Lotsa Pasta

11/06/2024

And just like that, i forgot to post this episode yesterday.
What can i say, sometimes, life gets in the way in the best way.

But hey, here's the kinda conclusion to last episode's Retired Detective story.
Let's hear it from Grandpa.

https://soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/episode-two-hundred-seventy-three-bedtime-stories-with-grandpa-part-two

13/05/2024

And just like that, the show is back.
And just like that, we're reviewing s**tty horror movies and reading stories just like old times.
Speaking of OLD - Grandpa called and wants to tell me some stories. He also told me to call the cops, so i brought Deputy Dewey along. That counts, right?

The Deputy is back and he killed the Sheriff himself. What more need be said? A lot, I suppose. Join us for some NIGHT SWIM and join us for some more hard-bo...

30/04/2024

Last of Us DLC!
Something something le****ns.
Something something trauma.
Something something origin story.
YEAH! This is it. This is the end.
Hope you enjoyed the series!

Something something young le***an experience. Something something love. Something something death. Something something let’s crash the mall: Avril Lavigne. I...

16/04/2024

That's the end but it's not all, baby.
Part 7 is the end but we have the DLC on Part 8 coming out soon!

So we’ve reached the end of our journey. How much denim have we found? Who knows. Does it bother you that I’ve made a big enough narrative point about it but...

02/04/2024

We know what you're looking for. We know what you're lacking.
EDUCATION. RIGHT. That's the answer, Joel!
Let's go to college!

We’re off to college and I don’t mean that in the traditional sense. I wish I did. Maybe. I don’t know. It’s tough to talk about the education system like it...

21/03/2024

OUTLAST TRIALS W/ Glitch Blob

OUTLAST(me) TRIALS(daddy) w/ GLITCHBLOBTV

19/03/2024

This episode hurts.
I mean, this game hurts. Parts of this game hurts more than others.
What more can i say.
The Last of Us is about those of us that survive that hurt.
The ones that keep on living.
The Lat of Us.

Welcome to the halfway point. We're in for a doozy.

This is an episode about brothers. Truly, the love and bond between two male siblings, one older always feeling like they’re forced to look out for the one t...

14/03/2024

Me, Glitch Blob , and frowns are live for a bit!

Join us for some Outlast Trials!!

OUTLAST TRIALS w/ GLITCHBLOBTV

07/03/2024

Let's see if this is as cool as everyone says it is, yeah?

HELLDIVERS II STREAM TONIGHT

HELL(yeah)DIVERS II BB

04/03/2024

Let's break up the monotony of Joel's Denim adventure for a week while we reel in a new episdoe of the podcast real quick. I pulled Mr. SkellyBones up out of the depths with my strong arms and he showed me his downstairs mixup. Let's get into it.

So, Slappy haunted my dreams as a kid, that’s no surprise. I’ll talk about that forever. I’ll talk about how the Goosebumps TV show haunted me as a kid. That’s fine. Curse me, if you will. But maybe i

22/02/2024

Tune in if ya like for some SPOOKY SPLASHES w/ Glitch Blob

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20/02/2024

We've officially hit the half way point of Joel and Ellie's denim adventure. This is episode 4 of 8 and if you needed a time to catch up, it's now!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl8Bfvy11QU

of us

You think, after how the last episode ended, it’s all smooth sailing from here on out, eh? WRONG. LOSER. YOU’RE A LOSER FOR THINKING THAT. It’s just the fact...

05/02/2024

Uncle Bill picks you up and fixes you a nice truck and says, "Ass, gas, or grass?"
Well, we all know what Frowns is choosing.

So here we are with Uncle Bill. What a tragic character. And man, did they ramp up the gay for his tv show Ron Swanson counterpart. I don’t have a problem wi...

22/01/2024

Frowns and I are back for Part Two of our play-through of THE LAST OF US;
Promising more death, more drama, and more denim than episode one.
We're going for that triple-dong-Denzel.

Sometimes you lose a good girl like you lose a good pair of Jeans. Tess, we knew you not so well. You were a bad ass bitch in a tight pair of denim and that’...

08/01/2024

Happy New Year everyone!
Here's a promised play through to get us through the first few weeks of 2024!
And with Frowns McBooHoo, no less!

The road may be long and hard, but so are my pants. You need good pants for an arduous journey, after all. The only thing you really need at the end of the d...

25/12/2023

And thus comes the conclusion of our spidery-christmas-story-epic-thing.
I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and will continue to have an even happier New Year - where we'll see you on the other side, with more late, probably Christmas associated material. I don't know. We'll see. Bye bye.

I’m gonna make that joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, now. Well, I guess I already did, didn’t I? Christmas is supposed to be a day about getting together with the family or those clos

11/12/2023

We're hitting you with a two-fer this holiday season and i don't just mean a back to back 2 episode story arc. This is special for two more reasons: It's a Christmas episode AND it's a 69th episode. And you know what that means.
We're partying with the ghost of christmas dankers past: Frowns McBooHoo himself.

I’d make a joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, but it seems too easy. The truth is, I drug myself throughout this entire season. I can’t stand it, to be honest. The entire capitalist, co

27/11/2023

We may be HAILING TO THE KING today but he's not the only royalty horror we've got to celebrate. Welcome our newest guest, my good friend ROYALE w/ CHEESE.

BUT YOU’VE GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS. Ain’t that right people? Today’s episode introduces us to a new guest that needs a perfect introduction in an otherwise perfect little contained episode. Royale w/ Chees

14/11/2023

Kitty visited us all the way from New Zealand.

I have people in my life that won't even drive an hour and she comes all the way across the fu***ng planet. It's some mind-blowing s**t.
You've genuinely changed my life, Kitty. Thank you for being such an amazing person - first - and fan - second.

The world is changed. I feel it in the creeps. I feel it in the pasta. I smell it in the w**d. Much that once was across the fu***ng planet is now here, for those of us crazy enough to accept it. It b

23/10/2023

Want to hear more about Halloween Horror Nights both in Orlando and California?

Well, you're in luck because my beau and I are here to discuss everything about it. I even go back to reference my first trip in 2019 with my brothers, first mentioned on Episode 148, up until my recent trip this October. The event keeps getting better and I already cannot wait for next year!

Today is a personal episode for me. I don’t share much about my personal life and I do that on purpose as to not mix what it is about performing on this show with what it means for me to live my life

16/10/2023

I hope everyone is doing well and gearing up for an exciting Halloween episode.
This isn't that.
Let's dive back into the world of Creepypasta and see how the sausage is made.

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09/10/2023

So THE DEVIL walks into a bar...
No, this isn't the start of a joke but the premise of this story.
Join me as we find out what SHE has to say!

So, the Devil walks into a bar. No, that isn’t the start to a joke or anything, I’m literally telling you the Devil just walked into the bar. Fine, don’t believe me. But let me tell you, she looks hot

25/09/2023

Been gone for a bit, sorry bout that.
WhereAmI? and I got lost in California for like 8 days.
Hit up Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood.
Recorded an episode talking about it after.
Nice.

I’VE BEEN AWAY. TO A DISTANT LAND. You might even say, WHEREAMI? No, really, you might say that, cause he is here too. Where? CALIFORNIA, BI***ES. We went to Disneyland cause he’s never been but ALSO

06/09/2023

Tom, what are you doing? NO, put the podcast down!
Bad, Tom! BAD.
What did I tell you about threatening me with the podcast.
'That that will always backfire,' yes, thank you.

Quick episode gets quick write-up intro. Tom Bongbadil was in town, I strapped him down to a chair and made him read with me. That’s it. Wanna fight about it? I wouldn’t. We read two no sleep stories

21/08/2023

Man. It blows my mind that we have fans across the fu***ng globe.
Kitty AKA Torus Filth is back for another episode live from New Zealand.
Check it out as we read some NOT HOT BUT SPICY.

What can I say about Not Hot But Spicy forums that hasn’t been said in this episode or any of the other 7 episodes? Nothing. That’s right, NOTHING. If you’ve gotten this far, you know what we’re all a

07/08/2023

I don't have anything clever to say. This episode is something else. lol

You ever get released from your really strict and kinda crazy mental asylum just to go to another mental asylum that isn’t as bad? Me too. I have feelings about this ending. They’re not good feelings.

12/06/2023

Yeah so. We're back to Mondays. Just because. No reason.
It wasn't because i needed more time to finish this episode and just didn't wanna do it.
It wasn't that.
That has nothing to do with the quality of the episode at all.

Is this going to be better or more exciting than the other part? No, not really. I’m just laying it all out there that we totally didn’t know what we were getting into and that’s why it’s so disappoin

31/05/2023

A new series?
With WHEREAMI?
Is it good?
Not really?
NEAT-O!

What can I say about this next series with WhereAmi? That already hasn’t been said on some of his other episodes… We’re easily excitable. We over-exaggerate. We use hyperbole a bunch. We’re eager. We

24/05/2023

Oh s**t, sorry Fam. No episode today. I was in Mexico this last week for work and was wayyy too busy with the tequila to work on the show. Lol

17/05/2023

Midnight Bride brought her hubby along for an episode and we thought it apt to name him like we named her; Thus, we are born with Afternoon Groom. He's got that , or, as others would say that .
YOU DECIDE.
I mean, you don't. He's just a goof. Take a joke.

New season, new talent. What can I say? We gotta keep the train rolling and we gotta keep picking up passengers and sharing the load. Fu***ng fat load, you know what I’m saying. Fu***ng HUGE load for