The Wadiyan

15/08/2013

Breaking News: Scientists Grow Sausage From Fo****in Cells

Breaking News: Scientists Grow Sausage From Fo****in Cells

In a groundbreaking study from the Weinberg Institute in the US, scientists have unveiled a new technique that turns fo****in tissue into delicious sausage that could one day offer a green alternative to raising livestock, help alleviate world hunger, and save some pigs their life.

09/08/2013

“We thought she was asking for a handjob”: Swiss Shop that denied Oprah’s request for a handbag...

“We thought she was asking for a handjob”: Swiss Shop that denied Oprah’s request for a handbag...

The owner of a shop in Zurich where a rich American tourist named Oprah Winfrey denied her right to buy an expensive ($35,000) handbag has called the incident a “lost-in-translation” moment.

08/08/2013

Cops raid local man for searching *explicit word* in Google

Cops raid local man for searching *explicit word* in Google

A local man from New York was pleasantly surprised after discovering a pair of NYPD’s finest officers at his house who came to check if he was all right.

30/07/2013

Sacramento Doctor Reprimanded For Suggesting Oral S*x To Patient - CBS Sacramento

Sacramento Doctor Reprimanded For Suggesting Oral S*x To Patient - CBS Sacramento

A Sacramento surgeon has been reprimanded by the state medical board for suggesting a patient try oral s*x to improve her gag reflex.

30/07/2013

India: Army 'mistook planets for spy drones'

India: Army 'mistook planets for spy drones'

India's army spent six months watching "Chinese spy drones" violating its air space, only to find out they were actually Jupiter and Venus, it's reported.

26/07/2013

Finally, Royal baby Poops!

Finally, Royal baby Poops!

Merely after two days of his birth, excited sources close to the Royal family reported that the royal baby has delivered his p**p in traditional style.

25/07/2013

Indian R**e Tourism Industry to see 30% growth in 2013

Indian R**e Tourism Industry to see 30% growth in 2013

Hoping to build on strong growth in the recent past, India’s R**e Tourism industry is expected to grow by about 20-30 percent this year, according to a forecast published this week by the Indian Tourism Ministry in its website.

23/07/2013

Royal Baby Born in London!

Royal Baby Born in London!

After weeks of anticipation, an endangered Western Royal Gorilla said hello to the world on Monday afternoon at the London Zoo. Weighing in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces, the tiny, wrinkled Royal primate seems to be doing well.

22/07/2013

The Wadiyan's cover photo

22/07/2013

Not Boy or Girl: “Kate Middleton's Baby most likely an Inters*x”

Not Boy or Girl: “Kate Middleton's Baby most likely an Inters*x”

As the euphoric due date for the Duchess of Cambridge approaches, the British subjects around the world and social media pundits have gone into a crazy brainstorming mode about the royal baby’s gender and name.

08/05/2013

Charles Ramsey Declines Celebrity P**n Offer From The Kardashians

Charles Ramsey Declines Celebrity P**n Offer From The Kardashians

Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland man who became an instant Internet celebrity after humorously narrating the rescue story of the three abducted women in TV, has reportedly declined an offer to appear in a celebrity s*x tape along with the Kardashians.

03/05/2013

Ninja Shake!

Ninja Shake!

YouTubers around the world were searching for the next sensational video after Gangnam style and Harlem shake. While Psy’s Gentleman couldn’t quite repeat the magic of Gangnam style, a bunch of boys from Florida has made an amazing Ninja Shake out of it (Watch the Video).

01/05/2013

Satire News Evokes Serious Debate on Gun Control

Satire News Evokes Serious Debate on Gun Control

A satire news story published by the Associated Press, about a 2-year old girl in Kentucky getting shot by her own 5-year old brother (!) shook the nation yesterday. As per the story that needs some real imagination to create, the 5-year old boy was playing with a .22-caliber rifle he received as a…

30/04/2013

Holding Mass Prayer Could Increase Success Rate of Space Missions, Study Finds

Holding Mass Prayer Could Increase Success Rate of Space Missions, Study Finds

A recent study conducted by the Failure Analysis Committee (FAC) of the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) found that holding mass prayer prior to launching rocket could increase the success rate of space missions in India.

25/04/2013

“Boston Bombers are Not True Muslims”- Taliban

“Boston Bombers are Not True Muslims”- Taliban

Mulla Rahmanullah, the Commander of Taliban’s international operations, condemned claims that portrayed the accused Boston bombers as True Muslims. “They are NOT true Muslims,” tweeted the commander in his twitter account on Tuesday. “First of all, True Muslims are blessed with the ‘beard of wisdom’...

23/04/2013

Hardworking Ho**er Quits Profession to Join Dirty Politics

Hardworking Ho**er Quits Profession to Join Dirty Politics

A hardworking local pr******te in Aladeenburg decided to quit her legitimate career to join dirty, greedy politics. Aladeenburg’s mayoral candidate Ladiiz Washrum admitted during a TV interview Friday she worked as a legal pr******te in a local brothel, where she met her husband as a client.

18/04/2013

Montreal Police Arrest 5-year-old Boy for Assaulting Cop with a Water Gun

Montreal Police Arrest 5-year-old Boy for Assaulting Cop with a Water Gun

Olivier Hanks, a 5-year-old boy from Montreal, was taken into police custody on Monday and questioned after an alleged assassination attempt at the Police Commissioner using a sq**rt gun.

16/04/2013

Airlines to Charge Extra for Sitting Beside S*xy Cabin Crew

Airlines to Charge Extra for Sitting Beside S*xy Cabin Crew

If you’re flying this summer to the US, be prepared to pay a supplementary fee to grab your seat beside that hot cabin crew of your dreams.

10/04/2013

Kim Jong-un threatens Peanut Butter Missile strike on the U.S.

Kim Jong-un threatens Peanut Butter Missile strike on the U.S.

Kim Jong-un, the Supreme leader of North Korea threatened the United States today with a preemptive Peanut Butter Missile strike, raising the level of rhetoric as the U.S. has begun deploying groups of B-1 heavy bombers to the Western Pacific region.

09/04/2013

Miraculous Black Baby Born to White Parents in U.S.

Miraculous Black Baby Born to White Parents in U.S.

Locals and friends of Mary and Joseph Smith in Arkansas got quite a surprise when a miraculous Black baby was born to the God-fearing White parents. Joseph and Mary, stunned parents of the little black boy named Todd Smith declared – “We are sure it’s our kid. But we don’t know why he looks pitch-bl...

07/04/2013

Poll: One-third of Americans believe Obama not spanking Michelle enough

Poll: One-third of Americans believe Obama not spanking Michelle enough

Despite overwhelming evidence and testimonials about the American roots and Christian faith of the President, roughly one-third of the registered voters in the U.S. do not believe that Obama spanking Michelle enough to discipline her, according to a national poll released Friday by the firm Average…

03/04/2013

Job Report: Canada facing a severe shortage of skilled dancers

Job Report: Canada facing a severe shortage of skilled dancers

A recent labor market survey reports a shortage of over 300,000 skilled lap dancers in Canada. According to Canadian employers, the top positions they find most difficult in finding skilled candidates include raccoon hunters, popcorn makers, lap dancers and nuclear physicists.

01/04/2013

Cheap War: US's plans to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked

Cheap War: US's plans to deploy Salvation Army Commandos over Pyongyang leaked

In the latest ascension of rhetoric against its neighbor and the US, North Korea has warned the Americans to stay away from playing cheap war games and vicious tricks against the great nation or to face serious consequences.

30/03/2013

Thousands celebrate annual piss-in-the-snow day in Canada

Thousands celebrate annual piss-in-the-snow day in Canada

In spite of bone chilling sub-zero temperature and frosty wind, thousands of Canadians went out to celebrate the annual Piss-in-the-Snow (PITS) day in various cities across the nation on Friday.

28/03/2013

U.S. Senate tables bill to ban John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’

U.S. Senate tables bill to ban John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’

More than 40 years after its conception, John Lennons’s classic track ‘Imagine’ is still stirring nationwide controversy. In the ongoing senate session, the republican candidate from Texas Senator Lee Tiralo argued that Lennon’s magnum opus has ‘inflammatory lyrics’ with a potential to ‘stir up majo...

21/03/2013

Honesty in dishonesty: A virtue for the 21st century

Honesty in dishonesty: A virtue for the 21st century

It has been a long time since I have written something for The Wadiyan. To be honest, for the last couple of years, I was keeping myself busy reading Decision Points at my home in Preston Hollow and occasionally riding horses at Crawford. I could be considered dishonest for telling you that I always...

19/03/2013

Trump all set to prove yet another comedian wrong

Trump all set to prove yet another comedian wrong

Donald Trump is on a roll. After successfully disproving claims of his Orangutan ancestry, the famously outspoken real estate tycoon is all set to make out with Ann Coulter, to prove another comedian wrong. Previously, Seth Rogen, a wannabe actor and twitter comedian tweeted allegations against Dona...

15/03/2013

Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia

Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

14/03/2013

Pope Francis to give up traditional Papal boxers, favoring austere lifestyle

Pope Francis to give up traditional Papal boxers, favoring austere lifestyle

Setting a new precedent, the newly elected austere favoring Catholic leader opted out from wearing traditional holy boxer shorts.

13/03/2013

New Canadian Immigration Law Makes “proper married life” Mandatory for Two Years

This is sad..

In an ongoing effort to deter people from using fraud marriages to cheat their way into Canada, Citizenship and Immigration Canada introduced a new regulation that requires sponsored spouses live in a legitimate s*xual relationship with their sponsor for two years or they risk losing their permanent...

12/03/2013

Indo-Italian diplomatic row deepens: India retaliates..

India Strikes back..

In direct response to Italy’s decision to not send back two marines charged with killing of fishermen off the Kerala coast back to India to face trial, the UPA Govt. in India has decided not to send the Italian-born-n-grown Sonia Gandhi to Italy anymore.

10/03/2013

India to make anti-r**e device mandatory for women

Indian politicians know what women want...

In response to a nationwide outcry at a series of gang r**e incidents in the capital, the Indian government has finally unveiled a comprehensive four-point action plan to tackle its r**e problem. T...

09/03/2013

Apple set to launch a new tablet-o-pod in April

More choices..

Apple has unveiled its widely anticipated 5.7inch tablet-o-pod, the iPod Maxi. The device, which is 5.8mm thick and weighs 160g, was announced at an event in California. The entry wi-fi-only model,...

09/03/2013

YouTube to offer free breast augmentation therapy for its Reply Girls

More power to reply girls :)

Google Inc.’s video-sharing unit YouTube LLC unveiled on Tuesday its plan to offer breast augmentation surgery to its Reply Girls for free. The new YouTube rule makes it mandatory to have F-c...

09/03/2013

A new computer virus claim 30 lives in Pakistan

Tough times..

The state’s Health Department is alarmed over reports of a computer virus infection in the northwest province of Pakistan and called on the public to take necessary precautions. The newly identifie...