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04/02/2014
Happy saraswati puja to all my frnds have a great day and weekend;!
29/10/2013
when someone cares for U ,u feel it,and when someone don't care for u ,U feel it more???isn't it??--->3-----3 LoVeRbOy IndrA
29/10/2013
hi friends i am the new admin of this group.
LoVerbOy IndRa
19/10/2013
Miss You In Every Beat Of My Heart
In Every Blink Of My Eyes
In Every Second Of Time
In Every Moment Of A Day..
BCOZ
BCOZ
I am incomplete without you.... [
17/08/2013
Boy calls his GF at midnight...
Girl : Hey Darling Is everything alright?
Boy : Hmm I wanted to tell you something important. Girl : Aww. but we just talked beforetoo right? Whats it sweety?
Boy : I.. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF& BF. Girl :*speechless* omg.. But.. WHY? I didn't even do anything!!!
Boy : Cuz I want to love you as my WIFE Will you marry me Angel?
I Love You
17/08/2013
Every Men is Narendra Modi , before
Marriage
and
After Marriage Every men becomes
Manmohan Singh..
15/08/2013
Boys Ki SALARY Or Girl Ka PERIODS Ek
Jesi Hoti he.
30din Me 1bar Aati He Or
5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He.
Late Aye To Tension OR Na Aaye To
Samjho Watt Lag G*i.
15/08/2013
Pogo joke ............
Doctor Giving Lecture to newly married couple
S*x ke Time,
Con**m use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta..!!
wife: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh,
tab pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka. :D :p ;)
15/08/2013
After Exam:
1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke
hai,
2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi
reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai
4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail
hu,
Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko maar goli,
paas wali ladki pat gayi yaar...
14/08/2013
Na Hindu
Na Muslim
Na Sikh
Na Isaai
We are only I N D I A N S .. ! !
¸.¤*¨¨*¤.¸¸...¸.¤\
\¸. INDIA..... ,..,..,\\¸.¤*¨¨*¤.¸¸.¸.¤*.\
☻/
/▌
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I N D I A _ Z I N D A B A D ! ! !
Happy Independence Day..
14/08/2013
"Never Say I Failed 99 Times.......
Say.
I Discovered 99 Ways Which Causes
Failure!"
- Thomas Edison.
Moral-: Besharm Ho Jana But Apni
Galti Mat Accept Karna.. :D :p
13/08/2013
YOUR LIFE will never be empty
YOU will never complain ag*in.
YOUR business will not suffer
dryness ag*in.
YOU will never never remain
jobless henceforth.
YOU will be above and not
beneath.
YOUR life shall produce great and
outstanding results.
YOU shall never suffer in the midst
of plenty.
YOUR new name is favour.
YOU will never ever be afflicted
with evil dreams.
Money shall stay in YOUR hands.
YOUR present situation is
changing from bitterness to
sweetness.
YOUR testimony shall no longer be
hanged.
In Jesus' Mighty name.
Type AMEN & Share to CLAIM.
AND SO SHALL IT BE!
LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU LOVE JESUS
11/08/2013
GIRL- i cheated
Boy: So wat, Do you think i love
you?
I was also cheating you for past 2
yrs.
She shouted and said:.....Kamine I
was talking about examss..
is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya
09/08/2013
♥♥ Dewana Hum Tujhe B Bana
Denge__♥♥
Dil Me Tere Apni Yaad Ki
Shama Jala
Denge
Raho Chahe Jitna B Pathar Dil Ban
K__♥♥
Par Apni Yadon Se Ek Din
Zaroor Tum ko
Rula Denge♥♥
09/08/2013
High Insult..
Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhneJati Hai..
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai..
Ladki:" iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho ??
Maalik:" Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina(mirror) Hai...
09/08/2013
Life is so Unpredictable ! When
you have Standards, People Call it
Attitude!
When you are Simple, People try to
cheat you!
And
When you Need Someone,
Its the best time for them to play
with you..!
Thats Life.!
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07/08/2013
She said she won't accept my request because she didn't knew me
I replied
'OK !! F**k You'
07/08/2013
Faadu pogo joke, with gud moral......
Boss: Let me f**k you once, I'll payyou 1000.
I'll throw the money on the floor& before you bend down & pick it up, I'll be done !
Secretary likes the proposal & callsher BF.
BF: Its fine but, ask for 2000 & be very quick to pick the money.
After 4 hrs BF calls her
BF: What happened?
GF: That bastard is still f**king me.He brought coins of one rupees!
Lesson: Investments are subject to market risks.
Read the offer documents carefully before investing.
07/08/2013
Rohit Sharma:- Osama has 5 wife& 20 children.
Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
Sir Jadeja:- Osama's score is GOOD!
But
Lalu's Strike rate is better
06/08/2013
That awkward moment:
When u are talking To Your Parents ....
& .
Suddenly The Topic Changes To Studies ...
06/08/2013
People never change.........
Remember that they have just started showing their real face & reality...
06/08/2013
Always respect two people: .
Who has spent all his time and
wealth for u; DAD . Who has spent all her nights to
pray for you; MOM
Good Morning
05/08/2013
Girl friend (bf ko jealous feel karane k liye):
" Dekho woh ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai...
Boy friend :" Yeh to kuch bhi nahi pagli, .
jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi thi to
3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok payatha..!!! :D :p
03/08/2013
In childhood Rajnikanth lost his rough copy
People now call it
'Oxford Dictionary' .
25/07/2013
Murder of english ?.....
Lady - " Hey Fruitwale Baba ,
give me some " Potatoes Fever
" !
Fruitwala - " O meri behen ye
'Potatoes Fever ' kya hota he
" ?
Lady - "O Maye Gaad ? You
Literacy People ! 'Potatoes
Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara
" !??
24/07/2013
A 6 feet tall Girl: “I’m S*xually Harassed ”
Boss: “How ? ”
Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your
Hair Smells Nice”
Boss: “Whats The Problem In That? ”
Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall “.....
24/07/2013
4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke
petrol pump khola.. 1 bhi customer nahi aaya..
Kyun..?? petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne usi floor pe
restuarent khola.. 1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?? petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.. 1 bhi sawari nahi..
Kyu..??
2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari
dhund rahe the.. Chal ek aur..ye last hai
Taxi kharab ho gayi.. Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya.. but taxi wahi ki wahi rahi..
Kyu..??
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka
de rahe the... Chal ek aur..plz
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya.. Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5
lacs Rs. le kar aa..
warna tujhe maar denge..
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye..
Kyu..?? bachhe ka baap bhi un
bewakoofon ka dost tha...
24/07/2013
1970:" Dulha Dahej Me Sasurji se radio
Mangta
Tha.. 1980:" Cycle..
1990:" motor cycle .
2000:" Car..
2013 .
Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhan de DO..
Baki mein k**a lunga..
23/07/2013
IF GIRL IS IN LOVE...
Her parents ask: Who is that
IDIOT?
IF BOY IS IN LOVE...
His parents ask: Idiot,Who is that girl?
MORAL: No matter whoever is in love,
Boys are always Idiots ♥♥♥
23/07/2013
Girl : whats is the price of galaxy
grand ... ??
Salesman : Rs.20,000/-
Girl : "Awww"!
Girl : & S4 ??
Salesman : "Awww" + "Awww"
jordn
18/07/2013
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut g*i..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho g*i hai, wahan Gayi
hain...
18/07/2013
Heart Touching...
Boy: Please
smile...
Girl: Leave me alone.
Boy: (Crying) When will
you smile? .
Girl: When you will die...
Just leave me alone.
(The boy went home...) Next
morning she got
his dead body
with a letter in which it
was written
You Know My Style, I
Can Do Anything To Make You
Smile... —
17/07/2013
Lost Love......
She Used To Tell me"If you leave
me i will Die"And i used to tell her
"I give you words i will never
leave you, if someone will leave
she will be you and if you don't
leave our relation will survive for
life".... ♥♥
After 5 Years of relationship she left
me for someone else but i still love
her and she is with me in my
memories. I have still not left her
because i remember her words"If
you leave me i will Die"..
she broke my heart.. how can i let
her Die ..♥♥
"Love is not about loving
someone till you are together.. Its
about loving Him or her
Forever.......♥♥
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