Rhyl News On Broadcast

05/11/2024

The UK's WORST seaside town. It is as finished as Krusty the clown. 🤡

The streets are increasingly quiet. Everyone is on a diet. 🤫

Full of fast food, one-star hygiene and dirt. The deterioration of this town does hurt.🤢

Rhyl will never be the same again. It is so dead you can hear the far away chime of Big Ben. ⏰️

One local said she'd "never known it so bad" as businesses closed and the streets remained empty.

20/03/2024

Rhyl's Beach is ranked the worst in the land. 🤢

You'll be lucky if you don't find dog s**t in the sand. 💩

There's lots of broken glass to cause a bleeding hand. 🩸

Lots of people are calling Rhyl a dump. 🗑

It's even more hated than Donald Trump. 🤡

It's as bad at a chewy piece of fat from a cut of rump. 🤮

Think I will leave Rhyl for good playing the song 'Mama Do The Hump.' 🎶👋

Rhyl in North Wales was dubbed the worst beach in the UK last year, and it seems that some visitors to the area agree, with one branding it "the worst place I have ever been"

08/02/2024

This Cockatoo has been spending too much time in a Rhyl house. 🏠

It's made him go cranky. 😬

Rhyl makes everyone bonkers. 🦜🤣

20/01/2024

DO YOU LIKE DONALD TRUMP?

BECAUSE RHYL IS A DUMP.

PEOPLE REGRET MOVING HERE.

THEY DROWN THEIR SORROWS WITH A BEER.

PEOPLE LAUGH AT KRUSTY THE CLOWN.

BUT THEY SHOULD LAUGH AT RHYL BECAUSE IT IS SO RUNDOWN.

EVERYTHING IS GOING BUST.

THE CRIME IS RIFE AND EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN DUST.

GET OUT OF RHYL WHILE YOU CAN.

LET THE SCUMBAGS STAY WITH THEIR DRINK DRIVING BAN. 👇

Rhyl in North Wales has been branded "shoddy" and "rundown" as seafront amenities shut down.

13/03/2023

RHYL STINKS: TOWN RANKED IN WORST SEASIDE TOWNS ACROSS BRITAIN. 💩✅️

22/02/2023

Rhyl man hides in Gordon Ramsay's Taco dish. 😱🌮

20/02/2023

Oh Rhyl is full of s**t full of s**t full of s**t.

Oh Rhyl is full of s**t. My fair lady.

08/02/2023

The man took lots of building supplies.

He stunk of egg and attracted flies.

The guy stole £121.97 worth of children's toys.

This Rhyl man thought his whole life was a job for the boys.

Rhyl scum hid toys up his bum.

Grow up. Do your sentence and no more messing around in Rhyl. 😮👇

A MAN from Rhyl was handed a suspended sentence after admitting to two counts of theft in the town.

17/01/2023

P**n noises live on the BBC. Bet someone from Rhyl did it. 😱🤣

20/10/2022

He threatened to burn down a house.
The Rhyl man is squeaky like a mouse.

He smashed up a Renault Clio with a bat.
Acting like scum the Rhyl man is a rat.
He is very skinny, he will never be fat.
The guy is so bald he needs to wear a hat.

The Rhyl man has been jailed.
His attack and threats failed.

The victim was meant to start as a Dominoes pizza driver.

This Rhyl man's assets are worth no more than a fiver.

John Geary made threats to the family that things would 'end badly' if he was not paid

19/09/2022

This is referring to high street.
All these rough dogs are out for meat.
Would you ever sacrifice your parakeet?
Rhyl dog owners are feeling the heat.

This was always going to be in Rhyl.
Pitbulls glide across town. What a thrill.

This town is out of control.
When the dog bites it leaves a massive hole.😲

There were four reports in just one postcode

27/06/2022

Rhylrats not rugrats.

They come in swarms by the pond.
They are here from filth not a magic wand.

This place is so sad and unclean.
Go home and watch man vs bee like mr bean.

These creatures spread disease.
Get the hell outta Rhyl please.

10/05/2022

Told ya - never live in Rhyl if you're an ex soldier.

He threatened to stab, his favourite sweet is a dib dab.

He comes from River Street, he was once part of a military fleet.

He shouted at a suspected p**o like a parakeet.

He swung at a female member of the bar staff.

In Rhyl there is always riff raff.

He threatened people with scissors and punched the manager.

This guy truly is a typical Rhyl damager.

He made demands to speak to a man he thought was staying there

10/05/2022

A man went behind the Sea Life Centre.
He got out his instrument like a maniac mentor.

This was a case of indecent exposure.

Maybe he wanted to give a lonely shark some closure.

Rhyl strikes again with a man flashing.

The town is by the sea and sea life centre where there is so much splashing.

The alleged incident occurred last Saturday

03/02/2022

Police are patrolling Rhyl schools.
Appalling messages devised by fools.

Children had to stay inside for lunch.
They were scared as their crisps went crunch.

It is that bad that all the doors were locked.
All staff, parents and children are shocked.

A number of vile threats have been made.
This town is again blowing up like a gr***de.

A 16 year-old boy has now been arrested.
(Update 10:00pm - 03/02/22)

https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/rhyl-school-in-lockdown-scared-22966659.amp

Police increased patrols after threatening phone calls were made to schools

26/01/2022

Be on the lookout for this awful man.

He has a lot of Rhyl links.
That's right this town stinks.

Please keep an eye out.
If you see him, scream and shout.

https://www.rhyljournal.co.uk/news/19876395.search-man-missing-prison-links-parts-rhyl/

POLICE are appealing for help finding a man wanted on recall to prison with links to Rhyl.

21/01/2022

1971: Rhyl Opened it's Iceland Store

Source: (Iceland 40 years 1970-2010)

15/01/2022

Another incident in crime-ridden Rhyl overnight.
An aggravated burglary that gave residents a late fright.

Two crime-ridden individuals aggressively used a meat cleaver.
Thought they were part of the violent Roman empire under the leadership of Julius Caesar.

More Rhyl people locked up, none will be left.
So many want to commit vicious acts of theft.

https://www.denbighshirefreepress.co.uk/news/19841470.rhyl-two-arrested-reports-meat-cleaver-used-aggravated-burglary/