03/01/2015
Is it true..???
just fun
Is it true..???
Hostel student 2 his friend: "yaar dhoka ho
gya.."
Friend-"kya ho gya??"
Student-"bhai kitab k paise mangvaaye the,
gharwalo ne kitabe he bhej di.. :D XD..
When I Was a KID ~
P***Y Meant a CAT
S*X Meant GENDER
BITCH Was a FEMALE DOG
DICK Was a NAME of a cartoon film,
BANG Was a SOUND
RUBBER Was Nothin But an ERASER
ASS Was An ANIMAL
C**K was murga
SCREW was Just a Fixing TOOL
HEAD Meant a Part of BODY
BALLS Meant a Round TOY
& then....
I met you all, my friends,....
meri poore Education ki maa behen ho
gayi.....
hit like if u relate dis..
If u dont fight fir what you want. Dont cry for what you lost.
Teacher:Water ka formula batao
Student:H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4 -+AlCl3+NaOH+HNO3+H2SO4+HCl+ -CO2
Teacher:Ye kya hai?
Student:Sir ye Municipality ka pani hai..! :) :)
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f**k off luv n feelings...
true story must read...
MUST READ
This is not a real story of a young college
girl who
passed away last month
in Hyderabad . Her name was Saba. She was
hit by a
truck.
She worked in a call centre. She had a boy
friend
named Shahrukh... true lovers... They always
used
talk for hrs on phone. You could never see
her without
her headphone. In fact she also changed
her lines
from Reliance to Airtel, so both of them
could be on the
same network, and save the cost.
She spent half of the day talking with
Shahrukh.
Saba's family knew about their relationship.
Shahrukh
was very close 2 Saba's family.. Before she
passed away
she told her friends "If I pass away please
burn me with my
headphone" she also said the same thing to
her
parents.
After her death, people cudnt carry her
body, A lot of them
tried to do so but still couldn't , everybody
tried to carry
the body, the result was still the same.
Eventually,
they had 2 called a person, who spoke 2
soul of dead person...
He took a stick and started speaking to the
dead soul
slowly.
After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses
something here." Then her
friends told the person about her wish to
burn
her with her phone...
they then opened the grave box and placed
her phone &
sim card inside the casket. then finally they
tried carrying
the body. It was easily lifted and so they put
it into the van easily.
Everyone were shocked. Saba's parents did
not inform
Shahrukh that Saba had passed away.
After 2 weeks Shahrukh called Saba's
mom.....
Shahrukh :...."Aunty, I'm coming home
today. Cook
something nice for me.
Dont tell saba that I'm coming home today, I
wanna
surprise her."
Her mother replied..... "You come home
first, V wanna
tell you
something very important."
After he came, they told him the truth
about Saba.
Shahrukh thought, they were all fooling
him. He laughed and
said "dont try to fool me - tell Saba to come
out,
i have a gift for her. Please stop this
nonsense".
Then they showed him the original death
certificate.
They gave him proof to make him believe.
(Shahrukh
started to sweat) He
said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She
still
calls me.
Shahrukh was shaking..
Suddenly, Shahrukh's phone rang. "see this
is from
saba, see this...."
he showed the phone to saba's family. all of
them
told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker
mode.
All of them heard his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.
It is the actual voice of Saba & there is no
way
others could use her
sim card since it was nailed.
Inside the grave box, they were so shocked
and called
for the same person
(who spoke 2 souls of deal person) help
again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.
He & his master
worked for 5 hours.
Then they discovered one thing which really
shocked
them.....>
>
Airtel has the best coverage.
Where ever you go, our network follows!!!
Don't shout on me I am also looking for the
person who
Has sent me this post.... so what you can
do...you
should also SHARE this post to all your
nears and
dears...and enjoy... :D —
my father said when i was born i cried & world rejoice. He told me that wen u wil die world wil cry & u rejoice. This sentance says u do such a good job after death ur name live 4ever...
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