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22/03/2021

07/10/2020

well played

I got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. 🚓

As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down ..... 🚙

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:

“It’s coming out!!!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱😱
“I can’t hold it any longer!!!!!”😳😳😳😳
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”

Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

She looks him 💀 DEAD IN THE FACE 💀

And says “I’ve got p**p coming outta my butt!!”🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

He started laughing 😂😂😂😂
I looked like I was about to cry 😭😭😭😭😭

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing😂😂😂

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”😳😳😳😳😳😳

This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

I said “So...... You're not p**ping 💩?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.

OMG 👀👀👀
This kid is my hero 🦸‍♀️

06/10/2020

Another one that made it into My Crappy Page --

14/09/2020

Avalaible in "The wonderful Belgian Circus has arrived, full of magic, illusion, laughter, show, fun, with tamers and our brave trapeze artists" was the presentation of the circus, this Friday, in Valencia (Spain). What was not expected by the audience, children, adults and old people, is that in th...

13/08/2020

YUMMYUMM

19/06/2020

JESUS CHRISTO !!!

Officers said the man had been sitting on a park bench before getting up, looking at them and letting go a 'massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent’.

17/06/2020

Sh*tty cakes ...

01/05/2020

My granddaughter just had a poo explosion in her nappy (she's 4 months) & it leaked all up her back & tummy, then while changing her she brought up loads of milk which because she was lying down, settled at the back of her head in her hair 🤮

19/04/2020

19/03/2020

its all in the NUMBERS

18/03/2020

17/03/2020

29/02/2020

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

29/02/2020

oh YESSS!

Get yourself a bestfriend that will love you even when you don't know how to love yourself, and one that will stick by your side even if you make bad decisions.

13/02/2020

More Standard crap

08/02/2020

Well-known YouTube makers, Evan and Katelyn, take on their weirdest project yet. They use some thermochromic liquid crystal ink left-over from another project to turn a toilet seat into a butt-size…

08/02/2020

When someone hasn't brushed away the turtle tracks they've left down the loo.

27/01/2020

Our ancestors would probably be quite staggered by the fact that it is completely normal for two people to communicate, while they are both in the comfort of their own homes, on the toilet, p**ping.

25/01/2020

I need to scrape my boot bottom cause C**a..

21/01/2020

Horses must be the most farted upon creatures in the entire world.

21/01/2020

A wife being the romantic type sent her husband a text ...

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."

He replied ... "I am taking a s**t. What should I do?"

12/01/2020

The worst s**t in the world is being spoken to and treated like a child !! I'm 48

04/01/2020

The huge male is thought to have been looking for somewhere to cool off during a long drought in Botswana.

02/01/2020

WE KEEP GETTING SOME VERY CRAPPY REVIEWS FROM VISITORS !

02/01/2020

ITS NOT ALL THAT SH*TTY HERE YOU KNOW ....