather jacket today.

14/05/2013

Oh yes you're right, I do already have a WebCT session running