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22/07/2023

My wife is fighting with my mother so I went to call my dad to come and see who's wife is going to win
😂😂

21/07/2023

Person wey no get nyash dey sell nyash cream, can you imagine!!!
🙄🙄

15/07/2023

No be to dey put up and grateful every morning !
shey you dey pray ??? God no dey view status oo 🚶🚶🚶

12/07/2023

Wahala no dey finish ooo, husband change em relationship status to single wife see am change her own to widowed

07/07/2023

Sometimes, I will just open my fridge and close it gbam
Coz the s0und makes me feel like I own a car.
😆 😝

07/07/2023

Someone said “A broke woman has no right to call a man broke. You can only call him your colleague.”

07/07/2023

I picked cond*m nd I put small milk in it and hang it at my neighbors window 🚶. They're still fighting since yesterday 😂 😝

Thank god for today’s work Done and dusted
13/12/2022

Thank god for today’s work
Done and dusted

I think my younger brother is being bullied
25/05/2021

I think my younger brother is being bullied

Me, I'm already dusting my international passport...
08/01/2020

Me, I'm already dusting my international passport...

Aba Boys... Weldon
08/01/2020

Aba Boys... Weldon

Which kin rough play is this? Please Donald Trump forgive him for he doesn't know what he is saying.
08/01/2020

Which kin rough play is this? Please Donald Trump forgive him for he doesn't know what he is saying.

Rest in Peace
08/01/2020

Rest in Peace

22/11/2019

My transformer haven't seen light for months 😢, all of a sudden light comes and boom high Bp kills the innocent transformer.

07/01/2019

Eat good food just incase u vomit.
My friend vomiuted rice and red oil 2day😟I use shame go buy two meat drop onto of her vomit

07/01/2019

Ever since I stopped sucking jollof rice from white nylon life have been miserable

07/01/2019

When you see a pregnant woman spitting..
Just know the baby has farted 😮

Some girls that take pics without makeups will be looking like uncompleted 😀😀
07/12/2018

Some girls that take pics without makeups will be looking like uncompleted 😀😀

20/09/2018

Beauty has finally left the eyes 👀 of the beholder, it's now in the hands 👐 of the Makeup artists 😂

17/09/2018

If d Bible was written in Nigeria,
Gen 1:3 will be like.."And God said let their be light"&
'NEPA said 4 wia'😂

12/09/2018

No 1 is as humble as a customer comin 2 buy on credit, he wil be lyk "give me d fresh pepper 4 hand,save ur nylon"😂

01/09/2018

YoU wore high waist trousers during pregnancy now you're asking why your baby's head looks like frying pan.
🙄😛

01/09/2018

I invite you to come and eat fish, you dey wash two hands, Me weh pay for the fish go baff na 😑

01/09/2018

Not all marriages start with .."will you marry me?" Some start with " I am pregnant "

01/09/2018

Don't allow ur husband to pray silently cos d idiot might be asking God for a girlfriend

19/08/2018

Na them dey rush us na them dey rush us till you give her belle her family go rush you join

14/08/2018

A marine engineer that can tell a girl with marine spirit, is that one an engineer?

05/08/2018

If you girlfriend do not want to introduce you to the parents, impregnate her, sit back and relax her parents will come and introduce them self

31/07/2018

Imagine fi*****ng a pregnant woman and the baby bites you
😭

30/07/2018

Aunty you can't be ugly and still ignore guys messages, what if they want to tell you there is a new filter
😂 😂

30/07/2018

Any boo that is not responsiboo, reliaboo, availaboo or sensiboo is a baboo

30/07/2018

I miss s*x so much that I am always jealous of my door when ever I put the key in it

29/07/2018

With the way it is raining this days ehh if you see animals working in twos follow them ooo
They might be going to Noah's ark

28/07/2018

This raining season will not allow somebody to know if it's COLD or CONJI

28/07/2018

Stop blaming ur kids 4 being dull, irresponsible n naughty.
Wot product wia u expecting 4rm Doggy Style 😂

27/07/2018

Why are people complaining of APC candidates moving to PDP?
Its rainy season naa😅😅they need Umbrella not Broom😂

27/07/2018

Seeing what Qatar is doing with their oil money makes me wonder if Nigeria is selling groundnut oil/ palm oil

😂 😂
26/07/2018

😂 😂

25/07/2018

2mins passport
2mins passport
But they will use 10mins to adjust your coconut head 😛😛

23/07/2018

Bride price should be paid based on breast size, afterall watermelon is more expensive than orange.

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