Oh my girl u r my teddy bear n i vil care u lyk mr. Bean

20/12/2015

www.facebook.com/donttrust.20

I don't trust anyone! Even the Devil was once an Angel...

31/10/2013

31/10/2013

Santa was reading financial times..
Headlines: “Microsoft buys Whatsapp
for $8.5
billion.”
Santa – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyoon,
Download Kar Leta :-D :-D

24/10/2013

24/10/2013

"Kuchh Is Tarah Maine
Zindagi Ko Aasaan Kar Diya..!
Kisi Ko Unfrnd,
Toh Kisi Ko Block Kar Diya.

24/10/2013

Just because I laugh a lot,
doesn't mean my life is easy.
Just because I have a smile on my face everyday,
doesn't mean that
something is not bothering me.
I just choose to move on,
and not dwell on all the negatives in my life.
Every new moment gives me the chance to renew
anew.
I choose to be that.

23/10/2013

Hum ne waqt se bohut wafa ki lekin
Waqt humse bewafaai kar gaya

Kuch humara naseeb bure tha…
Kuch logon ka humse jee bhar gaya…

23/10/2013

true lines
sacha pyaar hamesha
galat insaan se hota hai...
aur......
jab sahi insaan se hota hai,
tab waqt galat hota hai.....

23/10/2013

Teacher: What is ur name......??
Student: NISAAR
Teacher: Batao ki tum kaise paida
hue......??
Nisaar: Jawani Janeman, Hasin
Dilruba, Mile jo Dil
jawa, NISAAR ho gaya.

22/10/2013

Love Is For Life,
Life Is Not For Love,
Love May Fail In Life,
Life Should Never Fail In Love,
So Don't Spoil Life In Love,
But Don't Miss Love In Life.

22/10/2013

Tears R Better Than Smile Because,
U Can Smile At Everyone,
But
U'll Cry For Only One,
Who Is Special To Ur Heart.

22/10/2013

Wo sath marne ka soch kar dariya mein kood gaye..

Upar pahunch ke farishte ne bataya..
Beta, teri item to swimming champion thi... :D :p

21/10/2013

Generation Effect...
Ek bachha roo raha tha,
to uski mummy boli, kyun roo raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
Toffy.. ??
Biscuit.. ??
Cake.. ??
Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye
Aaashiqui ke liye :)) :D

20/10/2013

A Precious Friendship Doesnt Die.
It Lives On.
in The Hearts Of Friends.
U May Be Unseen And Unheard.
But U Will Always Be Missed And Remembered.

19/10/2013

Woh Rasta Jo Hamain Uske Dil Tak
Le Jata.
Umar Saari Usi Rastay Ki Talaash Mai
Guzri..!

18/10/2013

Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar P*e thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya...
Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya..
Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor,
Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh
bhar aayi...
Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly..
Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin,
Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS :D :p

18/10/2013

Australia ne 50 overs me 359 runs banaye..fir bhi unhe kya mila ?
Baba Ji Ka Thullu :-D :-D

17/10/2013

It's An Immense Pleasure And,
Prestigious Pride For Me

To Pay My Best Wishes To You And
Your Family On The Auspicious Occasion Of Eid

May God Almighty Shower Unlimited
Blessings And Mercies On You And Your Family.
"Again Eid-mubarak" :-)
Love you all

16/10/2013

Sometimes you just gotta accept that some people
can only be in your heart, not in your life..

16/10/2013

Eid-Ul-Adha Or -The Feast Of The Sacrifice-, Commemorates Prophet Ibrahim-s Unselfish Act Of Sacrificing His Son Ishmaeel To God. This Important Holiday Is Celebrated At The End Of Hajj, Which Is An Annual Pilgrimage To Mecca.
Eid Mubarak to all :-)

15/10/2013

Classic xample of studnts of differentstandards:
1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I studied everything for exam..
3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question
was very
hard, so i left only dat qstn!
5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only important
qstns! .
7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r
enough 2 pass!
9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??
And in college:
Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere paas toh pen bhi nahi hai.. :P :D

14/10/2013

Zindagi Me Nahi Bhul Pane Wali
Chez Ab Tak Unka Diya Hua Pyar
Tha…
Lekin Ab..
Unka Diya Hua Gum Hai.

12/10/2013

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
-Albert Einstein

11/10/2013

Awsome line...:)

''Jo dost, kaminey nahi hote..

Wo kaminey,
dost hii nahi hote...! :D

11/10/2013

"Tears of EYES Are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS Are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE Is Beautiful"
"Life with FRIENDS Is Most Wonderful".

11/10/2013

Pain Of True Love Is Like A
Baby Crying,
It Knows For What It Cries,
But It Doesn't Know
To Express It In Words.... :'(

10/10/2013

Arz kiya haii......

Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta
Hai Sirf
BABA JI KA THULLU :D

09/10/2013

A funny but true thought :

"No matter how bad we are,
We are not totally useless...
Atleast We can always be used
As a gud example for bad things....!" :D

08/10/2013

Rajni The Great :p
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

08/10/2013

Small Msg But,

With A Big Meaning-
Maut Or Mohabat To Bas Naam Se Hi Badnaam Hai..,
Warna,
Takleef To PADHAYI Hi Sabse Zyada Deti Hai.
Hate Exams :'(

08/10/2013

Aashiqui 3 SongFunny
Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bata De
Chahu Me Ya Naa.
Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De,
Aaau Main Yaa Naaa.
Apna Tu Phone
Number Bta De,
Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaa..
Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka Ke,
Khau Me Yaa Na.
Itna Bta De Mujhko
Kab Milne Aau Tujhko.
Ab Hota Nhi
Intizaaar
Tu Hu Ye Mujhko Bata De
Koi Dusri
Patau Main Yaa Naaaa. :D ;-)

08/10/2013

Fact !!!
There’s a village in Nebraska with a population of 1. She acts as mayor and also pays taxes to herself.

08/10/2013

Students Ki Notebook Ka Last Page kholo to usme
Mile Ga....??
1. Love K (percentage) % Check Karne Wali Game.
2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali Gayi Ink.
3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K Liye Likhi G*i
Batein.:) 4. Cross V/S Zero Game :p
5. Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Naam Aur Us Par Pen
Se Itna Ghisna K Usay Koi Na Parh Sake..:D
6.Apna Sign Wid Diffrent Types.. :0
7.Question ko solve karne ke liye ki gyi galat calculation.
8.Half page fata hua
9.Funny pic. Drawn for timepass.

07/10/2013

Relations are like Electric Currents !!!

Wrong connection will give you Shocks throughout your life..

But the Right ones will Light Up your Life... :)