All kenyan crazy page

02/11/2015

31/08/2015

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/25/sports/kenyan-runners-find-their-success-is-no-longer-free-of-scrutiny.html?_r=0

Kenyans swept the men’s 3,000-meter steeplechase at the world track and field championships on Monday, but allegations of doping are said to be taking a toll on national pride.

28/04/2012

Kenya needs a change

24/04/2012

Please invite your friends :) http://www.facebook.com/pages/p/132995166766267?sk=app_243996819014615

17/03/2012

The govt makes the law and breaks it @ the same tym. Bt if am promised to get a good job i dnt care abt the next election

10/03/2012

Machakos bus terminal multiple bomb blast kills 3 and injures 21

07/03/2012

Why does the DVD remote have an eject button and i have to wake up and change the disk. . Its lyk a fridge with a remote

28/02/2012

The worst thing is if you were born tomorrow. .29th feb. . Coz u wil celebrate ur next birthday 4yrs 4m nw

27/02/2012

Today.
The teacher pointed me with a ruler and said that at the end of the ruler there is an idiot. . . I got suspended for asking which end

22/02/2012

2nite on The Dilemma, I wana take a trip 2 Zimbabwe, wea a man has impregnated his mother and has declared he will marry her!! Madness!!

18/02/2012

The early bird catchs the worm . .. The early worm is catched by the early bird. . . What r u the bird or worm

14/02/2012

in about 9 months, the earth's population will increase exponentially.........and for what? just because someone wanted to reward another person for bringing roses and a box of chocolate...............

02/02/2012

FACEBOOK STORY:-Add as friend -> Approve ->Write something on wall ->Intro -> Everyday chatting -> Ask phone number -> Messaging -> Calling -> Meeting -> Express love -> Make relationship status -> Hangout -> Misunderstanding -> Fight -> Break up -> Unfriend -> Block
tHe EnD

26/01/2012

Uhuru to remain the deputy prime minister according to the constitution

23/01/2012

1. WILLIAM SAMOEI RUTO..........................A2. UHURU MUIGAI KENYATTA......................- A3. FRANCIS KIRIMI MUTHAURA...................- A4. JOSHUA ARAP SANG..............................- A5. HENRY KIPRONO KOSGEI........................- D+6. MOHAMED ALI.......................................-D+
Waliofuzu wataendelea na masomo yao kwa chuo kikuu cha Hague mwakani

23/01/2012

that was a true genocide in kenya bt i support mutula kilonzo waz the best

21/01/2012

It's Game 7 of the Euro cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the arsenal vs man u and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Euro Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."5

21/01/2012

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

21/01/2012

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

21/01/2012

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

21/01/2012

A woman walks into a mat carring a baby
the tout says that the ugliest child i ever seen
the woman sits next to a man in the backsit and tells the man
that tout insulted me
the man replies
go ask him why he insulted while i hold ur monkey

19/01/2012

Notice
chama cha wezi kenya kinatangaza mgomo wa wezi mashikitiko yao ikiwa wanataka siku za mwizi ziongezewe kutoka 40 mpaka 80
gdmorning

17/01/2012

My huz said i need some space so i locked him out

via shiruwazimu

17/01/2012

Mpango ya kando
naskia your huz just got a phd on marrige he wasnt satisfied by the marrige certificate.

12/01/2012

Why do politician have to come clear to the public about there health status when they are out of danger and hence they have taken medication out of country

09/01/2012

K.C.P.E
Kisii Cant Pass Exam

08/01/2012

The craziest questiön
when running in a race u pass number two what number will u be

07/01/2012

An 8yr old kid saw the mother in bed with another man and at dinner tabble the kid said"dad do you know what mom was doing today?"Dad said "No I don't know, but tell me son!".Kid " she was doing wat you and the maid were doing when mommywent shopping!"

05/01/2012

at first i thout she was an amry office coz of the word gun. . . A woman in power is hazard to the community

05/01/2012

Girl: What's the Price of that Red Dress?
Hawker: Shs 1500 /-
Girl: Uuuwi! (expensive)..!!..
Girl: And that Pink one?
Hawker: Uuuwi + Uuuwi ....(yaani Thao Tatu)

05/01/2012

Being so broke hadi home ya fb yako iko locked

04/01/2012

Updating statu on bus stop and it sucks coz students have clawmud