Long Cat Media

30/10/2024

We are so excited about this! We can't wait to have you solve your own mystery at the park.

Ladies, gentlemen and folks! We have a big announcement to make! To celebrate 5 years of Mockery Manor, we are launching a Kickstarter for...

MOCKERY MANOR: THE MURDER MYSTERY GAME.

The Kickstarter goes live on the 12th November; keep your eyes peeled for teasers every day until then.

We are so excited to bring this to you all.

29/10/2024

Out today! It’s the WHAM HaLloWeEeEeN special!

It’s time for a spooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Listen now wherever you get your pods.
🦛🦛🦛🦛

22/10/2024

Laurence’s GHOSTED print block is reaching the end of its lifespan, so these five prints will be the last. Link in the comments if you’d like a piece of handmade Long Cat art! 👇

22/10/2024

It’s MADAME MAGENTA: SONOS MYSTICA time!

S4E6 - CATCHING FLIES - out today!

The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded...
.. with ghosts. That's what we're getting at.

18/10/2024

Mockery Manor fans!
Jump in at S4 of Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica.
You don’t need to have heard the first three seasons to have a good time.
But don’t take our word for it - see what this person said on Apple Podcasts. 👇

15/10/2024

OUT TODAY on the Mockery Manor feed!

Long Cat Media presents a new Mockery Manor miniseries...

MOCKERY MINIS: TALES FROM THE MANOR

Mockery Minis is a series of narrated stories that delve into the history and wider lore of Mockery Manor - the theme park, the house, and the land.

The first episode, Misadventure at Mockery Lake, takes the listener back to the notorious UK heatwave of 1976. As with any summer season, the Lakehouse is packed with teenage horndogs, drinking, partying and getting in trouble. What happens when you want to get away from it all? How about a little midnight boating?

08/10/2024

Long Cat Media's spooky season is underway! A chilling new story has just landed on your Magenta Presents podcast feed...

FAMILIALARITY - by Ivan Wilkinson 🌊

"Who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves?" - Friedrich Nietzsche

(CWs: alcohol abuse, su***de, self-harm, grief)

22/09/2024

We’ve been a little quiet through the summer, but October is going to be a big month! All four of our active shows will have new episodes, with a new one each week. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 🦇🎃💀👻

01/09/2024

ATTN!
We have had a cancellation for our sold-out voice acting workshop at SOUNDYARD in Norwich on Sep 14th (Saturday).
If you would like to come along, there is one space now available!
Link in comments below.

30/08/2024

Out today on Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica!

S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

Magenta’s mother has arrived at Misty Moor Rectory, which means… the Coven is complete!

Out now in all the podcast places.

🌒🌕🌘

15/08/2024

New phone mic available! 📞☎️🎙️
Very nice green rotary, circa 1960s.
The colour of many 20th century bathrooms. 🛁
Buy it from the link in the comments!

12/08/2024

Lindsay and Laurence LongCat perform: White Rabbit (Jefferson Airplane) 🐇♥️☕️🧪🍄‍🟫

08/08/2024

Some of our favourite merch items you can buy today!

CATS TOTE BAG - £9.99
A delightful record-size eco-cotton tote bag, decorated with cats painted by Laurence & Lindsay LongCat. Colour em in yourself! Hours of fun.

MADAME MAGENTA'S PATENTED DECISION MAKER - £6.99
A staggeringly useful 2-sided device for making tough decisions a breeze. Comes with all the instructions from the pen of Magenta herself. And it's made of solid gold*!

MADAME MAGENTA'S ESOTERIC TEA TOWEL - £9.99 (or two for £16.99)
Keep your cocktail glasses freshly buffed with this beautiful tea towel! Magenta's Patented Palmistry techniques, full of fascinating facts about all those crinkly bits on your hands.

All of these (and more) are available from our Ko-fi shop - link in the comments below. All sales help us keep going, and are a great way to support us if you like what we do.

L&L x

03/08/2024

Hello everyone! L&L here. We’re just checking in to let you know that we’re having a little summer break. We’re off to the Edinburgh Festivals tomorrow, and once we’ve had a recharge, we’ll get back to it. More episodes of everything soon!
How are you spending YOUR summer? Go on, make us jealous. 😺😺

26/07/2024

New WHAM alert! ‼️

S1E5 - SIDESCROLLER with Jason Statham

This one came to Magenta in a dream. Jason Statham in a platform game. If the left side of the screen gets him… game over.

Out now - listen wherever you get podcasts!

20/07/2024

Update - SOLD

NEW PHONE MIC AVAILABLE! £125.
I’ve been wanting to make a candlestick phone for ages, and here’s the first one! I picked this up in terrible condition, so I’ve done a lot of cleanup and repair to get it pretty. I’ve also given it a full paint job in textured black/gold (it was puke beige when I got it). I think it looks real classy. These don’t come up very often, so snap it up!
Link in comments.

17/07/2024

We’re fully booked! Thanks all - see you soon!