Guddu & Gang

16/10/2019

Bas itna hona hai ke jab aaye to apna tod saku 😅😅

16/10/2019

are just 🙄🙄
Let them and 🙂😉

16/10/2019

मैं वो सवाल हूँ जिसका कोई जवाब नहीं,

हर एक अपने तरीके से टालता है मुझे | 😶

16/10/2019

बहुत दर्द लिखा है इन हाथों ने😶😶😶

इन हाथों को कोई फाँसी पर लटकाओ।😜

16/10/2019

कुछ नेकिया ऐसी भी होनी चाहिए, 😇

जिनका खुदा के सिवा कोई गवाह ना हो ✌️

16/10/2019

कौन क्या है कहना मुश्किल है, 😏😏

लोग ऐसे-ऐसे मेरे सामने आए ।😶😶

16/10/2019

#वक्त नही #भूख बताती है कब #खाना है, 😶🤐
#गरीबो के यहा #ब्रेकफास्ट #डिनर का #रिवाज नही ।

16/10/2019

#जिन्दगी तू ही बता कुछ तुझको #जीने के लिए ! 😶😶

#ठोकरें देता फिरूँ , या #ठोकरें खाता फिरूँ !! 😜😜

16/10/2019

हर ऐक #आईने मे निहारा मैने अपनी #खामियों को,😶😶

कमबख्त हर बार अलग #गलती का #गुनहगार निकला।🤐

16/10/2019

रिश्ते के साथ नहीं आते,

आप जब चाहो इन्हे #खत्म कर सकते हो || ✌️✌️

16/10/2019

अजीब सी #मिठास है मुझ #गरीब के #खून मे, जिसे #मौका मिलता है पीता जरूर है 😑

16/10/2019

#लफ्ज तो #झूठ बोल लेते हैं,,,🙊🙊🤐
#निगाहे #उसूलों पर टिकी रहती है..🙈🙈

16/10/2019

Jo log jalte h aapse unke upar thodi daal kar kahiye !! !! 🙏👊

16/10/2019

साफ #दामन का #दौर तो कबका खत्म हुआ साहब, 😐
अब तो लोग अपने #धब्बों पर #गुरुर करने लगे है | 🤐🤐

16/10/2019

I am the supreme Court of my house...Meri baat bhi koi ni sunta 😐

16/10/2019

Apna to har saal ka plan fix h, Last year nhi gye the, iss saal nhi jana h 😐😐✌️✌️

16/10/2019

Atleast someone loves me and fights 💪 for me....Love U my 🥰😋

05/11/2017

जिस रफ़्तार से तू निकल रही है ज़िन्दगी
एक चालान तो तेरा भी बनता है 🤔👮

15/10/2015

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

15/10/2015

Dear Me ----- One Day I will Make U Proud.... B|

15/10/2015

There are very few people in this world that know the REAL me......
the rest of you know the me I chose to let you see!

15/10/2015

Some people are so poor , all they have is money !

15/10/2015

Just because I don't believe in Love at First Sight, it does not mean I will stop others from falling each time I pass by..!! :p

22/09/2015

Need more admins.......first 3 lykrs or commntrs will get this position...😎😎😎

10/09/2015

Dafaaq😂😂

22/08/2015

Lol...

23/02/2015

Very true 😂😂

23/02/2015

Try To Keep That Person Happy Always,
Whom You See Everyday In The Mirror..

25/10/2014

who wants to be admin here ???

28/12/2013

Dont Kill urself after Reading this
ZARINE, KARINA, KATRINA.
Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori kyo
hai..?
Socho.... . .
Kyuki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai...
Aue Rin deta hai Chauka Dene
Wali Safedi..!!! :p

***n

12/10/2013

GuYs kese kese log h iss dumiya mai

Jab mai so raha tha to muje jaga kar keh rha h jaag rahe ho kya :p

***n

03/10/2013

A Chinese Call center:
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes you can speak to me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent!
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to speak to anyone. But what's the urgent matter about?
Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name.
Operator: That's what I said. I am Saw Ree...
Caller: Oh...God..!
chinese are so confusing Yar!!

01/10/2013

16 साल की उम्र में पहली बार किया तो खून आया।
दूसरी बार किया तो दर्द हुआ।
तीसरी बार किया तो जलन हुई।
चौथी बार किया तो आसानी से हुआ। . . .
अरे कमीनों, शेविंग का अनुभव बता रहा हूँ। अपनी सोच बदलो।
नटखट

01/10/2013

Wife Calls hubby...
Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon
aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K
Saath Bethi Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K
Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi

01/10/2013