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Hi guys, I want to use this very opportunity to thank each of every one of you for making my day special yesterday, I appreciate you guys for your support, messages, prayers, and gifts during my birthday,
It was awesome yesterday!
God bless you All
How to go shopping in Nigeria now.......
1. Check your BP first, if it’s high, do something about it before you go for that shopping.
2. Put Bitter Kola in your mouth, because the price of things will turn your stomach.
3. Carry a bottle of cold water along, because once you see price, heat will come all over you.
4. Make sure the song, ‘IT IS WELL…’ do not leave your lips because you need that assurance.
5. You see that market list they taught us to write before going to the market, don’t bother writing or taking it along, you will get ängrý over that list.
6. Make sure you maintain a 2meters gap from the next person, because if you mistakenly step on that person, be ready for a transferred ǎggřęşșǐøņ.
7. If you are at an open market, you see that Meat Man, Iya Garri, Fish Seller, Tomatoes Seller, ehen, try not to get on their nerves. If not, their insults will wake your ancestors up.
With these few points of mine, I hope you have a good shopping.
At this point, you can add yours too DEEP.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF
What's the problem with my Destiny Helper,
Why the delay
Na still the fuel price??
No let me locate you by myself OOO😁😅
Police arrest couple trying to s£|| two-year-old s0n to fund Canada trip
Operatives of the Lagos State Police Command have arrested a couple (name withheld) attempting to s£|| their two-year-old s0n to travel to Canada.
The command’s spokesperson, SP Benjamin Hundeyin, confirmed this to the News Agency of Nigeria on Thursday in Lagos.
Hundeyin said that the couple, aged 28 and 22, were apprehended on Tuesday while trying to s£|| their child off.
He stated that around 2.45 p.m. on Tuesday, the Isolo Divisional Police Officer received information that the couple went to Isolo General Hospital and expressed their intention to s£|| their baby boy.
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16yr old popular content creator ROLEX splashes 😅😅😅on a brand new Lexus 350 jeep!
Congratulations Roro!!🎉🎂🎊. I tap from ur grace!
Men do not benefit much from marriage!!!
1. He is 72 years old.
2. He has retired from active service.
3. He worked all his life to raise his children.
4. He deprived himself of life's pleasures to pay for expensive school fees and living expenses for his children abroad.
5. They are now well-off in Europe, Australia, and America.
6. His wife, aged 62, has relocated to live with their children.
7. He remains alone back in Nigeria.
8. His children barely call him.
9. He has to start life all over again as a bachelor.
10. He struggles with high blood pressure and other ailments associated with old age.
11. How much longer will he survive alone?
12. This is the reality for most working-class monogamous men: their old age is often lonely and, in many cases, sad.
13. No matter how good the man is, women tend to love their children more than their husbands. The older he gets, the less use they seem to have for him.
14. So, what do men truly benefit from marriage?
15. They sacrifice so much but receive little recognition for their hard work, while the woman seems to reap all the benefits.
It’s a man’s world they say but for the women and children in reality.
Dear men, this could be your situation in the next few decades. What are you doing about it?
What is your retirement plan?
Care for your self as much as you fend for your family. Love yourself.
God bless you.
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My Wife’s Salary Was a Mystery Until I discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth. In 2021 she told me her salary was $9500 and then two years later, when she got promoted, I asked about her salary and she said, “Oh these people, don’t mind them. They added only $1500 to my old salary" Because of her meager salary, I’ve taken up so many responsibilities in the house without complaint. I pay for utilities and pay for food. I pay the fees of our two kids, clothe them, and take care of their medical bills. When my wife sends me a grocery list, she adds sanitary pads. She buys dresses and clothes, comes to show them to me, and asks me to pay for them. She started talking about a car when our second child came in. Things weren’t good on my side so I asked her to give me some time. She said, “I’ve saved something. I can add it to what you have so you pay me when your money comes.”
I agreed and took that money from her, topped it up to get her a car. For three months my ears never had rest. She would wake up at dawn and ask me to pay what I owed her. I got tired and paid the money when I didn’t have much in my account.
One evening, I turned my laptop on and saw a lot of emails. I checked and it was my wife’s email that had been opened. I asked her, “Did you use my laptop?” She answered, “Yeah I was checking something.” I told her, “Then you didn’t log out.” She answered, “I forgot. Please log out for me.”
I was about to log out when something caught my attention. I saw a mail with the subject, “January Payslip.” I opened and started going through. When I saw her gross salary, I was shocked. $74,734
And this girl has been crying poverty?
I went through the details. That night I couldn’t sleep. I was angry. I felt let down. I felt cheated. I felt played. We’ve been married for six good years and my wife earned that much without my knowledge? How much she earned didn’t bother me a lot than what she was using that money for. I decided not to talk immediately but rather do a little bit of investigation.
All my life I’ve held the view that it wasn’t right for anyone to go through their partner’s phone. It’s an invasion of privacy and it breeds mistrust in the relationship but that night, going through her phone was the only way to find out what I was looking for.
I started with her best friend. Nothing much was found. Her family had a Whatsapp group. I read the messages there. I got few hints. I went through the chat with her father and that was when I realized my wife had bought a piece of land and had started building. Her father was in charge of the project. He had sent photos of the various stages of the building. At some point, her father said, “Thank you for helping out your brother. He would have been home had it not been you.”
She has only one brother, her senior brother. I went to look for the chat between them. Her senior brother lost his job and was home doing nothing so my wife bought him a car to use for Uber. Every week, her brother rendered an account and they split the money. From all indications, my wife was doing well for herself while she plays poor so she could rely on my salary. Why would she do that? I thought I was being a supportive husband so my wife could be proud of the man she married. When we bought land, it was her name and my name that appeared on the land title. That car I bought for her with a loan from her bears her name. I didn’t mind. I believed what’s hers was also mine.
The next morning she realized I wasn’t looking well. I was boiling on the inside but looking for a good opportunity to start the conversation. When I calmed down a little, I asked her, “So why would you do that to me?”
She asked, “What have I done?”
I answered, “You bought land, you never told me. You started building on it, you never told me. When are you going to tell me?”
She was shocked.
She asked, “Who told you all that?”
I said, “Your father did.” She stood quiet for a while.
She asked, “Why would my father tell you all that? What were you people talking about”
I said, “I don’t know. You can ask him.”
We left it there. Some minutes later she came to me with her phone: “My father wants to talk to you.” The phone was already on a loudspeaker. His father was clearly angry.
He asked, almost shouting, “You said I told you my daughter has a building, Where did I say that and when?”
I asked, “Is it not true that my wife has a building project going on that you’re supervising?”
He asked me, “I told you that?”
I asked, “Is it true or not?” After the back and forth I told them, “I read your messages last night. I saw the pictures. I read the various budget you had sent to my wife. I read the confirmation of the money receipts that you sent her. You’re a man. Would you be happy if your wife does this to you?”
He started fumbling. He started apologizing saying he thought I was aware....
My wife stood there motionless, didn’t know what to say. When her father hung up, I told her everything I knew, from her salary to the car she bought for her brother. I said, “Yet, even your sanitary pad, I buy them. You think I’m a fool? You’ll use your money to acquire your own properties and live on mine because you’re my wife? I hear. We’ll see.”
Trust was lost. Love was broken. We had to find a new way of living our lives going forward. Her father called me every morning and evening apologizing for everything and sometimes taking up the blame so I didn’t have to blame his daughter.
I told him, “The emotional state I’m in right now, it would be hard to think straight or think forgiveness. Just give me space.”
Three days later, they were in our house. The father, the mother, and the senior brother. They came to apologize.
“Don’t let this break up the beautiful marriage you both have. If nothing at all, consider the kids and be lenient in your judgment.”
I listened to them. My position was still the same. “I need time to clear my mind. Just leave me alone to think.”
From last month to this moment that I’m writing this, my wife had changed totally. She doesn’t ask for money but the house is being run smoothly. She has started paying for things she never paid for but that doesn’t move me. She has taught me a very great lesson and I’m taking it seriously. That in everything, I have to look out for myself and my family first.
Last she told me, “If you want us to change the names on those properties, we can do so.”
Guess whose name is on the property…her father’s name.”
I told her, “You don’t need to change anything. They are yours. You suffered for them so you can decide what you want to do with them.”
The land I bought has our names. I’m selling it and take my money back. The car she’s driving has her name. I put a for-sale sticker on it some weeks ago. She agreed she’ll pay for the car. I’ve given her two months to pay up or I sell it and take my money. She’s getting the message and I’m glad. Each one for himself, God for us all. She keeps asking if I’m going to leave her. I keep telling her I won’t but if she wants a divorce, I will gladly give her. I’m not going to leave the marriage. I would give us some time to heal and see what may happen but when it comes to money, I’ve taken the lesson she taught me through her actions...
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GOV OTTI RECEIVES FORMER IMO GOVERNOR IHEDIOHA
Abia State Governor, Dr. Alex Otti, OFR, on Sunday, received former Governor of Imo State, Rt. Hon. Emeka Ihedioha, who paid him a visit at his residence in Nvosi Isialangwa.
Ihedioha, former Deputy Speaker of Nigeria's House of Representatives, was on a private visit to the Abia Governor. After the welcome reception, Governor Otti and his visitor retired into a closed-door meeting.
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For Street work Naija dey learn…Indians and Chinko dey rent Full office register business take dey run level…
Dem fit even give you Work contract, Travel itinerary and you go believe say na Legit….
Men mount for Russia 🇷🇺 and Belarus 🇧🇾 when dey worry banks for Yankee…
Albanians and Romanians dem dey fear them wella there scores too much…
Men mount for London, New York, Istanbul, Moscow when dey on Millions for hard currency…..💷
But if you see them for club na for glass dem dey buy drink,
But The Pablo’s for my country na full bottle dem dey drink, Dey burn kidney, dey show for social media, making it easy for Ekelebe to mount them….
Once you reach abroad you go realize say for street Nigeria no even dey top 10…..
NA ONLY NOISE….COMPETITION……..
The real Pablo’s and El Chapo dey First world country….
Watch….Wolf of Wall Street and thank me later…..
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Dear men/woman
Don't be deceived.
Women don't change after marriage.
1% that might change because they love you isn't enough validation.
When you sense danger, run.
It's better to break 💔 her heart and go for the woman of your dream than to live a life of regret which will eventually end up either in divorce, Loss, early death or combination of all.
Break her heart now and go for what you want to avoid.....
1. I am me
2. You saw me the way I am and you married me
3. I don't like to pretend.
If she wants to change, she will change in her own before she meets you or before you begin dating.
A stitch in time saves 9.
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Yul edochie...
I have seen pain.
I have lived with pain.
Pain has taught me that life is temporary.
Pain has reminded me to love one another cos we won't be here forever.
Pain has taught me to celebrate each day of my life.
Pain has made me stronger.
What do you have to say about this?
What do have to say over this
For this life , have someone like FLAVOUR
Flavour met a pour blind orphan , he didn’t care about his country , he made him worthy to be called SON . Adopted him legally
Flavour met Odumeje,when everyone was just cruising with everything , he invited him home and decided to do a song with him and gave all the rights and earnings to him.
Flavour has never been in any beef with anyone , in fact when talking about any industry thing he is hardly involved unless it has to do with his music .
We pray you meet a Flavour that will bring Flavour in your life . We all deserve someone like Flavour
Some of you only show love to people you can benefit from . You ain’t showing love , you just investing reasons why when they are not grateful you start ranting .
So One Tin of Nan is 7,500 and you need like 2 in a week for a baby to feed well. That's 15,000 which is outside normal feeding money per week for a family of 4 or 3 let's say 20K or 25k depending on the economic ability of the woman.
So, a family of 5 (father mother and two children plus new baby) needs 40,000 per week. Multipied by 5 weeks is 200k.
Pampers nko ?
As you dey crave Love making better be craving money and mathematics. Don't birth children you can't raise upon ur financial capacity. NoBody will train your children for you.
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Fan has called out popular music singer Omaha lay
“ Water no get enemy , till you fall for Oshimiri “ . That line from my song is deep . I cried when I heard Junior Pope is gone . Most of the things we enjoy can kill us . Water is gentle , calm and peaceful but it took the life of our brother . Many
People who want to kill you first come as friends , any man the devil wants to poison , he makes him enjoy drinks . Pay attention to most of the things you enjoy, your downfall can easily come from there . Rip my brother “ Omah Lay
Omah Lay’s music is deep , his lines are not just ordinary .
Most of the things we enjoy have higher chances of killing us
Babe wey i dey knack dey enjoy , na she give me sugar sugar .
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I'm done with NOLLYWOOD I'm no longer an actor let me face my cøntênt carrier ,I will never act any møvie again,they have done many things to êl!m!n@te me but Gød keep me al!ve,i am the only ch!ld .
TC Okafor speaks 😢😢
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Pregnant Wife Files For Divorce After Her Husband buys a car for his Mother
Wife said; "I can't be carrying your baby and walking with my legs whiles your mom drives a car ..
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AGN
AGN suspends all movies involving riverine area and boat riding, bars actors from acting in any movie to be produced by Adanma Luke
Adanma is the producer of the movie that actor Junior Pope was featuring in before his untimely dEath. Late Jr Pope and four other crew members were riding on a boat leaving the movie location when they were involved in an accident on Wednesday, April 10
Ethiopia Airlines has reduced its fare from N1.9m to N680k to London, N400k below Air Peace.
I remember when MTN told us we can't buy Sim card below N35k until GLO came and brought it down to N2k then the same MTN sold Sim card for N100😁😁
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Menh... This thing no dey sweet again
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Indeed, what God can not do, does not Exist
Oyibo comedy wan use begging start the year🤔🤔🤔🤔
Happy new year guys
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I'm Tired of this Woman, how can I give 35k for just pleating of hair this weekend, 😡😡😡😡
This woman dey monitor me with CCTV
Which kind wahala be this😒😒
Which kind thing be this 😌🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hello guys my wife rejected to eat the food, because I told her to leave the kitchen for me after whole lot of delay, she did while cooking, I don't know what else to do😭😭😭😭
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Hello guys my wife rejected to eat the food, because I told her to leave the kitchen for me after whole lot of delay, she did while cooking, I don't know what else to do😭😭😭😭 #FamilyProblem
How can someone waste over 3hrs in cooking just a pot of soup Which kind thing be this 😡😡😡😡
I nearly Kpai this very talented mosquito today🤣🤣
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This school don tire me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need Ur advice, Pls like, comment and share🙏🙏
Thank God she knows oooo🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
No joke with me ooo Better send me my money in Peace 🤣🤣🤣😅
Me: After checking my balance this morning 😔😅
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