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12/04/2011

Officials from the Occupational Safety & Health Administration moved swiftly to close down the Augusta National Golf Club on Monday, after reports of a young Irishman choking on the course during the weekend.

After a rapid inspection of the facility Jeff Chuff, Director of the Georgia OSHA declared, "If this was an isolated incident then it's quite likely we'd let it pass. However we're already aware of this location having received several complaints in the past. Gentlemen by the name of Seve Ballesteros, Scott Hoch, Greg Norman and Kenny Perry have all reported breathing difficulties in recent years and so we're left with no choice but to declare The Augusta National a serious choking hazard."

A comprehensive report will be compiled in the coming weeks which is likely to make some compulsory recommendations. These may well include: oxygen masks installed on every tee on the back nine and caddies attending training courses in the Heimlich maneuver. The 2012 Masters is still likely to go ahead.

12/04/2011

Well The Masters is over, which finally heralds the end of golfing winter in the northern hemisphere. How To Go Mad is back with a vengeance and will be reporting on all the more nonsensical aspects of golf over the coming months. We have a Masters exclusive which we'll be breaking later today. Happy New Year!

28/11/2010

Cultural Faux Pas - During the final round of the Dubai World Championship, Lee Westwood's caddy loses concentration and accidentally picks up a local resident instead of his golf bag.

26/11/2010

Dubai - The World's Largest Sand Trap.
If it wasn't for a special local rule, you wouldn't be able to ground your golf club anywhere in Dubai. Exhausting!

14/11/2010

12 months ago who'd have guessed the scandal that was about to engulf Tiger Woods. Back then, when we read in his diary, "Just popping out for 18 hoes" we thought it was a spelling mistake!

07/11/2010

Golf Diet: since we stopped hitting high, fat chips and instead hit low, fat chips, we've lost over 20lbs!

04/11/2010

We enjoyed watching Davis Love III on TV last weekend. But it wasn't as good as Davis Love I or II.

30/10/2010

The 1975 US Ryder Cup team was originally selected by chess grandmaster Bobby Fischer. Unfortunately, he was fired after insisting on a team of all black or all white players.

27/10/2010

Golf Faction: the first golfers were all Scottish aristocrats who used peasants as golf shafts instead of expensive hickory wood. The more arthritic the peasant, the stiffer the shaft.

24/10/2010

Very rarely, inside one of those golf ball pyramids on the range, a tiny pharaoh is buried with all his treasure. So keep practising!

20/10/2010

Don't tell anyone but Ladies' golf clubs are actually made from a special joke plastic. Otherwise they'd all be driving over 250yds.

16/10/2010

Oh no! Jeff Overton's holed another shot. Don't make him happy... you wouldn't like him when he's happy!

13/10/2010

If you're constantly losing golf balls on your course, it's probably been turfed using special Bermuda triangle grass.

10/10/2010

If you turn your waterproofs inside out you’ll get soaked to the skin. However, bizarrely, the outside will stay perfectly dry!

06/10/2010

Ian Poulter is famously shy and sometimes wears sunglasses in order to avoid being noticed.

04/10/2010

Wow, what a Ryder Cup. The 1st tee atmosphere was amazing: 25% nitrogen, 20% oxygen and 55% testosterone.

03/10/2010

Breaking News: Miguel Angel Jimenez has just gone carbon neutral. For every cigar he smokes he'll open a small wind farm in Andalucia.

03/10/2010

Well the numbers are in. They've been added up and the result is: 17% of Team U.S.A. owns 90% of its hair.

03/10/2010

Waterproofgate: We believe Team U.S.A's rain gear issue is being blamed on European rain - it's smaller in diameter than American rain.

02/10/2010

We're all for celebrity designers helping with the Ryder Cup outfits. But did team U.S.A really have to use Stevie Wonder?

02/10/2010

Well, a fascinating Saturday at a mostly dry Ryder Cup. We just had a chat with the person who shouts "Go Tiger!" on every shot. Nice lady.

01/10/2010

Ryder Cup begins: Padraig H is tweeting on the driving range. Or is that just the way he normally speaks?

30/09/2010

It's real farming country in Wales. Most people here thought Lee Westwood's calf injury was some kind of livestock accident.

27/09/2010
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24/09/2010

In a bid to confuse team U.S.A. the European Ryder Cup team agrees to display all distances in millimetres and all pars as fractions.

22/09/2010

Men's Health: Use the John Daily to avoid getting Dustin your Johnson.

19/09/2010

After missing out on the FedEx championships, Rickie Fowler reveals what he'll be doing during his time off: "I'll probably play a couple of practise rounds but then I need to get back to the late 1970s and pick up some new outfits."

17/09/2010

Golf Tip: Struggling for distance off the tee? This happens because you’re standing too close to the ball... after you’ve hit it.

15/09/2010

We've all seen pictures of Buzz Aldrin playing golf on the moon. Less well publicised was the letter of suspension he received a week later. Apparently his space suit didn’t have a collar, which violated the Moon’s strict dress code.

12/09/2010

Did you know(2): of the 29% genuine golf stats, 40% of people find 86.5% of them totally confusing!

11/09/2010

Did you know: 71% of all golfing statistics are completely made up!

09/09/2010

Betting Scandal Strikes PGA Tour Player!
It's breaking news and you can read the exclusive details in this hot-off-the-press article...

07/09/2010

. If you're consistently leaving putts short, why not try hitting the ball closer in the first place. Then those putts will go in!

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