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23/02/2022

T.H.E. BREAKING NEWS
NICKELSON DIME V AND VI ARE NOW OFFICIALLY CONSIDERED MISSING PEOPLE.
Officially confirmed today at 2:22pm. Detective Constable D. Nile of the Capital City PD and the Dime Estate house staff released confirmation that the president of T.H.E. Television Network, Nickelson Dime V (49), and the T.H.E. Corporation CEO, Nick Dime VI (14) have been both reported missing today.
Only discovered February 14th by the mother of Dime VI. "I was fed up with the little bastard for only being able to communicate by video chat, and I demanded him to join me for dinner," said his mother. "I will not have him grown up like his father," referring to Nickelson Dime IV, who is currently serving a twelve-year sentence for pirating analog, and digital airwaves.
When her son missed another dinner, she went to his room and after no response, she attempted to break open the door. At that moment, the Dime Emergency A.I. warned that any attempts to break into the private chambers of any Nickelson Dime will be seen as an attempt for corporate espionage.
Moments later, every communication device on the estate had Master Nickelson Dime VI responding that he is safe and working on something big, requesting for his mother to relax and have some tea.
It would be followed seconds later by Nickelson Dime V's message of safety which the family had ignored, except for Elmira Muck, House Manager. "If it wasn't for DV's glitch, we never would have caught it. That's when I shouted that both video messages had exactly the same wording."
Master Dime's request for his mother to relax was exact in words and rhythm as Nickelson Dime V's request.
"DV's a schmuck and doesn't know the word work if it fell from the ceiling and—" Muck blessed herself and looked up to the ceiling. "Rip his mother," Muck she called out leaving the conversation in tears.
Samatha Dime passed away a couple of years ago at the age of 90.
Currently, the Capital City Police have an ongoing investigation.
B. Day, R. Ewich, R. Sole, and other T.H.E. Corporation Executives are a few of the many suspects.

By Christy Alces
T.H.E. NEWS Staff Writer

14/02/2022

It is a very sad day.
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09/02/2022

A Futurama revival has been ordered at Hulu with most of the original cast returning for a new 20-episode season. https://bit.ly/3HEqlx3

A Futurama revival has been ordered at Hulu with most of the original cast returning for a new season.

04/02/2022

Trek Culture Presents: Ups and Downs
Nickelodeon's Star Trek Prodigy

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The frontier is waiting. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds premieres May 5 only on Paramount+

01/02/2022

DOUG JONES:
That’s a wrap on HOCUS POCUS 2!!!
“Billy” will see you this October 2022 on your Disney+ !!

31/01/2022

Ken Forsse: Come Dream With Me Tonight
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31/01/2022

Watch Luke Toki and his guests: Ben Driebergen, Nick Wison, and Dirty Harry as they assess Australian Survivor

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24/01/2022

The story of Ken Forsse, the creator of Teddy Ruxpin.
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22/01/2022

Directed by filmmaker F. Gary Gray, “The Call” features Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige and Kendrick Lamar for an epic Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halfti...

07/01/2022

My 11-year-old self has returned...
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04/01/2022

This is my newest venture. Over the past 6 years I’ve competed on three hugely popular and successful reality tv shows shown around the globe.I’ve given my f...

24/12/2021

IT'S NOW TIME FOR...
READ US A CHRISTMAS STORY
The Night Before Christmas
Read by STIFLER'S MOM
Jennifer Coolidge
Thank you Netflix

Snuggle up by the fire kids! It's story time with Single All the Way's Jennifer Coolidge as she reads "The Night Before Christmas" for our listening and view...

07/12/2021

Based on the classic tale by Robert May, a reindeer with a glowing nose saves Christmas by guiding Santa's sleigh through a storm.
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Director: Max Fleischer

12/10/2021

An upcoming series of Specials coming to you in 2022.

"Shh, Don't Tell Nick!"

A look back into Nickelodeon's past from the original content creators. Isn't that a scary thought?
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The toilet humour, the opposite sketches, the show that made you understand the world today.

Wait, I've just been told...
"...it's not about Nickelodeon and more about the Nick Dime's Family line."

"Ugh, It's always ABOOT the Canuck side of THE Television Network."

25/09/2021

Talks are underway with the show's original cast for a new movie on Paramount+, plus another wolf-y series is in the works.

25/09/2021

'Big Bang Theory' alum Melissa Rauch, who also executive produces, and original series star John Larroquette will head the cast.

10/06/2021

He-Man is coming...
July 23rd, 2021
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From Executive Producer Kevin Smith, comes an epic story that picks up where the 80’s series left off and brings the power of Grayskull back to the world.Par...

19/05/2021

Miss Take is still having glitches connecting to Facebook videos.

19/05/2021

We finally upgraded the
T.H.E. System Software.
Beware of Bugs

01/05/2021

T.H.E. Television Network presents... "An Online Store"

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THE-TV-Network is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

29/04/2021

SUBSCRIBE to T.H.E. Anime Network ► https://bit.ly/3e19isY

T.H.E. Anime Network (Sub/Dub Channel) is a universal television network that is part of the T.H.E. Media Group, a unit of the T.H.E. Virgo Local Group Media...

28/04/2021

OH NO... We're launching another channel.
T.H.E. ANIME NETWORK and we're doing it with CHOBITS!

Please consider subscribing and 👍 the video...
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22/04/2021

NDV - Hey Miss Take!
MT - Yes, Mr. President, how can I as-sss-sit you today?
NDV - WHAT'S WITH THESE BOXES?
MT - It was a Jiffy Genie delivery, said it was wished for.
NDV - No one in their right mind would ever want this. Get rid of it. First, come...
MT - First slap? If only I had hands.
NDV - What was that Miss Take?
MT - Naw thing...

20/04/2021

NDV - Hey Miss Take...
MT - Yes, Mr. President, how can I as-sss-sit you today?
NDV - I see your programming has been updated...
MT - I missed that, could you repeat your request?
NDV - I want you to get a hold of that smart as... errr... the smart talented kid that grampy hired decades ago, I heard he's a Doctor now.
MT - Which one? There are just so many.
NDV - So many talented... kids? Who are you kidding? No, no, I'm talking about that book kid...
MT - Book kid, sir?
NDV - or maybe he had something to do with paper? I don't remember the name, just get me the details, I need his expertise.
MT - Does this have anything to do with that donut cushion you are sitting on?
NDV - You just never mind about that. Just. Get. Me. The. Info.
MT - Searching... I've cross-referenced our 500+ series with 'doctor' and though there are many results if I remove those in child psychology we are left with two, a neuroscientist who is an actress for one of our past writers and an Adam Reid. Mr. Reid is from your grandfather's experimental slime show who plays a 'Dr. Will Drake' on a digital series about the making of a Hospital Show.
NDV - READ A BOOK! That's the kid... Adam Read.
MT - Sir, it's not even spelled.. oh, never mind. I will call one or all of the doctors, in the meantime, watch Adam Reid in the Hospital Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjc-omb_evY&list=PLpbw-1xAjYxmk2FcjcRFGwehoDwid8NZJ&ab_channel=HospitalShow

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'Activism through comedy': Alanis Morissette on n**e suits, censorship, and facing her fears.

via CBC

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Christine reads from the book of Etiquette but Ross wants Christine to read the producers of the show's Book of Manners.