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06/12/2013

Once again, RIP Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela

23/11/2013

He put his Nyatsi as pp...while mosadi was asleep....when his wife woke-up...he couldn't change it 4 some reasons a go tseba kyena....so he decided to change his status to "RIP sesi Mapula"
Dia boya mos...

Have a wonderful day

17/11/2013

Goodnight Matipane Residents. May God bless you and be with you all night long.

07/08/2013

Ka Khekhowa bare ke "Black & white tendencies"

-when a white person walks around with a snake otla utlwa bare "wow that’s cute"
-mara when a black guy does the same thing "iyoooh ape wa loyana yo"

-A white guy makes R6m ka ngwaga "woow he's so smart"
A black guy makes the same amount"ai ape onale tokoloshi emo tlisetsa chelete oba owa kebeka"

-A white guy otsama ka lamboghini otla utlwa bare “damn he’s rich”
-Mara ge ele a black guy..bare “ape wa utswa o ramotseba”
-A white guy walks barefoot in the street"he's massaging his feet"
-mara when A black guy does the same thing"ah ah othomile go pheka,ba moloile"

-A white guy breaks any of the African languages"woow he's really trying"
-mara when A black guy does the same thing..otla utlwa bare "ke lekwerekwere khelo khe”.

-A white chick walks around in shorts..bare "wow she's simple"
A black chick [da**ie] does the same..otla utlwa bare "iyooh vele wa rekisa/onyaka attention..ka dirope tsa masepa"

-A white guy running down the street"o jagetse kae"
A black guy does the same"O sadhe a utswitse kae ruri"

MARA WHY BALOBEDU RELE SOOO??

22/07/2013

Is it true that "Short" girls and "Tall" guys are more attractive?
Let's share our thoughts

21/07/2013

A BlackBerry is not a career, having thousand followers on twitter is not a success, Being popular over social networks is not an achievement, A dream is not having an iPhone and a goal is not sh****ng million girls. Work hard for your real dreams and watch as everything falls to place

17/07/2013

If someone truly loves you, they won't make you feel like you need to constantly fight for their attention.

01/07/2013

The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing wid Barbies and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one

15/06/2013

The Bid for KHELOBEDU as an Official Language

HEADMEN from various villages across Bolobedu in Limpopo have been ordered by the Modjadji Royal Council to set up language committees in their areas by to assist in promoting Khelobedu as an official language.

According to the Khelobedu language committee chairperson, Bishop Madlakadlaka Molewa the local language committees will play a major role in the development of the language, books and other study materials.

Molewa said Khelobedu was spoken by about 2,4million people in Limpopo. The Balobedu tribe is predominantly found in Bolobedu, Phalaborwa and some parts of Limpopo. He said Khelobedu-speaking pupils had been forced to learn Sepedi at schools. Molewa said this was wrong because Sepedi was not their mother tongue.

This affected their general school performances, especially in the matric examination, he said.

15/06/2013

•Parents Sleeping - You being quiet as a mouse
•You Sleeping - Parents decide to vacuum for two hours

--That's Life--

14/06/2013

Matipane is a Township

11/06/2013

Boys laugh at what they put girls through BUT they won't be laughing when they're wiping tears off their daughters face for the same reason.

Think before you act

10/06/2013

Never Fail To Try, But Try And Fail
Only a real GENIUS can say these four word, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted:

"Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed"

08/06/2013

Matipane Township GIRLS

While u are hunting MEN who drives cars,GIRLS of ur age are driving their own cars

While u are turning yourself into a baby machine to get the 'social grant money',GIRLS of ur age are really working hard to make their future brighter and considering family planning

While you are uploading naked pics while biting ur lips and exposing urself,GIRLS of the same age as u are are graduating and showing up their degrees

While u are being proud of being a shebeen queen,attending every bash across town,Girls of ur age are owning bottle stores

While u are sneaking into another MAN's rented flat,Girls of ur age are landlords

It is not too late to change ur life

06/06/2013

Always LOVE your mother because you will never get another

03/06/2013

The only Honest people in the world are small children and drunk people

01/06/2013

Worst Pain Ever
1. Studying For 7 Years At
University Then Stay At Home For 10 Years Unemployed.
2. Wake Up Early Every Sunday To Go To Church Then Die And Go To Hell.
3. Carry A Child For 9 Months Then Have A Miscarriage.
4. Raise A Child For 20 Years Then Find Out That He's/She's Not Yours.
5. Work Hard For The Whole Month And Go To An ATM, And Be Robbed.
6. Being R***d.
7. Going To School For 11 Months Then Get Your Report Written FAILED.
8. Being Faithful To ThatPerson You Call Your "Boyfriend/ Girlfriend", Then In Return You Get AIDS.

& Good Day Ahead

31/05/2013

To All people who are not from Limpopo

You teasing Limpopo but your whole four room house is my family bathroom in Limpopo!
You teasing Limpopo but you have Khanyi Mbau's and we have graduates!
You teasing Limpopo but the best English you can speak is "short left short right" lol "after robot "
You teasing Limpopo but never went to University only six months certificate (Damelin) then speak model C English at Call Centres mostly!
You teasing Limpopo but you don't know it's were beautiful females originate from!
You teasing Limpopo but we all know why there is a Zulu version of Drum magazine!
You teasing Limpopo but you cry for RDP houses, while we build houses!
You teasing Limpopo but the closest you've been to a job is dating someone who works!
You teasing Limpopo but your suburbs are filled with Limpopians and whites while you squeeze in Soweto, Thembisa, Alexander, Mamelodi, Sosha, Mabopane Le Rankuwa, uMlazi, eNanda, kwaMashu, etc!!
You teasing Limpopo but you complain that people from Limpopo have occupied high positions while you are from here!
You teasing Limpopo but you keep on asking me to bring you Avos and Mango's from Limpopo! Mxm.
You teasing Limpopo But you're still gonna fail And you HAVE textbooks!
You teasing Limpopo but vho Suzan (Muvhango) looks better than Akhona (Generations)!
You teasing Limpopo but your weaves look like a bird's nest!
And you are boasting about colour blocking not knowing that it started in Giyani!
You teasing Limpopo But you can't even say it right, Limpompo ke wena voetsek yo bleksem!

----Morning Matipane Residents----

30/05/2013

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