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06/10/2023

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27/09/2023

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24/09/2023

Fínally, I decided to Allow Gód to úse Me!! 😩😳🤲😋. I Went to my Pastor and téll him that I want to jóin the Minístry of Being a Prayer Wârrior, which they Accepted🥰😋.

So One Párticular day, They came to Me that I should Déliver A Girl that Have Evíl Spírit😳😳🙆😭😂. I Was Háppy, that is the time to show My Pówer, so I told them to Direct the House.

When We got there, they were háiling me "Gentle Favor!, Gentle Favor!!, My Heád started swélling😌😋, I told them "Infáct, Lóck This Door, and thrówaway the Kéy, God is about to take Cóntrol!"😲😳😳😋. They lócked it!!

I went to Where the Girl is staying, Ommorr, if You see Múscle!!!😟😭, Féar câtch me immediately oo, As I Was about câsting the Spirít, nepa toók light🙆😟🥺😭, everywhere was dârk!!

The Girl shóuted "I wárned You not to come néar me, I'll téach the Twó of You a Lésson!!"😟🥺😭😭, then she started púnching her Father. He was shóuting, "Where Are You pastor oooo, hélp!!, help!!"🥺😭😭😭

I quickly rúshed to the Door shóuting "Abeg, Bréak the Dóor oo, please ooo, No lemme dieée ooo!!"😭😭😭😭

I quickly saw A Tíny window, I took knifé and tóre the Windów, and Júmp óut if the house, rúnning for my life😩🥺😭, as I stopped To Câtch breáth, I was Shócked When I saw The Fáther on Bike shóuting "Na God Go Púnish You For lifé, ...for allowing me to Páss thrôugh The Rôof!!"😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂

My Dearest 🥺😔😔, I've been posting so so so Many Mìghty stories and Jokes, but I do Cry tears When I didn't see You read them because you haven't added me as your Facebook friend ☝️🥺😭😭

Cùtie, how long will you keep being Bored and deprëssed on Facebook 🥺😭, how Looonnggg?? 😭😭😭

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23/09/2023

I was about to sign a Contract Company when my wife called;
WIFE:- Woooooooooow!!, darling I have a very
big surprise for you, I can't believe this.
ME : - Ok pls I will call you back, I'm about
to receive a contract of N30 million.
WIFE: - Darling, that is good news but this one is
very urgent please come home now, please it's VERY URGENT.
ME :- But I'm about to...
Wife: - PLEASE JUST COME HOME BABY TRUST ME.
ME :- Em.. please my wife just called me for
an urgent thing. Please grant me permission to go
and come back quick.
Company:- Well, if you leave, I'm afraid we may
have to cancel the contract.
I weighed the options and decided that
my home is more important than any contract.
So after few minutes I rushed home.
ME : - (Seriously sweating) Honey why this
urgent surprise, when I was about to sign a
contract worth N30 million?
WIFE:- Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.
ME:- Are you pregnant again?
WIFE: - Haba honey, I'm pregnant already na, this is more than pregnancy,
if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have stopped you
from signing your contract.
ME: - Wow, so what's the surprise?
WIFE: - (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this,
you know we have been praying over 6 months
now? God has finally answered us.
That Big rat that always disturbed us in the kitchen is finally
dead, I called you to come and remove it. You
know I hate touching rats. 🐀 🙆‍♀️
🤨😬😬😬
Anyway, to cut the story short..... If you want to see her, come to Crystal Cross hospital, ward 5 🚙 🚶🏥 nonsense!

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21/09/2023

A mād man was standing near a Chemist shop wen Josh walked in complaining to the chemist saying,
''Doctor,my head is achīng me seriously since 2 days now....."
IMMEDIATELY,the mād man entered and said '' I know how you feel''. Josh was astønished,he glanced at the chemist who was also dumbfounded and he replied to the mādman saying 'explain'
The mād man said: ''Sometimes it will be as if ten men are druming on ur head?.
Josh said:Yes, that's true!! .
Mād man: And it will be as if your head want to fall down?.
Josh: Yes!! You are right.
Mād man:And you'll be seeing things double double.
Josh: Yes! Yes!!... You're correct.
Mād man: And sometimes you'll be seeing things in a different perspective?
Josh: My God!.. That's true.
Mād man: When u see fire it will turn to river and if u see dumb site it will turn to paradise in ur eyes.
Josh:Jesus!... That's absolutely correct. But how come u know all these things?
Mād man: Na so my own take start. 🙂
Josh:(faints) 😱😆

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17/09/2023

Pls guys

16/09/2023

14/09/2023

20 artiste Olamide Brought to Fame

1. Fireboy Dml
2. Asake
3. Adekunle Gold
4. Lil Kesh
5. Naira Marley.
6. Bad Boy Timz
7. Young John
8. Jay Willz
9. Zlatan
10. Lyta
11. Danny S
12. Bella Shmurda
13. Jaido P
14. Fave
15. Spy Sh*tta
16. Portable
17. Ti Blaze
18. Picazo Rhap
19. Pheelz
20. Senth

Why can't we just use this opportunity to appreciate Olamide for his doings.

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28/08/2023

Damm that was the last time I saw Ahmed
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28/08/2023

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28/08/2023

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28/08/2023

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28/08/2023

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