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19/03/2015

19/03/15
Vrified jamb cbt:
registration no[*******]
Mathematics

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18/03/2015

Who is online?

06/03/2015

Jamb say hi

10/02/2015

Obasanjo/Atiku had 8 years but couldnt
fix power!!!
Fashola and Tinubu had 16years in
lagos they couldnt fix all the roads in
lagos and couldnt give lagosians
portable water to mention few.
GEJ has spent 5years + as President of
over 170m people and they want
him to overnight turn Nigeria into a
paradise. They call him names,
Clueless, Foolish, some even said he is
stupid e.t.c. But...
(1) He built 150 almajiri schools.
Yet Goodluck is bad.
(2) He revived railway that was
comatose for over 28yrs. Lagos-
Kano route,Lagos-Southern Ogun air
condition train route,Ajaokuta-Warri
standard gauge route, PH-Enugu
airconditioned train route, PH Maiduguri
train route, Kaduna intra- city train
routes,Makurdi-PH airconditioned train
route, Abuja- Kaduna standard guage
route. Work on Lagos-Ibadan standard
guage route ongoing. And about to
kickstart Lagos-Calabar coastal railway
route. Yet Goodluck is bad.
(3) He established 12 federal
universities.Yet Goodluck is bad.
Massive road reconstruction across the
country(25000km). Benin-
Ore road, Abuja-Lokoja expressway,
Enugu-Abakaliki, Onitsha-
Owerri road, Kaduna-Maiduguri road,
East-West road, Parts of PH-
Enugu road &Lagos-Ibadan 8-lane road
ongoing. Yet Goodluck is
bad.
(4 ) Construction of 2nd Niger Bridge is
ongoing..Yet Goodluck is
bad.
( 5) He dredged River Niger..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(6) Improved power supply from
2500mw to 6000mw and
implanted 10 new power plants..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
( 7) He revived the automobile industry
with the new automobile
policy spurring Nissan&Hyundai e.t.c to
assemble/produce cars in
Nigeria and the emergence of
Indigenous automobile company the
INNOSON group now producing locally
made in Nigeria cars, SUVs
and trucks known as the IVM motors
First in the history of Nigeria,
She joined the commodity of car
manufacturing countries..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(8) He remodeled airports to
international standard,built five new
airport terminals in PH, Lagos,Kano,
Abuja & Enugu. First in the
history of Nigeria, the East now have an
international airport..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(9 ) He signed freedom of information
(FOI) bill past leaders refused
to sign..Yet Jonathan is bad.
(10) He revamped the agricultural
sector. Nigeria now the largest producer
of cassava in the world with 45million
metric tonnes-FAO, the largest exporter
of cassava chips to China and have
unprecedented 60% sufficient in rice
production.Yet Goodluck is bad.
(11) He gave women 35% affirmative to
women participation in
governance which saw the emergence
of Muktar as the first ever
female Chief Justice of Nigeria..
Yet Goodluck is bad.
(12) He was able to contain the
outbreak of Ebola disease..
Yet Goodluck is bad.
(13) No more long queues at filling
stations..Yet Goodluck is bad.
(14) Nigeria manufacture her first ever
locally made drone..
Yet Goodluck is bad
(15) He signed local content act.
Nigeria now have 400 tankers
transporting crude oil.Previously it was
60 tankers. Yet Goodluck is
bad.
(16) His government recorded an
unprecedented achievement in
sports, best sporting performance in the
history of country..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(17) Nigeria is now the largest economy
in Africa and the
3rd fastest growing economy in the
world after China and Qatar--
CNN..Yet Goodluck is bad.
(18) He made it possible for Nigeria to
conduct the most free, fair &
credible election in the history of the
country (2011 election). Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(19) He does not interfere with the
electoral and judiciary
system.Elections in Imo, Anambra,Osun,
Ondo and Edo are examples. In the
history of Nigeria, is only in his
government the opposition
controlled large number of states and
controlled greater number of
seats in the National Assembly..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(20) Under his government,political
assassination and
assassination of high profile Nigerians

02/02/2015

The Last Days at Forcados High School
by jamb
Home Novel

Chapter 1
It was early in the morning and still dark when Jimi Solade woke up to some shaking him roughly. He groaned and mumbled to himself, half asleep.
“Jimi!’ He je**ed fully awake at the sound of that familiar voice. It was his brother.
‘Wole!’ Jimi said in surprise.
Yes, it’s me,’ and his brother smiled in a way that showed only his upper teeth.
‘Man! What…..?’ Jimi began. They looked at each other delighted.
‘No greeting, little bro? Wole smiled again.
‘Sorry, does anyone know you’re here? Does Daddy….?’ Jimi did not complete the sentence; instead he embraced his brother tightly. ‘I’ ve missed you!’
Wole was thinner. Jimi could feel it.
‘Mum knows I’M here,’ Wole said. He too did not mention their father. Just then, the alarm clock sounded. It was time for Jimi to get up and he released his brother.
‘Go on, get ready for school,’ Wole said, stretching on the bed. ‘At least you seem happy to see me.’ He looked round the room at the carelessly flung shirts, jeans and boxer shorts over the chair, to the poster of the manchester united football team on the wall above Jimi’s bed. A typical boy’s room. Another worn-out poster of Tupac Shakur was pasted on the opposite wall.
‘I didn’t remove it even though it’s an eyesore,’ Jimi said grinning. ‘ everything’s just as you left it.’
Wole squeezed Jimi’s arm lightly. He picked up something from the bedside table beside Jimi’s music CDs, chemistry and mathematics textbooks. ‘Man, this is some watch. Must have cost a mountain. You always get all the nicest things, why….?’
‘Wole, don’t touch may watch?’

25/01/2015

eveing peeps we re back............

23/01/2015

Great and mighty things will happen in your life this year that will break the pride of the unbelievers around you...in Jesus name...Amen!

01/01/2015

Happy new year peeps

27/12/2014

Who is azibama?

BY FAITH IN GOD THROUGH CHRIST ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLEHEBREWS 11v6.AS YOU TYPE AMEN MAY GOD GRANT YOUR HEART DESIRE.
15/12/2014

BY FAITH IN GOD THROUGH CHRIST ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

HEBREWS 11v6.

AS YOU TYPE AMEN MAY GOD

GRANT YOUR HEART DESIRE.

15/12/2014

THIS...... was very proud of her boyfriend, she virtually tells her
friends how good and caring the boy is. On the day of her birthday, she invited all her friends including her boyfriend. Eventually, she selected her boyfriend to be the special guest of honour. During the presentation of gifts to the celebrant, everybody brought out their gifts to the girl and they were all waiting for the arrival of the girl's boyfriend who is also the special guest and who had promised to bring a very nice gift for his girl. As everybody were waiting, behold! the boy was coming with a gift which was inside a poly bag. The girl was very happy at the arrival of his boyfriend and was ready to see the gift that he brought to her.
Do you know what happend?.
The boy just opened the poly bag in front of all the guests and invitees then, he brought out a loaf of bread and said to the girl..."take this bread, that's what I brought for you as your birthday gift".The girl got angry and was highly disappointed at her boy friend. She hold the bread with her left hand and threw it away with anger. The boy friend also got disappointed and he rushed to pick up the bread. He opened the bread in front of his girlfriend, behold!....there was a car key and an engagement ring inside the bread. When the girl noticed that, she began to beg, but then, it was too late for her!.

**Moral: Always learn how to appreciate things irrespective of the size, quantity or quality.

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14/12/2014



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14/12/2014

Scared? Pray.
Over thinking? Pray.
Losing hope? Pray.
Worried? Pray.
Struggling? Pray.
Pray and Trust in God.

 ."Don't worry about the future, it brings fear. Don't think about the past, it brings tears. Live in the present, it br...
14/12/2014

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"Don't worry about the future, it brings fear. Don't think about the past, it brings tears. Live in the present, it bring cheers"

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12/12/2014

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10/12/2014

A MUST READ
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A Little girl and a father were
crossing the Bridge and then
the girl trembled in fear. The
father told her "Hold My Hand
dear so that you don't fall in
this river" The Little Girl
answered "No Dad, Hold my
hand
instead"
Puzzled the Dad asked "what’s
the difference?" The Little girl
Answered, "if I hold your Hand,
something may happen, and i
may let your hand go. But if
you
hold my Hand, i know, you'll
never let it go no matter what!"
THIS IS MY PRAYER FOR YOU.
"IN whatever Bridge of Life
your
crossing this year, May God our
Father, Hold your Hand and
make you land on the other
side
of Success and Prosperity"
Write AMEN, and Please don't
continue without writing
Amen

07/12/2014

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07/12/2014

Is another morninq.....

Type thank U jesus

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inbox.............

05/12/2014

First To Type yes online
Will Win A Prize Try And
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04/12/2014

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04/12/2014

Good morning....!!!
Which exams are you
writting?

03/12/2014

Wht do you want God to give you this morning
comment anything....

02/12/2014

First to type hello will win a reward

28/11/2014

2015jambite drop your phnombers here

28/11/2014

Jamb2015 answers will be postinq here live
just like this page

13/11/2014

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13/11/2014

testing how to be a better person tommorow

13/11/2014

testing

11/11/2014

TEACHER : You failure. At your age Bill Gates stood First in his Class..
AKPOS : Mind you Sir, at your age Hi**er committed Su***de.
She is coming, isn't she?.. They ve eaten, haven't they?
TEACHER: Give me another example?
AKPOS: Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
PASTOR: You know, money is not
everything
AKPOS: I know Pastor but I don't need everything, just
money
TEACHER: Oxygen was first discovered in the year
1772
AKPOS: But what were people breathing before that year?
TEACHER: Why did u urinate there. Didn't u see Don't
Urinate Here ?
AKPOS: I thot it was the name of the School.
One Word for Akpos

30/10/2014

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27/10/2014

if u get 6 correct u will b my profile pic 4 a week
1. My full name
2. My age
3. My favourite colour
4. A word I like saying
5. The type of phone that I use
6. My nick name
7. My favourite football club
8. Someone I love
9. My best friend name
10. My favourite artist

17/10/2014

BREAKING NEWS !!!
if u like don't believe "i wonder
why i should be
the one always brinqinq y'all
news
Well BALE IS DEAD '
Bale died early this Afternoon
around
1 . 05 Pm. According to a reliable source, he was
said to die
after an unsuccessful operation that was
performed on Him
recently. His burial to be fixed
during the weekend.
Bale Fakemi Oduwole Of Ipaja Land is a
Man of 63 yrs from Lagos state,
Nigeria. He was an industrious trader
who traded on palm oil and
tomatoes
More detail about the funeral
coming soon *oya shoot me

05/10/2014

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