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14/05/2024

STREET FOOTBALL IS THE BEST😂

RULE 1:
The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

RULE 2:
The owner of the ball decides who plays.

RULE 3:
The one who is not picked was responsible to fetch the ball when it got out of play in order to play the next game.

RULE 4:
When the owner of the ball got annoyed, it's game over.

RULE 5:
You can't dribble the owner of the ball too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

RULE 6:
No offsides and there was no referee.

RULE 7:
The two best players cannot play in the same team, so they challenge themselves and pick others.

RULE 8:
If you're chosen last it means you're not good and you will remain in defense.

RULE 9:
The best player is always in the same team with the owner of the ball.

RULE 10:
There's always a house which when the ball fell in there, we knew game is over. So be careful.

RULE 11:
Game will only be over when it is dark and we could barely see the ball.

Others were calling themselves Ronaldo and Messi but they were defenders😂 add more

19/03/2024

JUST LAUGH 🤣🤣

1.What is disgrace 🤷, disgrace is when you want to put #10 in offering and fan blew it away 😅😂😂😂😂.
2. After dating you for 6 years, he later married your friend 🙃. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual 😏. God will understand seriously 🚶🚶🚶🚶.
3. Some guys would be shouting "I like girls with expensive taste". Yet you will be pricing Jeans of 1k till the Aboki nearly cry 😏😏. Come see respect yourself 😒🙄😂😂😂.
4. Dem do party for Orphanage , DJ begin play "Where your mama dey" by tekno 🙃. Omo party Scatter, Cry from every corner 😂😂😂😂😂.
5.I knew this Nigeria Economic state was worse when i heard someone pricing NEPA BILL 🙃. He was like "Bros abeg how much for LOW CURRENT" 😂😂😂😂💔😂😂😂.
6. You think break-up is the most Heartbreaking thing abi😒. Have you ever been separated from the person you are planning to copy answer from in Exam hall 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂.
7. Dating a slim guy is cool until you remove his clothes and you discover that he is using his belt to hold his boxers 😂😂💔😂😂🏃🏃🏃.
8. Next time i enter Plane , if we get to the sky. I will open the back door and jump inside heaven 😉😉. God will be surprised to see me 😌😌😌😂. Wait first who is Genezico?
9. People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the bible 😒. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000 women 🙄🙄🙄😂.
10. Who made the law that brooms should be kept behind doors in Nigeria 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂.
11. My fear for w**d got real when i saw Somebody dabbing to the Lord's prayer 😱😱😅🙂😹😹.
12. Anytime i say let me build a Strong Relationship 🙄🙄. Boom , they steal my Cement 😹😹😹😹.
13. The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh 🙂. But they won't follow you 🙄. That is why the Center of their A**s remain black😳😳🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
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20/01/2024

You went to steal meat in the pot and this happened what’s your next move?😂

01/01/2024

Peter went to school without shoes
Rewrite this statement starting with shoes
Oya English student 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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