02/04/2022
Husband: My wife is missing.
She went to store & has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, Umm short but not too short.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know but real solid.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of green yes I’m sure it’s green.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been that shorts she likes.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my SUBARU.
Sergeant: What kind of Subaru was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
It's a 2006 Subaru XT Forester with Feal 441 Coilovers, Feal Front Camber Plates, Swift Springs 7k/5k, Whiteline 24mm Front Sway Bar, Whiteline 24mm Adjustable Rear Sway Bar, Modified Rear Sway Bar Mounts, Rallitek Endlinks Front and Rear, SPT Lateral Links with Spherical Bearings, Custom Rear Trunk Bracing: Strut Tower Bar, "V" Bars, and "X" Bars, STi Front Control Arms, Saab 9-2X Aero Steering Rack
Wheels/Brakes:
Forgestar CF10 Rotary Forged Wheels in 19x11 +40
Custom 25mm Hubcentric Wheel Adapters
Continental Extreme Contact DW Tires in 285/35R19
Wilwood 6 Piston Forged Narrow Superlight Front Calipers
Custom Radial Caliper Adapter
Front STi Rotor
WRX 2 Pot Rear Brakes
Goodridge Stainless Lines
Hawk HPS Pads
STi Master Cylinder and Brake Booster
TiC Master Cylinder Brace
Engine/Power/Exhaust:
Stock STi exhaust
STi TMIC (Black Thermal Coating to Increase Heat Transfer)
Custom Intercooler Spray System
Custom Hood Scoop Splitter
SPT Intake Heat Shield
Custom 3" Intake Piping
Green Performance Filter
SPT Turbo Heat Shield
Walbro Fuel Pump
Grimmspeed EBCS
OmniPower 3 Bar MAP Sensor
GM Intake Air Temp Sensor
TiC Composite TGV Deletes
Injector Dynamics 1000cc Injectors
Perrin Silicone Turbo Inlet
Green Performance Filter
Air Pump Removal
Moore Performance Stock Location Twin Scroll Header and Uppipe
TD05H-18G Center Section
Custom Modified VF37 Exhaust Housing to accept the TD05H Turbine Wheel
Custom Moore Performance Divorce Twin Scroll Downpipe with 1" Steel Fl**ge (Open Dump)
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Subaru.