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08/03/2016

Press Release

Announcing our new feature, "Ask Loudia"!

Loudia Khnanisho will be accepting all of your questions regarding relationship and family troubles. Loudia is 89 years young and enjoys cooking, listening to Assyrian music, and trying to solve the problems of her 8 children, 32 grandchildren, and 47 great-grandchildren. Friends and family tell her that her wisdom has been a true blessing in their lives, so now she'd like to shed some light on your worries.

Stay tuned for Loudia's first response! You can also submit your question to [email protected]

07/05/2013

Sunday March 5, 2016

San Francisco, California

Assyrians might have to stop downloading and start buying!

(AFN) -- The Democrat-controlled Senate will vote on a bill that will force Assyrians to stop downloading and start buying music.

The 355 pages bill covers everything from downloading free music, making copies and giving them to other people. The bill includes CD’s and DVD’s. Every Assyrian will have to buy their CD’s or DVD’s to support the Assyrian singers.

SB 4454-A34 could pass by 50 to 48. No Republicans will support the bill, and three Democrats will vote against it.

Sargon Monasho head of AFFD, Assyrians For Free Downloads, marched with over 4800 Assyrians outside the Embassy of Ethiopia in downtown San Francisco. When asked by AFN Reporter on why the protest was held outside the Embassy of Ethiopia, Monasho said that he had the wrong address and the buses were not coming to pick them up until 6:00 pm “ We decided to hold our protest here rather than comeback another day “.

“We have told them to leave but they refused, and they have been playing Assyrian songs for over four hours on public address speakers”. Said Beza Ashenafi Spokeswoman for the Embassy of Ethiopia.

Mosha Estepanos reportin

01/05/2013

Tuesday January 30, 2016 7:41PM

Loleta Gerosha buys $19M Turlock summer home

Loleta Gerosha the famous Assyrian singer has spent $19 million on a summer home.

The “Khabosha Samana” singer has splashed out on a mansion in Turlock, CA, which is situated on a 7.56 acre estate, according to TMZ.

Gerosha 43 is reported to have paid cash for the home, which was originally listed for $28 million.

According to TMZ, the savvy singer previously made almost $12 million profit on a property she bought in Arizona, . Gerosha likes to be close to the Assyrian Food Market in Turlock where her now ex-boyfriend works delivering walnuts.

Gerosha previously tried to deny that she ever owned property in Arizona , telling Vanity Fair magazine: ''People say that I apparently buy houses near my ex-boyfriends - that's a thing that I apparently do. I just buy up the real-estate market just to freak them out so you leave me alone ,''

A source close to Gerosha confirmed the sale “she bought the house from real estate tycoon Yokhana Diryawoosh."

The singer fell in love with the home after spending time in Turlock. Gerosha also owns a 22 bedroom, 3 bath home in Chicago and a 14 bedroom 17 bath home in Detroit, MI.

Her net worth is estimated at $363 million dollars.

George Shalim reporting.

30/04/2013

April 29, 2013
By Mary Somotta

The Academy's picks for best costume designer
Yousip Gevargis for “The Last Dance”

Academy Award nominees for the Best Costume Design had their work cut out for them. Gevargis who made Hollywood’s A -list this year for his designs for the last dance movie.

Gevargis learned of his Oscar nomination during his vacation at his mansion in Modesto, California.

Gevargis said “I’m very pleased that I was nominated, after 14 years of hard work I can finally see the results on the big screen. I have worked on many movies and big projects; however working on The Last Dance was a dream come true.

I was at the Assyrian Market when my wife called, I thought she needed more bread but she called to give me the good news", said Gevargis.

Gevargis and his team will be flying to Paris to attend the 2013 PFS, the Paris Fashion Show, in July. AFN will be reporting.

29/04/2013

April 29 2013

Today Aprim Qouryaqous Shabandar, head of the A of A, Assyrians of Arkansas, met with the Minister of State of Monaco Michel Roger.

The meeting was arranged for the two to discuss the A of A's recent decline in revenue. Shabandar told Roger that the weekly Bingo Night always had a great turnout and was the A of A's sole source of income, but this, for reasons unknown to Shabandar, was no longer the case. Roger expressed great concern for this issue and counseled Shabandar. Roger suggested that the A of A start selling sandwiches at Bingo Night at five dollars each, because this would both increase their profits as well as be convenient to the Bingo Night attendees.

Shabandar agreed that this would be a helpful implementation and expressed his gratitude to Roger.

Shabandar invited Roger to the A of A headquarters in Arkansas, but Roger did not say if he would accept. Actually, he quickly changed the subject.

George Shalim reporting.

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