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29/08/2019

What are you people upto at ??

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19/02/2014

Silly trees, that's not even how you reproduce!
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13/02/2014

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19/01/2014

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20/12/2013

Its illegal to own 6 or more di**os in texas

20/12/2013

Buksveger is a swedish word for a person you have already had s*x with

20/12/2013

The legal age of consent to have s*x in argentina is 12

20/12/2013

The mallard duck is the only animal who reproduces exclusively by gang r**e and have been known to partake in homos*xual necrophilla

20/12/2013

People who ma******te more are more are less likely to be depressed

15/12/2013

Cypridophobia is the fear of prostitutes

15/12/2013

The middle finger originated in ancient greece as a symbol dor a**l in*******se

21/11/2013

The word F**K can be used as an adverb, verb, adjective, command, and noun - Logically it can be used almost anywhere in a sentence..

21/11/2013

There is a specie of cactus known as the "D***O CACTUS"

28/10/2013

No matter what
Just Smile NOW in front of all ...
Cry LATER when you're alone.....
:)

-♥Rj♥

11/09/2013

the best way to relax your mind after a breakup or fight wid ur lover is???

1) search for a better girl/boy
2) flirt with random girls/boys
3) Drinking alcohol
4) spending time with family
5) smoke
6) hang out with frnds
7) listening to emo songs
8) staying busy with stuff
9) getting physically intimated with someone else
10) watching movies

29/08/2013

According To A Study. 70 Percent Of Men Don’t Know How To Wear A Condom Properly. Do You Know What Such Men Are Called? Daddy

27/08/2013

Who's ur fav. comedian?
;)
:)
:D
:P
B)

-♥Rj♥

27/08/2013

Good morning...
Kaise hooo duniyawalooo?
>
Arey...
Market me naya admin aaya hai....
Swagat nahi karoge humara? ;) :P
>
~_~ :D :D :P

♥Rj♥

24/08/2013

Sari ki Sari Ladkiya Mar Jao..
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Mujh Pe :p :D

-Jazz

24/08/2013

She: Jungle hai aadhi rat
hai lagne lga hai dar. . .
Me :
Aaja meri baaho me,
soja rakh ke sar. . . . .
She : Kamine, isi ka hai dar! :v

-Jazz

24/08/2013

Pappu darwaze ki bell bjane ki
koshish kr Rha tha..
1 buzurg ne dekha or bell bajadi
or bola:" Beta Aur Kuch.. ??
Pappu:" Ab bhag buddhe Pata nhi
kis ka ghar hai... :p

-Jazz

23/08/2013

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil
kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
Khud uthkar apne hath se
Pani p*e lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko
salaam. :p

-Jazz

23/08/2013

Larkiy0.... . . . . . .
Jb Phnsna nai h0ta t0 Hnsti q h0.... ;) 3:)

-Jazz

22/08/2013

Aaj tum ne Phone par sirf 1
ghanta bat ki,
Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se k*m
Bat hi nahi ki.
BETI: "Papa, ye wrong numbr tha" :p

-Jazz

22/08/2013

Hatts off to Postman \m/
Barish ho rahi thi..
Chhutti k Din bi Postman bheeg
chuka tha....
Mene pucha ki aaj apki chhutti
naihe...
He indicated toward the bag full
of rakhis & replied
"Itni kalaiyan Rakhi k Bina reh
jaengi to achi nai lagengi"
~~~~~~@~~~~~~
1 Like for Postman

-Jazz

22/08/2013

Tum hi ho...
bas tum hi ho...
Sare fasaad ki jadh ab tum hi ho...
Meri jaan :) :D

-Jazz