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08/07/2020

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01/02/2017
In memoriam: The Dandy Goat

Goodbye, dear readers. The Dandy Goat has left this world to graze in other pastures.

The world of free online content is mourning the loss of a rising star. The Dandy Goat, which has published more than 800 articles since its launch in June of 2

16/12/2016
Jacquie Lawson to offer “adults only” e-cards

Among the e-card messages are “Forest animals are cute, but they're also horny,” “I’m not menopausal yet,” and “I don’t have Alzheimer’s, but I can’t remember the last time we screwed.”

E-card company jacquielawson.com has announced it will offer a new line of adult-themed e-cards for people who want to send a “naughty more than nice” greet

16/12/2016
Are albinos taking unfair advantage of white privilege?

If you're not angry now, you will be after reading about these racial con artists.

A recent study by the Ford Foundation is stirring controversy over its claims that thousands of albinos are taking advantage of white privilege, resulting in un

16/12/2016
Long before Barbie, Raggedy Ann was promoting an unrealistic body image

Decades before Barbie caused girls to believe that beautiful women had fixed elbows and breasts with no ni***es, a simple rag doll was already promoting unrealistic standards of beauty. (From the deep archives)

By the 1930s, young women — desperate to look like Raggedy Ann — were gluing cotton sheets to their faces and surgically implanting colorful yarn in their scalps.

12/12/2016
‘Hamilton diner’ just going to order for whole table

'I know that my decision won’t be popular, but it’s not my job to do what’s popular, but rather to do what’s right,' said self-described 'Hamilton diner' Chris Runsup.

WACO, Texas -- A self-described “Hamilton diner” has taken it upon himself to ignore the wishes of everyone at his restaurant table and order for them.

09/12/2016
Drug lord escapes from high-security convention

The high-ranking member of the Pfizer Cartel is known to be armed with company-branded pens and tote bags and should be considered dangerous, say FDA officials.

LAS VEGAS -- The FDA has launched a nationwide manhunt for one of the world’s most powerful drug lords who escaped from a high-security convention on Thursday

07/12/2016

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07/12/2016
Russians behind fake US news awfully good at sounding like Uncle Ron

They have mastered the art of writing copy that looks like it was written by a Midwestern factory worker who dropped out of high school at age 16.

INDIANAPOLIS -- The nefarious Russian agents who published hundreds of fake internet news articles to undermine the 2016 U.S. elections and hand the presidency

03/12/2016
10 great tricks to remember names

Number 6: Connect the name with a job. Immediately ask what the person what does for a living, and in your mind, connect it to his name. If you introduce the person to someone else, then you can say, “I’d like you to meet Don the unemployed.”

Do you dislike going to social events because you’re terrible with remembering names? Use these 10 great tricks to avoid making yourself look like a self-cen

03/12/2016
Spirit of giving: Zuckerberg vows to donate 99 percent of your personal data to charity

Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan are estimated to be worth trillions of individual data points that include your age, preferences, employer, places of residence, alma mater and political affiliations.

SAN FRANCISCO -- Facebook co-founder and current CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he and his wife are going to donate 99 percent of users’ personal data

02/12/2016
Trump picks Candy McKitten as Secretary of Office

Sources say that not only is McKitten nice to look at, she also does that thing where she absentmindedly traces the outline of her full lips with a pen while reading emails, which is just, oh man.

WASHINGTON -- Saying that he cannot work in an environment full of women who are merely competent in their jobs, President-elect Donald Trump has chosen Washing

02/12/2016
The Cowardly Lion Killed By Trophy Hunters

Now he and Cecil can play together in that big savanna in the sky.

The beloved childhood character, The Cowardly Lion, was killed today by sport trophy hunters.

28/11/2016
Trump names Chris Christie as secretary of steak

Not everyone in the GOP is happy about Trump's pick.

President-elect Donald Trump served up his latest Cabinet appointment on Monday, announcing he had chosen New Jersey governor Chris Christie to be secretary of

28/11/2016

BREAKING: Trump names next U.S. secretary of steak.

28/11/2016
Communist as***le dead at 90

Sad news from the world of dips and dipwads.

Cheering crowds continued to throng the streets of downtown San Francisco into the early hours of Monday morning as they celebrated the death of outspoken commu

25/11/2016
Dyslexic ISIS cleric issues fatwa on Kirstie Alley

On this day last year, the world was shocked after a fatwa was issued on the beloved star of 'Look Who's Talking' and 'Look Who's Talking Too'

Former “Cheers” actress Kirstie Alley was believed to be in hiding somewhere in California Tuesday night after the Islamic State issued a fatw

19/11/2016
TRUMP WINS

From our friends at TheMeach.com

Donald Trump's victory speech.

18/11/2016
Safety pin turns white hipster into Martin Luther King Jr.

Are you wearing a safety pin? If so, you need to be aware of the possible consequences.

NEW YORK -- An online content manager who bravely decided to wear a safety pin has turned into Martin Luther King Jr., according to hundreds of witnesses. Se

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