The HMP Life

18/05/2024

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The Security for a chocolate bar is crazy 😂

18/05/2024

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Bacon under lock and key in UK supermarkets 😂😂

09/05/2024

If you know you know simple as that!!🔥🤣🤣🤣

09/05/2024

snake bite a proper council estate fellas drink !!

08/05/2024

Only Real Gs Know About Them 👀🔥😂

08/05/2024

The Biggest Gs The UK Has Ever Seen 🇬🇧💯

08/05/2024

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What is going on in the UK 😂 🇬🇧

07/05/2024

We all know two best mates like this 😂😂

07/05/2024

If he won't do this for you he ain't your boy 💯

07/05/2024

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07/05/2024

Crew name needed 😂

07/05/2024

Lord save me from this amen 🙏😂

07/05/2024

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06/05/2024

Like the good old days.. Spotted this outside my neighbours house today👌

06/05/2024

We used plastic bottles not cans 😂😂

06/05/2024

If you know you know who Remembers getting a 10s 😂

06/05/2024

The best council estate phone EVER 😂

05/05/2024

when you met on the sesh in a council estate kitchen.

05/05/2024

We all love a H.M.P Boyband 😂

05/05/2024

mum bought me this chain when I was 13. She had to pay it off for a year, 12 instalments at £60 a month. At the time I just I thought it was cool and wanted it to fit in with the people I hung round with, they were all older lads and had money and gold etc through money they made themselves. As I grew older I begun to realise this bracelet wasn’t easy for my mum to afford at all and that it must have been a lot of money for a single mum with 3 kids, but she just wanted me to be happy even if it was hard for her. I didn’t need the bracelet my mum has always made us happy and tried her best, but I’ll keep this forever to remind me. (Never complain about what your parents couldn’t give you, it was probably all they had) always show them love ❤️

05/05/2024

Back street boys

new boy band name needed best one wins bag of sand!!

05/05/2024

now this is what you call a proper council estate fella salt of the earth x

05/05/2024

So that is where my parcel went hahaha.

14/03/2024

Cheeky nandos anybody 😂😂

25/01/2024

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

Share if this guy is a legend 👍

30/12/2023

26/12/2023

Rate my plate HMP Christmas Dinner Armley Jail 👀

25/12/2023

Christmas Dinner In Jail 👀

06/12/2023

Jail Boy Band Need A New Name Best One Wins £1000 For Christmas!