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Your mood swings, your temper, your ego, your insecurities, your mindset, your self-love, your emotional state, your environment, your relationships, your lack of motivation, your lack of ex*****on, ur attraction to bad people.
Fun fact!!!
Growing up, our teachers taught us this version ๐
Mr macaroni riding on a bicycle, if you want to marry me, Mr macaroni
Bum bum sisi Lia.
bum bum sisi Lia
Bum bum sisi Lia ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I wonder what was going on the mind of the mind of author of this version๐ค๐ค
REAL VERSION ๐
Mr mark Anthony, Riding on a bicycle
Would you like to carry me, Mr mark Anthony
Jump on, cecelia
Jump on, cecelia
Jump on, cecelia. Mr mark Anthony...
Teachers... ๐คฃ๐คฃ
What did they teach you and you later found out was wrong ?
Happy birthday my sweety
ATIKU
TINUBU
PETER OBI
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Teacher: " can u tell the name of 2 great kings
who have brought happiness & peace into
people's lives?
Student: " smo-king & drin- king"๐๐๐โบโบ
The man says to his daughter:
Your phone has code
Your SMS has code
Your fcbk has code
Your Viber has code
Your IMO has code
Even your Instagram has code but you forgot to put code between your legs, now you are pregnant.
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Happy birthday admin dada Oluwasiji Felix, I gba odun, odun kan nio
Joke Of the Day
A beer company was hiring a taster,
someone to taste the
beers
before selling out. So they placed
adverts and one
afternoon, a dirty, rough looking
man walked into the
manager's office asking to be
employed.
The manager tried to figure out
how he could drive this man
away but couldn't come up with an
idea, so he decided to
give the man a trial. He ordered his
secretary to give the
man a glass of wine. He took a sip
and said, "It's red wine,
a muscat, three years old, grown on
a north slope, matured
in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager
exclaimed, "Well give him
another one let's see." So he was
given. He took a sip again
and said, "It's burukutu, a
combination of herbs and
apeteshi distilled at Akokoaso near
New Abirem in Eastern
Region of Ghana 3 years ago"
"Incredible!" said the
manager.
Now the manager went closer to
the secretary and
whispered to her saying, "Go get
some of your urine in a
cup let's see if he will get that." So
the man was given the
cup of urine. He took a sip, turned
to the manager and said,
"Female urine, 26 years old, 2
weeks pregnant and if I'm not
given this job, sir, I will tell your wife
who is responsible for
the pregnancy!" both the man and
the secretary fainted..
Don't laugh alone put a smile on
someone's face by
sending it.
Be happy life is short and let's
laugh aside of our worries
and keep going.
Good Morning Amazing People
Hahaha
Some girls shaaa with
problem.......
Nose ring
Ear ring
Naval ring
Waist chain
Leg chain......
Now the bank door has refuse to
open for you.... ...
okada man jammed one Unizik girl,
people gathered to help her (good
Samaritans), still laying helplessly on
the road with injuries, she kept on
shouting "my Phone! my phone!
Hoping she wants to call her family,
we gave her the phone. Immediately,
she stood up sluggishly, took a selfie
of herself, logged into Facebook and
Instagram, uploaded the pix with the
caption "JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT AND
I AM ABOUT TO FAINT NOW" she
dropped the phone and fainted.
Abeg where are we supposed to take
her to?
*A: The Hospital*
*B: The Psychiatric Hospital*
*C: To her father's house*
*D: Just leave her there.*
I think option B will much more preferred
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A ra**st entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband said to the wife "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u" Wife said "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear dat he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love u too......!!!๐๐๐๐.. Enjoy ur weekend
A police officer is marking the assignment of two of his children. He marked the senior child's work and flogged him. He turned to the junior child, open his notebook and without saying a word, he went away. The older child ask the younger one, you that know nothing, why papa didn't flog you? The younger one replied: I put 200 in my notebook! You forgot that papa is a police man. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
its a man responsibility to feed d woman,cos d last time a woman fed d man,dey got chased out of d garden of Eden.
Hhahahabbaba
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Teacher: I will ask a question and whoever gets it right I'll give my iPhone 6S,..... How many men did Jesus feed?
Felix: 5000 men,
Teacher: Good,take the phone and ask me a question and if I get it I'll get my phone back...
Felix: Name the 5000 men...
Teacher: ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
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Funny indeed
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take a moment to thank and appreciate all those guys you dated in high-school.They loved you with no makeup,bald heads,short natural hair,sometimes even oversized uniforms and shapeless bags. That was one kind of true love!!
We wish our admin Happy married life
Happy independence day Nigeria
Na waaa ooooh! Nothing wey person eye ๐ณ no go see for dis country ๐ณ๐ฌ A guy ๐ดmeet a beautiful lady ๐๐ฝat shoprite ๐ญ today who gave him her phone number โ. When he got home only to realize that it's today's date she gave him 080 29 09 2016. Mehn! So disappointing..... Have a wonderful day friends ๐ซ๐ฌ.
*Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000.. As a matter of fact people in Nigeria are doing all they can to acquire the device.*
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
Blackberry falls - Screen breaks
Nokia falls - Ground shake
iPhone 7 falls - Owner die
You lost your virginity because of iPhone6. My Sister, get ready to loose your Destiny because iPhone7 is Out! ๐๐๐
Origin of corruption in Nigeria
I cant laugh alone oooooo
A certain family was having dinner, their six year old girl Joy started telling a story... joy: On my way back from school, i saw dad with a girl...
FATHER: Shut up! Dont talk with food in your mouth...
MOTHER: No no no let her talk...
Joy: Dad, u went in to the bush, i followed u and u started kissing and undressed her and then...!!!
MOTHER: And then wat baby? Say it I will get u a bunch of chokolate...
Joy: They started doing wat u do with uncle Daniel wen dad was not around...
MOTHER: shut up, your dad has told u not 2 talk with food in your mouth stupid child no table manners.....
Don't laff alone share it with friend and make dem laff.
I cant laugh alone........
EPL after 2003/2004
Manchester United - ๐๐๐๐๐
Chelsea - ๐๐๐๐
Manchester city - ๐๐
Leicester city - ๐
Arsenal - ๐ท
Liverpool - ๐๐๐๐๐
Don't touch
Jesus fed 5000 people & died a virgin
you bought a girl ordinary Pizza & Ice Cream & u want to sleep with her. I'm disappointed in you.
I was sitting for Use of English at a JAMB Exam. I shaded the ones i knew, and waiting for manna to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.
Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone;
"What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood."
Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!
I don finish patapata, who get eraser eeeehhhh?!!!!!!!!
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