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04/04/2013

To all the Gangsters; Maybe you could run faster from the cops if you pull up your pants!

03/04/2013

I want to change my name on Facebook to "No One," so when I try to add people, it will say, "No One wants to be your friend."

03/04/2013

Gotta love that moment when someone holds the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude.

02/04/2013

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survived in that situation...Almost Died in Finding NEMO!

02/04/2013

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

02/04/2013

We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously.

02/04/2013

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

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