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17/08/2018

Retweeted Gayle Tzemach Lemmon ():

ISIS bought and sold women on these streets. Now, a council is opened in . Watch the joy shared: https://t.co/tEvFMmGSyr

 : Chief of Staff Kelly fired  for "pretty serious integrity violations", then days later she's offered a $15,000 monthl...
17/08/2018

: Chief of Staff Kelly fired for "pretty serious integrity violations", then days later she's offered a $15,000 monthly job to work on Trump's 2020 campaign if she keeps quiet. Trump knowingly fires a person without integrity & has donors foot the bill

“Kellyanne Conway: Why is everybody so obsessed with Trump? "It's kind of weird" : Why is everybody obsessed with the President of the United States? Maybe because he keeps making comments and taking actions that are shocking and unprecedented? https://t.co/OJ1iV5R72O https://t.co/o3lD7...

Retweeted Gen Michael Hayden ():Now THIS is worth reading.  From an American hero.    https://t.co/remgoUPptI
17/08/2018

Retweeted Gen Michael Hayden ():

Now THIS is worth reading. From an American hero. https://t.co/remgoUPptI

I know John Brennan. He is a man of unparalleled integrity, honesty and character.

. is a disgusting freak. We know he's an enabler, but how many boys did he pass around? I guarantee the steroid user fro...
17/08/2018

. is a disgusting freak. We know he's an enabler, but how many boys did he pass around? I guarantee the steroid user from Ohio has one hell of a closet full of dark secrets.

“The Education Department started an investigation into how Ohio State University officials handled complaints against a doctor accused of sexually abusing athletes. The case also alleges Republican Rep. Jim Jordan turned a blind eye as the coach https://t.co/1h8KIA1E4b”

How can you tell?
17/08/2018

How can you tell?

“It feels like he’s malfunctioning”

17/08/2018

Retweeted Travis Allen 🌊 ():

BREAKING: The Pentagon may delay Trump’s outrageous military parade originally scheduled for November to next year.

RT and like if you agree this is a VICTORY FOR ALL AMERICANS!!!

Retweeted Kevin Gannon ():Hi there-Civil War historian here. So, uh...this is really, really far from "The Truth." Got a...
17/08/2018

Retweeted Kevin Gannon ():

Hi there-Civil War historian here. So, uh...this is really, really far from "The Truth." Got a minute? /1 https://t.co/p0p714upiy

“The truth...”

No one matches the queen but  might turn out to be a significant   artist for America's democracy
17/08/2018

No one matches the queen but might turn out to be a significant artist for America's democracy

“I need much more and much less Omarosa in my timeline.”

17/08/2018

Retweeted Major General (ret) Paul Eaton ():

Admirals and Generals - if you don’t follow Admiral McRaven’s example in his condemnation of you align with America’s most disgraceful President. Close ranks with McRaven. Continue to execute your oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.

17/08/2018

Retweeted Bill Kristol ():

I have no problem with the president attending the commemoration of the end of WWI in Paris on Nov. 11th. In fact his being there can remind us of the fallacies of America First and of the virtues of the American-led post-1945 alliance system that has prevented another world war.

Who shat this cretin grifter out?
17/08/2018

Who shat this cretin grifter out?

“We have been duped into viewing politicians as royalty when our Founders intended them to be only temp public servants. Complaints is not “presidential” are because he acts like one of us-exactly why our Founders fought in Rev War to win independence from royalty”

Retweeted Rick Wilson ():What part of irony escapes you?Oh. Wait.All of it. https://t.co/bUY91HD7Qt
17/08/2018

Retweeted Rick Wilson ():

What part of irony escapes you?

Oh. Wait.

All of it. https://t.co/bUY91HD7Qt

“We have been duped into viewing politicians as royalty when our Founders intended them to be only temp public servants. Complaints is not “presidential” are because he acts like one of us-exactly why our Founders fought in Rev War to win independence from royalty”

17/08/2018

Retweeted Barry R McCaffrey ():

On MSNBC Sat 18 Aug 2 pm ET. Discuss Trump revocation of critic Brennan and others security clearances. ADM McRaven response principled. He is a legend of integrity, courage, and dedication to the Armed Forces. Fear POTUS is unraveling.

Retweeted The Guardian ():Can Turkey rewrite the rulebook for crises in emerging markets? https://t.co/LCowRbpIhP
17/08/2018

Retweeted The Guardian ():

Can Turkey rewrite the rulebook for crises in emerging markets? https://t.co/LCowRbpIhP

By rejecting the conventional approach, Erdoğan risks greater trouble – and not just for Turkey

17/08/2018

Retweeted CBS News ():

The Senate unanimously passed a resolution affirming that "the press is not the enemy of the people" while condemning "attacks on the institution of the free press" https://t.co/R63NrsRlRf https://t.co/G5CN1Fxslj

He's about 40-50 IQ points from being either. Clinton had a consensual affair, he didn't conspire with Russia, our foe. ...
17/08/2018

He's about 40-50 IQ points from being either. Clinton had a consensual affair, he didn't conspire with Russia, our foe. He didn't try to thwart and our democracy.

“The idea gaining currency on the right is that Trump can be Bill Clinton, not Richard Nixon https://t.co/0UYlftpRda”

17/08/2018

Retweeted Hardball ():

According to Vanity Fair, President Trump is so angered by the book that he "told advisers that he wants Attorney General Jeff Sessions to have Manigault Newman arrested."
https://t.co/mQNRFByK8Q

I loath Trump and think he's a criminal who should've been imprisoned long ago. But the Chinese need to be kept in check...
17/08/2018

I loath Trump and think he's a criminal who should've been imprisoned long ago. But the Chinese need to be kept in check for military strategic reasons. Trump is the last person I want handling that job but someone has to.

“Tariffs are bad for farmers. Tariffs are bad for families. Tariffs are bad for the economy. We need Devin Nunes to do more. -AJ https://t.co/ZtZOV1D4S3”

Retweeted Rachel Maddow MSNBC ():Significant development -- 3 Senate Dems say they have new evidence SCOTUS nominee Bret...
17/08/2018

Retweeted Rachel Maddow MSNBC ():

Significant development --

3 Senate Dems say they have new evidence SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh was not truthful under oath in 2006 confirmation.

This is the kind of thing that would be the end of the road in the Senate for many nominees to even minor jobs. But for SCOTUS? https://t.co/8Db4RLXgZr

“BREAKING NEWS From , Senator Leahy, And : Documents Indicate That Kavanaugh Misled Senate; Make Them Public https://t.co/F01d23wMf7”

17/08/2018

Retweeted Tony Posnanski ():

Trump’s military parade-

92 million

Coat to fix Flint water problem plus give 3083 homeless veterans a 1,000 a year place to live for a year each-

92 million

Just in case you were curious how selfish and absurd our president is.

What goes around comes around but not always back to the jackass it should. Karma is hit and miss.
17/08/2018

What goes around comes around but not always back to the jackass it should. Karma is hit and miss.

“Karma is not a thing. I figured it out. It’s just not.”

Retweeted Newsweek ():Under Trump, CEO pay soars while employee wages decrease—and tax cuts could make gap even bigger h...
17/08/2018

Retweeted Newsweek ():

Under Trump, CEO pay soars while employee wages decrease—and tax cuts could make gap even bigger https://t.co/ASEAJBPaX1 https://t.co/rUwVKgtTOF

Chief executives earned 312 times more than the average employee during Trump's first year in office.

17/08/2018

Retweeted Los Angeles Times ():

A dozen former U.S. intelligence chiefs signed a harshly worded letter in support of former CIA Director John Brennan, blasting Trump's 'deeply regrettable' move https://t.co/CNTyG1Mf5A https://t.co/Gs5IQdq7RK

17/08/2018

Retweeted Andrea Mitchell ():

List of former CIA and other agency officials supporting and criticizing Trump decision includes Webster, Tenet, Hayden, Panetta, Petraeus, Goss, Clapper, Kappes, McLaughlin, Morell, Haines, Cohen - bipartisan, military and civilian

Then you must hate your     of a father who   with America’s foe. That’s prison worthy disloyalty. The   sure knew how t...
17/08/2018

Then you must hate your of a father who with America’s foe. That’s prison worthy disloyalty. The sure knew how to deal with , didn’t they, Eric?

“I truly hate disloyal people”

Trump might try a coup. A military coup against Trump is unnecessary; only one man needs to be neutralized—as I begged t...
17/08/2018

Trump might try a coup. A military coup against Trump is unnecessary; only one man needs to be neutralized—as I begged the and to do 2.5 years ago.

“I wonder if Trump’s senility could lead to a military takeover of the government.”

Retweeted Preet Bharara ():This is something https://t.co/QpZtbshDOJ
17/08/2018

Retweeted Preet Bharara ():

This is something https://t.co/QpZtbshDOJ

“Eleven former CIA chiefs and one former DNI head - who have served under GOP and Democratic presidents - issue joint statement tonight raising alarms at Trump’s move to strip Brennan of his security clearance, calling it “an attempt to stifle free speech.””

I had a hard time peeling my eyes away from this
17/08/2018

I had a hard time peeling my eyes away from this

“ ...

He’s punishing people America counts on in time of serious crisis for exercising their 1st amendment rights. Thank God Y...
17/08/2018

He’s punishing people America counts on in time of serious crisis for exercising their 1st amendment rights. Thank God YOU don’t have clearance, . WE WANT THEM TO BE INFORMED WHEN TNE S**T HITS THE FAN!!

“ Please explain how he no longer has freedom of speech? Those of us without clearance don't have free speech? ”

He’s punishing people America counts on in time of serious crisis for exercising their 1st amendment rights. Thank God Y...
17/08/2018

He’s punishing people America counts on in time of serious crisis for exercising their 1st amendment rights. Thank God YOU don’t have clearance, .

“ Please explain how he no longer has freedom of speech? Those of us without clearance don't have free speech? ”

17/08/2018

Retweeted Jake Tapper ():

12 former senior intelligence officials, Ds & Rs, write to object to POTUS stripping Brennan of security clearance as an “attempt to stifle free speech...We have never before seen the approval or removal of security clearances used as a political tool, as was done in this case” https://t.co/loiX0rW7bd

Retweeted Gen Michael Hayden ():Proud to sign https://t.co/K9zWaXVmit
17/08/2018

Retweeted Gen Michael Hayden ():

Proud to sign https://t.co/K9zWaXVmit

“12 former senior intelligence officials, Ds & Rs, write to object to POTUS stripping Brennan of security clearance as an “attempt to stifle free speech...We have never before seen the approval or removal of security clearances used as a political tool, as was done in this case””

After you listen to Aretha’s greatest hits, take a few minutes to play her beautiful Beatles covers: https://t.co/ZTJtZs...
17/08/2018

After you listen to Aretha’s greatest hits, take a few minutes to play her beautiful Beatles covers: https://t.co/ZTJtZs630z via

Including the funkiest version of “Eleanor Rigby” you can imagine.

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