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01/06/2017

Revenge time

01/06/2017

What do u prefer

01/06/2017

Azwiambi uri phepho yokelema aritei utamba NOO,hei migushe na thaithi zwicodzumba zwithu haaaa,habe hoyu mugushe wori ukheruwa hafha acotsa ca bisi ndawana ichitovha lhakhathi

31/05/2017

Nwana wa vhathu xem

31/05/2017

Ara auty yanu acadi hadzima zwiambaro zwa madzina ca bra dzawe achicoitela uri ini niri u blnd neh!!!!! Think twice my sister

31/05/2017

Ey ngoho ndiyori ara nicomufuna muvhudzeni niliche vhugoswi,hezwi zwosokori ndi crush yanga nduri pengela,hezwi obo funa munwe nidori ndi chifevhi,ndori muvhidzeni kani nico ofha?

30/05/2017

Ara zwaitea khaini ningaitani

29/05/2017

Hezwi zwopfi vhana vha UNIVEN vholata ne nne coto hola ndayodivhonela nga friday

29/05/2017

Ara nichinwa heyo Hennessey navha nicadi chimbila nga milenje,

29/05/2017

Vheini vhasidzana hezwi zwori nituwe noambara nicoyo vhona auty yanu hu excuse yori nisa liwe neh,zwivhe zwofa ubva namuc,ndicopfala????

29/05/2017

Duvha lavhudi ca vhathu vhothe vhane avhathu haver s*x na vha neighbor vhavho...........

Vheini vhanwe neh....................

29/05/2017

Timeline Photos

28/05/2017

Men will be like this when they heard NO CIRCUMCISION NO S*X

28/05/2017

Zwori musidzana ano jena teckniven udzula boarding nidozwivhona ngofodiwa oima munangoni wa rumu na vothu lovulea nyana

28/05/2017

Nditama hei vhege inocouda ivhe yavhudi cavhothe vhodi faraho zwavhudi, nido vhudziwa hangei henavha noyo jola hone

13/05/2017

Vhanna vhane navha vhona vhana

13/05/2017

NDINNYI ANOCO TAMA UVHEIWA CA COVER PHOTO YAIYI PAGE

13/05/2017

Admire what u have

11/07/2016

Madekwana vha2 khoyu uri u coupfa uri onaka ufhira vhatukana vhanzhi vha shayndima, so vheiwe niri mini ngazwo.

17/06/2016

"GIRLS ARE THE BEST MATHEMATICIANS"
1. THEY SUBTRACT YOUR MONEY
2.THEY ADD YOUR PROBLEMS
3. THEY MULTIPLY YOUR ENEMIES
4. THEY DIVIDE YOUR FRIENDS
am I wrong?

Rhaaaaaaaaaaa

14/08/2015

Girl n Boys and that it is the thinng

10/03/2014

LADIES
-Before you listen to your friends,
-Before you call him a Dog,
-Before you shut him out of your life,
-Before you call him a son of a bitch...
»Think about the good things that he has
done for you,
For your relationship,
For your soul to believe in love.... Ask
yourself this question :
How long you gonna keep changing partners
because of the mistakes they do? Can you
answer this?
Well if you can't just remember this
Nobody is perfect, we just have to learn to
live with our imperfections and make them
perfect.... Love your man for who he is Not
for who your friends & family want him to
be.
Rather learn to live with the Sinner you know
than an Angel you don't know

07/03/2014

29D6EBA3 let's chat guys

28/02/2014

If you were lucky enough to win the lottery, what would you do?

28/02/2014

Today is the end of February
Today is the end of poverty
Today is the end of sorrows
Today is the end of rejection
Today is the end of joblessness
Today is the end of bad things happening to
you
May your prayers be answered as we
approach is month of March,,
comment 'AMEN'

28/02/2014

Someone asked me to say few words
about love, i replied:
Love is always patient and kind; it is
never jealous, love isnever boastful
or conceited; it is never rude or
selfish; it does not take offense, and
is not resentful. Love takes no
pleasure in other people’s sins but
delights in the truth; it is always
ready to excuse, to trust , to
hope,and to endure whatever comes.
Love does not
come to an end

26/02/2014

You saw a T-shirt of R97, since you
don't have cash you borrow R50 from
your dad and R50 from your Mom.
Now you have R100. You purchase a
T-shirt for R97 and left with R3.00
change. You return R1 to your dad
and R1 to your mom and keep the R1
for yourself. Now you owe your mom
R49 and your dad R49. Added
together(R49+R49=R98) plus your
R1=R99. Where is the missing R1???
Please give me the answer.
Ask your friend

24/02/2014

Admin:
Kingkenzo

that awkward MOMENT when....

1.You sit next to a cute girl in a bus, you offer to pay for her fare, then ask for her number, only for her to tell you, 'sorry I don't share my number to strangers'

2.You divorced your wife only to find that she got married to your neighbour next door..

3.when you notice someone's zip is open., and you dont know how to tell them cos you have no reason to look there

4.when you wave back, just to realise that the person was waving at someone else

when you are with a friend, you step aside to fart, only for them to follow you

5.when you think that every place you go smells s**t, only to realise it’s you who stepped on s**t..

6.when you have an er****on in front of your audience..

7.when you are watching a movie with your parents, and the actors start fu***ng, you try to press >Next>> button with remote only to find there are no batteries....

8.ADD MORE____________

21/02/2014

10 things a girl probably doesn't know about a guy :

1. Guys are more emotional then they think, if they loved
them truly.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to
sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

5. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

6. Girls are guys weaknesses.

7. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

8. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying,"Please come and listen to me."

9. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just
too stubborn to admit it.

10. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with
you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as
possible.

19/02/2014

Types of Girls you should know:

1. a girl who asks for money all the time is called Commercial Bank.

2. a girl who calls you for food always is called Agricultural Development Bank.

3. a girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called National Investment Bank.

4. a girl who prefers to have s*x outside marriage is Social Security Bank.

5. a girl who is very faithful to you is Fidelity Bank

6. a girl who gives it to every available man is Access Bank

7. a girl who dates men from different countries is Intercontinental bank

8. a girl who is very small is called Micro Finance Bank.

WHICH TYPE ARE U OR UR GIRLFRIEND?

13/02/2014

milayo ya valentines day.

1. Uri bf yanu hana ts**thu azwi tei uni lwisa, nopfa nga nnyi present ndi khombekhombe?.
2. Ngadzi 13 vhasedze weather ya hune vhadovha vha hone, vhasado rivhidzela ndadzi nga phuraphura tswuku.
3. Hezwi nitshi bvisiwa nilitshe uda no ambara rokho dzau shiela fhasi unga ni khouda u tshatisa thi!
4. Hezwi ro order zwiliwa rala zwasala nilitshe houla mukhwa wau panga kha p***e nidori jenisela mato, nahone ivha isi chelede yanu ni zwisie.
5. Nga valentine azwi tea u fhelela maluvhani na dzi present, na sekisi i a itiwa lwa special uri vhasongo lihangwa helo duvha.
6. Arali wafha auty present ya valentine u humbele u dovha wai vhona futhi nga tshamatshelo ngauri udo wana yo fhiriselwa kha inwe khomba.
7. hezwi vhatshi bvisiwa vhaletshe zau ita makeup unga vha khou tou i nyelisa, vhado tambiwa vhathuni, vho shaver na tsie vhatshinga muloi.
8. Vhadovhe vhazwidivhe uri valentine yoda nga tshikepe ndi zwithu zwavho jan van ribieck , azwi kombetshedziwi,­ maduvha aya fana.

Zwinwe ndi zwifhio?

12/02/2014

Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love ... & even Jesus Christ died for love! where are the women? Dnt buy any woman a Valentines treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of women who died for love send this to all the males you know let's boycott this valentine s**t!

11/02/2014

WHAT IS STRESS?
Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.You take her to hospital.When you get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant and Congratulates u that u're going to be a father!
You then say u are not the father but then the lady
says u are! NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL!
You require a DNA test to prove u are not the
father! Now the s**t is really getting Hotter! When the Doctor comes back with the results and say u cannot be the father as u are infertile! U
are relieved!
On ur way back u then remember that u are
married with 3 kids at home!
You are now extremely stressed! And ask yourself

WHO THE HELL IS THEIR
FATHER.

NOW THAT'S STRESS........

10/02/2014

High School no vha no duma nga zwifhio?

1. U divhelwa u lenga
2. U divhelwa u ita phosho
3. U sa ambara uniform nga ndila yo teaho
4.U nenga studies
5.U shavha tshikoloni nga break
6.U tswela vhanwe zwa u nwala 7.U dina vhadededzi
8._______________?

05/02/2014

Message from Sugar Mamas to Ben 10s

Dear Ben 10/ Bennito / Bentjana

If u want us to get along...follow these rules...
1. You don’t come to my place & eat thick slices of cheese & fry bacon
This is a "S*xlation-ship", not a Feeding Scheme….
2. Your Job is to make me feel young & Vibrant , everything you do, say and think , will be in line with that. UNGAPHAPHI….
3. You shall buy your Air-time, at the very least, I do not respond to ‘Please call me’ , I will provide Cologne & Underwear….
4. You will run some errands , NGIMDALA PHELA…
5. When we’re at the Restaurant, and the Waiter hands you the Bill, you will gracefully pretend to pay the Bill, with my money, Act like you’re in charge….
6. NOOOOO! Spur & MacDonalds are not Restaurants ,they are Playgrounds. Play there with your friends, NOT me….
7. It’s not my responsibility to cook , clean after you , I may be older, but I’m not your Mother…..
8. And I don’t want to know how old your Mother is , I’m not her friend….
9. STAMINA is not negotiable, otherwise , HAMBAKINI….
10. You will not refer to me as ‘suster’ or ‘mummy’ . So Voetsek ! in advance…..
11. Another thing, I’m not your Legal guardian , so please……
12. Last but not least , weight must be maintained. No Ben 10 with a MKHABA.

You S*x Mate
SweetMama

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