House Morningwood News

25/07/2024

So….Anyone else feeling this on this fine Thursday morning?

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04/06/2024

“Nature…finds a way.” Ian Malcolm, Chaotician

Right ?

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03/06/2024

Just some things to keep in mind this week.




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10/02/2023

We are giving away more cool s**t on the Breach Bang Clear Patreon. Head to the link in the Mad Duo's account to see how you can get your hands on all this.

February Giveaway Includes
Glow Brass Compass and Metal Patch
Camp X lock pick set and they tossed in their two books to sweeten the pot.

We use Patreon to support some cool small businesses and give things back to our readers, raise money for charity and on occasion get beer for our over worked staff.

01/12/2022

Head on over to https://www.patreon.com/HouseMorningwood to sign up and link your discord account for a chance to win this Beskar look Honey Badger from .

Through our Patreon we help support what Breach Bang does, raise money for charity and of course give cool stuff to you guys that we buy from small businesses all over North America. So what are you waiting for it is time to bend the knee.

11/11/2022

It’s the right thing to do.

11/11/2022

Spacebo, Amerikanskis. Have a great Veteran’s Day.

22/10/2022

Weekend safety brief:

Don’t strain your neck. Helmets are optional.


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21/10/2022

At first we didn’t understand what the big deal was.

20/10/2022

WHAT IF…

Some speculation is far more interesting than others.



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19/10/2022

Don’t act like this ain’t you.





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17/10/2022

Get a girl who can do both…or whatever. Pretend we said something witty.

But seriously get a girl like this. Even if you are a girl like this.


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14/10/2022

01/10/2022

HAPPY ORCKTOBER!

Grunts be like…”I’d hit it.”

It’s either , , or , depending on your personal preferences.

Badass cosplay by


**twepost


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29/09/2022

Don’t act like you disagree.



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15/09/2022

That’s not a criticism, mind you.

11/09/2022

DON’T FORGET THE REST OF IT.

Today you will see NEVER FORGET and NEVER FORGIVE on many, many posts.

That is as it should be.

But maybe also try to remember what it was like afterward — that short period of time when everyone was on the same side, when we were standing shoulder to shoulder, bound together by tragedy and purpose, when Americans from the other side of the aisle weren’t the enemy, they were just Americans who happened to disagree.

Eternal rest grant unto them.

God bless America.

Long live the Republic.

09/09/2022

It’s the same kinda thing when you rev the chainsaw a couple times. Or buzz up the remote control vi****or panties you inexplicably managed to convince her to wear.

08/09/2022

Best collectible/trading card EVAR. This is a card we could get behind.

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See what we did there?



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07/09/2022

This is sound advice.

In that same context, consider also Abraham Lincoln’s advice, “Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”

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17/04/2022

Does this count as a double entendre? Or is there a different big word for it?






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27/03/2022

Rank them by your preference.

It’s for science.

A, B, C, D, E.

5.
4.
3.
2.
1.

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07/03/2022

Yo! Our wretched Minion over on has some new patches available. Check ‘em out. There are just 30 left. DM the Admin at 50SoFDE to get yours. Don’t use big words. If you’re not following him, you need to reconsider your preferences.

04/02/2022

It's that time again for a new month new giveaway. This time it's for the Inversion T-Shirt Lightweight Flame Resistant. Not only do you get one but you get a second.

To enter you need to link Discord to your Patreon https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron- here is how to do that.

You can read a bit about the contest here https://www.patreon.com/HouseMorningwood?fan_landing=true but you need to have access to the Discord to enter. This runs for a month and all you need to do is post a funny meme on the discord channel.

02/01/2022

Go forth and conquer, nasties.
#2022

07/12/2021

For 12.7 day we'll take a gander at these pics of United Wa State fighters manhandling a Zijiang M99 AMR that is just about as big as they are (and roughly 5-6x as long as WE are).

The Zijiang M99 Anti-Materiel Rifle is a Chinese design chambered in 12.7x108mm used in a variety of places, including Myanmar and Syria. Though the M99 is the most (relatively) common, there is a bullpup version as well.

Tip of the hat/helmet to !

03/11/2021

NERD ALCON: Here's a good one for your fantasy dorks out there from one of our Bannermen!

Albion Online: Lands Awakened just got a release date

https://www.cogbloc.com/news/albion-online-lands-awakened-has-a-release-date

Albion Online, one of the most popular MMORPGs on the market has a new major content update on the way, Lands Awakened. Today, Albion's developer Sandbox Interactive announced the launch date for Lands Awakened , November 24, 2021. The update is focusing on reinvigorating open-world gameplay

27/10/2021

12/10/2021

So about yesterday…
rookie laying down some cold, hard facts on


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