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12/04/2013

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha..
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai :P.
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga.....
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli:
"Acha to ye hai wo Churail :P
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy"..
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi" :D.
ha ha ha , thoko like :D

16/03/2013

Good Morning..!
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Ab neeche nashta
dhond rahe ho kia?
Aik bar keh to diya
"Good Morning"

16/03/2013

Japanese Psychology"
The 3rd letter of ur name shows
ur character. Check urs & Write in
the comment boxx......
A: romantic
B: proud.. C: innocent
D: loved by all
E: good but hurts
F: Feels for others
G: Logical mind person
H: leader
I: helpful
J: Enjoys every bit of life
K: irritating
L: Funny
M: emotional
N: sensible
O: supportive
P: crazy
Q: unpredictable
R: practical
S: loving
T: fake
U: sensitive
V: genius
W: calm
X: takes everything easy
Y: Intelligent
Z: Jovial.

16/03/2013

Wo Aaj Muzhse Muh Mod K Royi,

Badi Majboor Hogi Wo Jb Dil
Todkr
Royi

Mere Saamne Kr Diye Meri Tasveer
K Tukde

Or Unhi Tukdo Ko Fir Wo Jod Kr
Royi...........

10/03/2013

1 Pandit bhaagta bhaagta
1 ladki se takra gaya.
Ladki: sharam nhi Aati,
sir pe choti rakh ke,
ladkiyo ko thokar marte
ho. . .
PANDIT:beti
choti hi to hai koi DISK BRAKE nhi. :P :D

25/02/2013

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne treamming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi? :P

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.

innocent baccho k liye ek Like to
banta h

25/02/2013

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24/02/2013

Gud mrng friends

22/02/2013

maha faduu joke .. ;)

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,
baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne
bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se
surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se
badal garajney
lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki
taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
mai to biscuit lene aaya
hu...!! :p:O :D

14/02/2013

2 सांप फेसबुक पर चैटिंग कर रहे थे;

सांप 1: फुस्स;

सांप 2: फुस्स;

सांप 1: फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स;

सांप 2: फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स;

सांप 1: फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स;

सांप 2: फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स, फुस्स;

सांप 1: भौ, भौ, भौ। . . . . .

सांप 2: साले आ गया ना औकात पर, मुझे पता था तू नकली (Fake) आई डी (ID) बनाकर आया है!

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