30/09/2023
Cassper Nyovest walks into a London bank and requests to see the loan officer. He mentions that he's heading to Europe for two weeks on business and requires a £5,000 loan. The bank officer requests some form of security, and Cassper Nyovest hands over the keys to his brand new £250,000 Bentley, stating that the car is parked on the street outside with all the necessary documentation.
The bank officer agrees to use the Bentley as collateral for the loan. After Cassper Nyovest departs, the loan officer, the bank's president, and their colleagues share a good laugh about someone using a £250,000 car as collateral for a £5,000 loan. An employee then drives the Bentley into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, Cassper Nyovest returns, repaying the £5,000 along with £15.41 in interest. The loan officer asks, "Sir, we couldn't help but wonder. We discovered during your absence that you are a multimillionaire. Why would you need to borrow £5,000?"
Cassper Nyovest replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"
