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28/02/2024

you better werk 💦

she’s a gym gear girlie.
mainly because.
she be putting in werk.
i’m determined to build.
small but mighty habits.
even if it means.
showing up at twenty.
rather than one hun.
espesh when recovering.
from the covvie d.
first step is always.
make that s**t easy.
which this week.
has looked like.
laying out.
my ’s.
and exercise mat.
before bed.
so in the am.
it’s a no brainer.
here’s to.
keeping it consistent.
and a high tight ass.

25/02/2024

nailed it 😉

having my nails done.
makes me feel very much like.
i have my s**t together.
so couldn’t be more grateful.
that before contracting the ‘vid.
i visited .
for this sweet set of tips.
even though i’m laid up.
headachy and blergh.
my grooming game.
is still strong.

24/02/2024

🤒😷🤧

she defo ain’t looking like this.
tonight my friends.
your gal has covid.
a-fu***ng-gain.
so rather than glad rags.
it’s snot bags.
but that’s not.
my insta aesthetic.
so am throwing it back.
to my vally day ensemble.
please send sympathy.
and chocolate.

15/02/2024

back of the net 🖤

making more of an effort.
in 2024.
to not be such.
a reclusey goosey.
but that doesn’t mean.
being a loosey goosey.
getting all dolled up.
showing up.
connecting.
without getting s**tfaced.
really is this years energy.
it also means.
i remembered to document.
this fan-f**kin-tastic lewk.
because it ain’t often.
i’m in sheer.
instead of slouchy.
big up the .
for letting me use.
their gorge room.
to go from grot to glam.

make-up:
styling:
blazer: *pr
dress: for *pr
crop + skirt:
bag + shoes: *pr

14/02/2024

what’s love got to do with it? ❤️‍🔥

last night .
called us to .
to get our cupid on.
and i even got a cuddle.
we all know i have a thing.
for big bears. with big paws.
happy val day dahlins.
hope that no matter.
your relationship status.
it’s full of love.

📸:

09/02/2024

postcards from tenerife #3 💦

last of my tenerife pictorials.
you’ll be pleased to know.
i realised in a huge way.
on this little jaunt.
that i’m without doubt.
leaning into.
my rich auntie era.
which is ironic.
because i ain’t rich.
in the monetary sense.
but i’m so abundant in.
and surrounded by.
the best bubbas on earth.
and rather than visiting.
tenner’s all-inclusives.
with sprogs in tow.
i frequent the adult pool.
being served rosè.
all day.
and mini snacks.
with a 10 out of 10 view.
love it when the kiddies.
in my life ask.
where’s auntie lolli?
or larry.
if you know you know.
my fam and pals.
can respond with a smirk.
she’s gone away.
again.
and i hope they know.
when they grow up.
they too.
can have rich auntie energy.

04/02/2024

postcards from tenerife #2 🐚

nothing to see here folks.
just little ol’ me.
free titting on the beach.
as per.
it will be no surprise.
owing to my aesthetic.
that your girl be obsessed.
with these black sand beaches.
makes the water seem clearer.
and the sky seem bluer somehow.
took a minute today.
to write a few words.
on .
in my stories.
and thought.
i’d share them here an’ all.
you see that straight line.
of tan across my breasticle?
it’s not a shadow.
just a permanent reminder.
of my radiotherapy sesh’s.
so here’s my 20 pence worth.
a very important reminder.
that there is life beyond a diagnosis.
whether you’re all clear or not.
that there is life beyond cancer.
but early diagnosis is key to cure.
make today the day.
that you do your self-checks.
or make the appointment.
you’ve been putting off.
today with sun on skin.
sound of sea.
and sand under feet.
i’m so grateful.
that i did the latter.

03/02/2024

postcards from tenerife #1 🏝️

taking a couple days out.
after a mammoth shoot.
with the babes.
- more on that later. wink. -
here in tenerife.
soaking up some vitamin d.
before a booked and busy.
year ahead in blighty.
a much needed reset.
have booked myself into.
an all-inclusive. obvs.
and i think it’s safe to say.
at thirty eight years old.
i may as well be in the kids pool.
and you never know.
may finally find myself.
a cosplay .
your girl can but dream.
anyway here’s me on the balc.
making good use of the self-timer.

27/01/2024

back to school cool 📝

first full week back to work.
and it’s been double busy.
but absolutely brilliant.
made a decision not to.
do my usual.
of hitting the ground running.
because every time i do.
i trip over my own feets.
so even though it was.
non-stop in some respects.
i managed to stay present.
putting energy only into.
the things i’ve already begun.
rather than being unrealistic.
and applying too much pressure.
is this the ‘growth’.
that everybody harps on about?
hope so!
happy saturday team.

22/01/2024

one step at a time 👣

morning sunshines.
windy last night weren’t it?
i didn’t sleep well last night.
not because of lil old isha.
rattling up the gaff.
but because i felt edgy.
kind of anxious.
it’s only on waking.
that i realise.
it’s the back-to-school fear.
not because i don’t love.
what i get to do everyday.
but because i don’t feel.
like my ducks are in rows.
after a big break.
i’m all clear goals.
fresh bedding.
meals planned.
ready to roll.
today i’m very much.
what day is it?
half decorated kitchen.
remember to brush teeth.
and already my brain.
is telling me i’ve fu**ed it.
mad the conditioning.
we have to undo as we adult.
innit?
38 years of being a cog.
in a machine.
will do that to ya.
plans today are:
get outside.
remember to brush teeth.
sand and prime the kitchen.
freshen up the house.
long bath.
new sheets on bed.
stop being a prick to yourself.
have a great monday team.

outfit details…
jumper:
jacket: vintage
jeans: *pr
boots: sale
bag:

18/01/2024

dog face 🐶

couldn’t not.
commit this to the grid.
ray’s face says it all.
“not another fu***ng plant mum”
how do i explain to him.
that it’s an actual law.
that no visit.
to the giant orange gaff.
aka .
is considered complete.
unless you leave.
with a plant.
and / or.
plant pots.

12/01/2024

great lengths 🫶🏻

just a quick one to say.
thanks my lovers.
for the gorgey comments.
about your girls hurrr.
it’s a bold move.
to grow out the bowl cut.
but with this little lady.
living a softer life.
i needed to go.
for a softer looking lid.
lil bit more length on it.
then it’s a shaggy french bob.
me thinks anyway.
but yeah.
fankooo boos.

08/01/2024

rolling with the homie 🚗

lads the fu***ng snow today.
brought me all the joys.
espesh when they landed.
atop his little snooty nose.
couldn’t cope!
this time last year.
i didn’t have my license.
and i love that.
12 months on.
i can chuck raymond boi.
in the motor.
head off to forests.
to frolic in the snow.

07/01/2024

seven days 😮

oh my dayz bruv.
how has it been a week.
since we shook.
freshly manicured hands.
with a brand new year?
please don’t judge me.
for the fact.
i’m still making my way.
through my stockpile.
of cheese and chocolate.
and mostly in tracksuits.
but here i am.
exactly one week ago.
dressed head-to-toe.
in .
and joy.

05/01/2024

latergram ✌🏻

gonna have to keep rinsing.
the pics i have in the roll.
because current content.
would be me.
in bleach stained trackies.
clearing and cleaning.
sorting and scrubbing.
love starting the year.
with a fresh abode.
espesh as you’ll be seeing.
loads more of it this year.
wink.

outfit details:
leather bomber - vintage
jumper - men’s.
jeans - (pr)
bag -
jewellery- x (pr)

03/01/2024

she ain’t no diva 👑

gorgeous day for it.
exploring the ’s
the diva exhibition is a big mood.
if you can get over there. do.
and use the headphones.

outfit details:
leather bomber - vintage
jumper - men’s
jeans - (pr)
boots-
bag -

01/01/2024

birthday boi 🥳

my chonky little cherub.
turned two today.
twenty four months.
since this little angel.
landed on earth.
and graced us with his presence.
and not a day has passed.
that i haven’t counted.
my blessings.
and gratitudes.
that he’s mine.
love you my little ray ray.
here’s to many more years of you.

22/12/2023

jingle my bells 🎄

right then lads.
i’m bowing out of socials.
for the next seven.
to immerse myself.
in friends, family and festivities.
and cheese.
lots and LOTS of cheese.
there’s a lot of people.
who’ll be feeling far from jolly.
who will have empty seats at tables.
whose hearts will be hurty.
and to those people.
ray and i send so much love.
please take care of yourselves.
count your gratitudes.
count them again.
and remember that as of today.
the days get brighter.
the light comes back in.
merry Christmas you filthy animals.
in a bit.

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