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The Early Birds Morning Show Morning Radio Show Podcast. Jason and Ryan breaking down your week and talking about virtually nothi follow us on TWITTER!!

Jason, Ryan and possible guests sit down with you and find all the weird wacky stories you can tell at the water cooler, give you random facts to sound smarter and spread their abundance SWAG as they call someone out to step their SWAG up!

Ball is life
23/08/2015

Ball is life

The Detroit Lions DJ was on point last night during their first Pre-season game against the New York Jets.After Geno Smi...
14/08/2015

The Detroit Lions DJ was on point last night during their first Pre-season game against the New York Jets.

After Geno Smith had his jaw broken earlier this week after a teammate punched him; When it was announced Thursday at Ford Field that he was inactive for the game, the DJ at Ford Field started playing The Weeknd's "Can't feel my face"

Thursday night was a rough one for New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith, who had surgery on the jaw that the punch of a former teammate, IK Enemkpali, broke Tuesday. But the pain didn't stop there...

Uh oh! A new Jumanji movie is being released on Christmas 2016. I wonder how Jason feels about this?--Ryan
06/08/2015

Uh oh! A new Jumanji movie is being released on Christmas 2016. I wonder how Jason feels about this?

--Ryan

Yup, Sony is officially remaking "Jumanji" -- and it's your 2016 Christmas present. If you're of the anti-remake mindset, that news may make you as angry as a troop of monkeys destroying a kitchen. But

New Movie Alert!!!! WHEN Minions ATTACK!
04/08/2015

New Movie Alert!!!!

WHEN Minions ATTACK!

A giant inflatable Minion caused chaos for commuters in north Dublin when it came loose from its restraints.

"Lets burn sh*t" took a more literal meaning this week in Idaho.A cyclist took a pit stop, relieved himself, then tried ...
24/07/2015

"Lets burn sh*t" took a more literal meaning this week in Idaho.

A cyclist took a pit stop, relieved himself, then tried to burn his toilet paper (So he must of planned this since he had tp on him), then his burnt toilet paper caused a 73 ACRE WILDFIRE!!!!

Now he maybe fined the entire cost of putting out the wildfire.

I believe Smokey Bear is hitting his head against the wall right now.

Authorities say a cyclist will be fined and could have to pay the full cost of extinguishing a 73-acre fire he inadvertently set in the foothills of Boise, Idaho, when he tried to burn his toilet paper...

The jerk cops didn't even bring the good stuff either.
23/07/2015

The jerk cops didn't even bring the good stuff either.

When a Florida woman took to Twitter on Tuesday to request that someone bring her some w**d, deputies responded.

Hey look at this! Jason and Ryan have just recorded Episode 3? or Episode 4? They can't remember it has been two whole m...
22/07/2015

Hey look at this!

Jason and Ryan have just recorded Episode 3? or Episode 4? They can't remember it has been two whole months without one.

They talk about their favorite Robin Williams movie in remembrance of what would have been his 64th birthday today, what television characters they embody the most, going on a date with someone in the New York City Subway and death by atomic we**ie.

Hope you all enjoy!

http://www.podcasts.com/the-early-birds-podcast-8c8a65a17

Jason and Ryan revive The Early Birds Morning Show. While they create this podcast from the city of Detroit and Chicago, they will go over the world of odd news, any and all sports and call out any person or celebrity that needs to step their SWAG UP!

"St. Clair was found dead with his underwear pulled over his head, with the elastic band cutting off his air."The man wa...
21/07/2015

"St. Clair was found dead with his underwear pulled over his head, with the elastic band cutting off his air."

The man was sentenced to 30 years in prison.

I honestly have no words. I am speechless.

--Ryan

A judge told Brad Davis just how long he'll spend in prison for the crime.

Tragic news to start the holiday weekend: The new design for bubble wrap is taking over and its... UNPOPPABLESorry to ru...
03/07/2015

Tragic news to start the holiday weekend: The new design for bubble wrap is taking over and its... UNPOPPABLE

Sorry to ruin your weekend already

Our ruthless new era of super-efficient global shipping has made it irrelevant.

On Monday night, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert took over "Only in Monroe" a cable access program in Monroe, Michiga...
02/07/2015

On Monday night, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert took over "Only in Monroe" a cable access program in Monroe, Michigan.

He also had Eminem as a guest and quizzed him on Bob Seger lyrics.

This has to be one of the coolest things I've seen a celebrity do.

-Ryan

No music. No studio audience. Pure genius. Stephen Colbert surprised a few locals when he dropped in for a beer and a burger in Monroe, Michigan, on Monday night. But it turns out that wasn't all t

Rest In Peace Derrick NashOur thoughts and prayers and with your friends and family
23/06/2015

Rest In Peace Derrick Nash

Our thoughts and prayers and with your friends and family

Central Michigan football player Derrick Nash passed away Monday following his second battle with acute lymphoblastic leukemia.

Truly a sad day in Illinois Friday, as we lost 70,000 pounds of bacon in what I will say is the worst train crash in Ame...
09/06/2015

Truly a sad day in Illinois Friday, as we lost 70,000 pounds of bacon in what I will say is the worst train crash in American History. Please take some time today and pray for all that was lost.


(Obviously this is Ryan posting this story)

70,000 pounds of bacon spill in Illinois Amtrak crash. An Amtrak train collided with a semitrailer carrying 70,000 pounds of bacon in Illinois on Friday.

You think Tom Brady got hosed by being suspended 4 games for deflating footballs, imagine if you're Von Miller and you g...
05/06/2015

You think Tom Brady got hosed by being suspended 4 games for deflating footballs, imagine if you're Von Miller and you get fined by your own teammates for frequently passing gas in meetings!

Ryan just hopes his wife doesn't take wind of this or he is going to be very poor

The Broncos are forever changing the course of football history.

Really?!? Charges filed for cheering loud at a high school graduation!!! I mean, yeah those people are annoying but damn...
04/06/2015

Really?!? Charges filed for cheering loud at a high school graduation!!!

I mean, yeah those people are annoying but damn they don't deserve to be kicked out of the ceremony and then charged with a crime.

I can't believe people sometimes.

--Ryan

At least three people are facing the prospect of $500 fines and six-month jail terms after they were said to have yelled and clapped during a graduation ceremony in Mississippi.

Youths
03/06/2015

Youths

Have you missed any of the two podcasts done by Jason and Ryan? If yes, click on the link below and take a listenIf no, ...
27/05/2015

Have you missed any of the two podcasts done by Jason and Ryan?

If yes, click on the link below and take a listen

If no, awesome, you're amazing!

If there are any topics you want these two to talk about feel free to shoot them an email at [email protected]

Don't be shy, we want to hear from you or at least Jason does, Ryan is just doing the podcast to hear his own voice.

Jason and Ryan revive The Early Birds Morning Show. While they create this podcast from the city of Detroit and Chicago, they will go over the world of odd news, any and all sports and call out any person or celebrity that needs to step their SWAG UP!

Jason and Ryan are back with Episode 2 of the Early Birds Podcast entitled "We Remembered We Started a Podcast"We go ove...
23/05/2015

Jason and Ryan are back with Episode 2 of the Early Birds Podcast entitled "We Remembered We Started a Podcast"

We go over the Maxim Hot 100 List, Must see TV/Movies that neither of us have seen, The Miami Marlins manager situation and why we are both qualified, Ways to improve the NFL Draft town for next year and of course celebrity birthdays.

Jason and Ryan revive The Early Birds Morning Show. While they create this podcast from the city of Detroit and Chicago, they will go over the world of odd news, any and all sports and call out any person or celebrity that needs to step their SWAG UP!

The Foo Fighters closed out the LAST Late Show with David Letterman and had a video recapping all 33 years on television...
21/05/2015

The Foo Fighters closed out the LAST Late Show with David Letterman and had a video recapping all 33 years on television.

We will all miss David and hope he enjoys retirement

Foo Fighters perform "Everlong" accompanied by highlights spanning 33 years of Dave's late-night career on the final episode of The Late Show with David Lett...

20/05/2015

Some days we all need a cheerleader by our side

About a month ago the ladies of SketchShe took us through the time of music. Of course there has to be a response/guys v...
04/05/2015

About a month ago the ladies of SketchShe took us through the time of music. Of course there has to be a response/guys version.

We want to know who did better?

(Original Video in comments)

A gentleman's guide to car travel through the eras of music. Fasten your suspenders and hold on to your bow tie as this trio complements the original Mime Th...

Check out how Jason finished in the 10th Annual Wrigleyville "Race to Wrigley" 5K last weekend.
29/04/2015

Check out how Jason finished in the 10th Annual Wrigleyville "Race to Wrigley" 5K last weekend.

Sadly Conan O'Brien Presents: Team Coco is right
29/04/2015

Sadly Conan O'Brien Presents: Team Coco is right

The First Early Birds Podcast is up and ready for listening. Jason and Ryan go over where they are in their lives, the 1...
26/04/2015

The First Early Birds Podcast is up and ready for listening. Jason and Ryan go over where they are in their lives, the 10th anniversary of Youtube, how white people are ruining music and "Weird Al" Yankovic's career and the state of Hollywood with all the reboots, sequels and prequels. Enjoy!

Jason and Ryan revive The Early Birds Morning Show. While they create this podcast from the city of Detroit and Chicago, they will go over the world of odd news, any and all sports and call out any person or celebrity that needs to step their SWAG UP!

23/04/2015

Hey we are still here! Also we are excited to announce that Jason and Ryan are back! We will start doing an Early Birds Podcast and bring the same antics that we did back in the day. The podcast will be up this Sunday. I hope all of you will take the time to listen!

Would you say yes to any of these Promposals?
15/04/2014

Would you say yes to any of these Promposals?

These high schoolers are finding some creative and funny ways of asking for a date to the prom.

How do your life skills compare to The Early Birds?Jason: 59Ian: 74Ben: 90
15/04/2014

How do your life skills compare to The Early Birds?

Jason: 59
Ian: 74
Ben: 90

Everyone should know how to do these things. Right?

08/04/2014

Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

08/04/2014


1. You've Got Mail, Still No Pizza.
2. Forgetting To Untie Sarah Marshall
3. 50 Cent's First Dates
4. Love Actually Doesn't Exist
5. She's Out of My Bowling League
6. Along Came Pauly D
7. The Time Traveler's Other Wife.
8. The Princess Bridezilla
9. Definitely, Maybe, Possibly, Someday, I Dunno, We'll See.
10. The (DeVry) Graduate
11. Silver Linings Facebook
12. Forgetting Sarah Palin
13. Sleeveless in Seattle
14. How to Lose Guy Fieri in 10 Days
15. My Best Friend's Bedding
16. 10 Things I Hate About Clue
17. I Love You, Manti T'eo.

Best 2014 April Fool's Pranks!
03/04/2014

Best 2014 April Fool's Pranks!

It's April Fools, the day where everyone tries to be funny — and some people actually succeed! We've rounded up the best of the internet's pranks, so you won't be fooled into believing that tiny kitten hiking boots are a reality -- sob!

03/04/2014


1. MehCupid: The online dating site that pairs you with someone you might be able to tolerate.
2. NutritionNag, with a voice that sounds like your mom's asking "Do you really need to eat that, dear?"
3. Flippy Bird, which simply flips the bird at you
4. Words with Ross, Rachel, Monica, Pheobe, Joey, and Chandler
5. SnapChatRoullete: It could send to anyone
6. SnapeChat: You can only talk to Professor Snape
7. Find My Father
8. Words With Exes
9. Kazaam - It's Shazam but Shaq sings every song back to you while dressed as a genie
10. Gassy Buddy
11. TinderGarten: Hook ups for kids.
12. Mentally Stable Birds
13. John Candy crush saga
14. Okstupid
15. InstaSpam
16. Google Pluto
17. Facebookie
18. Vegetable Ninja

03/04/2014

Defenders of tipping say it rewards better service. People who've studied it say it rewards drawing smiley faces on checks, crouching next to a table, and four other peer-reviewed tactics.

03/04/2014

Common fact: They're all weirdos.

But did he apply to Central Michigan University?
03/04/2014

But did he apply to Central Michigan University?

It's tough enough to get into one Ivy League school. But all eight? That's what happened to Kwasi Enin, a student at William Floyd High School in Mastic Beach, N.Y., this week. The 17-year-old received acceptance letters from Brown, Columbia, Cor...

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